Interesting sentences of life

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There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet. The following is an article about funny sentences about life that I shared with Encyclopedia. Welcome to the sentence network of fresh graduates!

1, don't say that others are mentally ill, provided that you have a brain.

2, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!

3. Do bad things with good intentions.

4. Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

5, take the road of others, let others have no way to go!

6. You don't have to study hard, but you must not review well.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

8. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

9. When arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

10, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, can there be a corner that can't be dug down?

12, if God wants to make people perish, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

13, Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

14, if the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

15, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

16, if I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

17, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

18, there are three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels and empty wallets. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

19, Chopin, no matter how good, can't play my sadness!

20. At noon on weeding day, bow and shoot big carvings.

2 1, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !

22. I don't know that oil, salt and rice are expensive.

23. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

24. Steamed steamed buns are not for breath?

25, not not laughing, laughing powder will fall off!

26. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have experience?

27. Better fight with wise men than talk to sb!

28. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

30. If you can't eat grapes, you will say that the grapes are sour.

3 1, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

32. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

33. Don't be the next, be the first.

34. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with cola!

35, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

36. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

37, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness! !

The best way to deal with those who use silence to cover up their ignorance is to deal with a man as he deals with you.

39, oil and salt rice, no matter how expensive, you must make your own decisions.

40, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it, huh?

4 1, the greatness of life, die under the flower!

42, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

43. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Is this man not dead?

44, driving is not difficult, I am afraid that there will be new people!

45, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light, okay?

46. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

47. Everyone knows the heart of Si Mazhao.

48, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

49. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

5 1, I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

52. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

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