Who knows what the jokes of the 1970s were? (More than 10 articles)

Who is lower? 1. A or c? A is low because ABCD(A is lower than C) 2. A dying man made a will to his wife: "When I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor, Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so she explained, "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want him to feel cheated!" Dad told the fish that he was often hungry when he was a child. Fish and fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "Then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!" " 6- When a swimming pool is built in one place, the staff will mobilize everyone to donate. The staff said to an old farmer, what are you going to donate to this swimming pool? The old farmer said, "I donate two buckets of water!" " Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." . Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman." "8- A gecko got lost at the gate of the securities company. At this time, a big crocodile just crawled over and prepared to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko came forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom! "The crocodile was shocked, and then burst into tears:" Son, you just lost half a month in stock trading! "At least one day, a pig said to another pig," If all the pigs in the world are dead, then play a song. " The pig said angrily, "At least there is you!" " "10. Can you develop games? A new colleague came to Happy Paradise, who graduated from a famous university majoring in computer science. The bear was envious and asked admiringly, "Can you develop games?" "Yes, I was the president of the student union when I was at school. I often organize various activities. Developing games is too simple. " "What games have you developed?" "Well, for example, now let's compare who learns from rabbits and whether they learn like ..."