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Renjie advised Wu Zetian to abstain from sex?

Wu Zetian has her greatness. As an aggressive woman, she really thinks of herself as an emperor and Jackie Chan, not a phoenix. Her love for men is aboveboard. She learned from the practices of male emperors, such as institutionalizing the harem and setting up an institution called "Crane Control House", which imprisoned a large number of handsome men and frivolous literati. For a time, men dressed up, invited their pets to be jealous, and played Rong Pu drama or told jokes with the queen, which was unprecedented in the history of China.

In fact, Wu Zetian's harem is very small compared with many male emperors in history. She didn't give up CoCo Lee's livelihood because of pleasure, so the country was well managed by her. Although Wu Zetian doted on the harem, she did not condone it. In addition, she was notoriously harsh, so at that time, the civil and military officials of the Qing Dynasty rarely admonished her. However, in the later days, under the care of Zhang Yizhi, the supreme consul, the number of Toy Boy increased day by day, and the service content gradually increased from providing "male tenderness" to providing music banquets.

Although Wu Zetian in the pool of handsome men is over 70 years old, she can't resist the temptation and often stays up all night under the escort of her brothers Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi and Zhu Wu. In the long run, her health will be unbearable, but ministers all know that whoever advises her is unlucky, because it is forcing the emperor to do something he doesn't want to do. If she is not careful, jail is light. Just when other ministers were silent, the famous Di Renjie appeared, but then again, only his appearance would have an impact on Manchu civil and military affairs. Many TV plays describe how unusual the relationship between Di Renjie and Wu Zetian is. Defending the country and defending the country is even written as a friend joking in front of others. Although these are exaggerated, they are more or less in line with historical facts. When the emperor died in 700 AD, Wu Zetian made the imperial court mourn for three days, and shed tears and said that there was no one in the imperial court, which showed her dependence and trust on the emperor.

Speaking of it, De Renjie and Wu Zetian are still fellow villagers, both from Shaanxi. The former is in Bingzhou and the latter is in Wenshui. The two places are not far apart. However, the emperor became Wu Zetian's most trusted minister not because of their fellow villagers' relationship, but because of his outstanding talent and upright character. During the Yifeng period, Di was promoted to be a man. Cheng Dali is an official in charge of justice. As soon as Di Renjie took office, he showed his amazing ability to judge cases. In just one year, he sentenced a large number of backlog cases, involving as many as 17000 people. He became famous for a while and became a well-respected detective in the government and the public. Moreover, his clean and honest style of writing has also been praised by the people.

At this time, Tang Gaozong's physique has been weak, so he had to lift the curtain behind him and let Wu Zetian sit behind and conduct himself. Unlike his father Li Shimin, Tang Gaozong lacks noble manners when dealing with many things. For example, in the first year of Yifeng, General Wuwei had a good military power. Fan Huaiyi, commander-in-chief of Zuojianmen, mistakenly cut down a stupid thing, and even mistakenly cut down the cypress in the mausoleum of Emperor Taizong. Laozi's cemetery was moved, and the emperor was naturally not angry. He immediately ordered the death penalty for the two men.

With his professional legal knowledge, Di Renjie said for the last time that these two men didn't deserve to die. Tang Gaozong said sternly: "I climbed a tree in the mausoleum and was unfilial. I must kill it!" It is terrible enough that the emperor who controls the life and death of the world is not angry, and the angry emperor is even more terrible.

However, Di Renjie did not change his face and immediately began to defend himself in court: "Since ancient times, speaking has been considered difficult. I thought it was difficult to meet Jie and Zhou, but it was easy to meet Yao and Shun. If you don't die today, your majesty will kill you, because you don't trust people and people don't know what to do! Your Majesty killed a general with cypress in Zhaoling today. After thousands of years, why does your majesty give priority? If I dare not kill a controlled talent, I will kill your majesty. "

Knowledge is power, and Tang Gaozong was naturally speechless in front of legal experts. Finally, under the strong intervention of Wu Zetian behind the scenes, the emperor was forced to change his mind, pardoned the two men for their capital crimes and exiled them to Lingnan. A few days later, Di Renjie was promoted to serve the Empire. Wu Zetian also specially called him in and praised: What you said a few days ago deeply touched the funeral home. It is commendable to dare to say so in such a scene.