Seeking the complete lines of Sue's "Article Meeting"

The art of our motherland is really rich and colorful.

B well, there are many kinds.

Besides stage art, China also has handicrafts.

B Oh, you mentioned handicrafts.

Right, right, right. This is of high quality. You are like a kite pasted by kite Wei; The clay figurine created by "Clay Fighter Zhang" is widely praised in the international market.

B is famous.

A: Exactly. Then there is sculpture, which takes too much effort.

B is it?

A We can carve it where sesame seeds are bigger.

Oh?

A person can carve a poem at the thickness of a hair.

B, I'm still in trouble like this.

To appreciate this kind of art, A must hold the microscope 500 times to appreciate it.

B invisible to the naked eye?

Okay, okay. Then there are the paintings and calligraphy of our motherland. Our brushwork is the best in the world.

B calligraphy.

A: Yes. We wrote a lot of ink paintings in Tianjin.

B: That's right.

A: As we all know, there are five people in Tianjin. These five people ...

Please wait a moment!

Answer?

How many people in Tianjin write well?

One or five people.

B hey hey, four famous writers.

No, you missed one.

Yi Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao.

A No, Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao, Su!

Who is "Sue"?

A, a guang-hui meng, a Yan Xiu, a Zhao Yuanli, a Sue! Five people.

Are you also a famous writer?

A certainly.

Why didn't you write?

A: I write very little. If you go to Tianjin, Heping Road is the most lively and prosperous place, with shops on both sides. Look at this plaque: Oh! This is written by Hua Shikui, this is written by Meng Guanghui, and they all wrote it!

B: That's right!

It can be found everywhere in Tianjin. Which plaque was written by Sue?

B not exactly.

This is his value.

b？ Why?

A: What is lacking is the most expensive.

Wow! Is this called "what is lacking is precious"?

A: You see, if there are mountains of things in the market, Chinese cabbage will only cost five cents.

Is this valuable?

A of course. I can not only write, but also draw.

B draw what!

A Chinese painting!

Painter of country B!

There are many painters in China, such as Tang Bohu, Mi Yuanzhang, Zheng Banqiao and Zhao Ziang. They are all ancient painters. Our modern painters, such as Mr. Qi Baishi.

B: That's right.

A Zhang Daqian, Park Xinyu,

B "Nan Zhang Pu Bei"!

A: Ah, these are all famous painters. They each have their own strengths. Beautiful women in Tang Bohu are best painted!

B: That's right.

The landscape of Krabi Yuanzhang is the best! Bamboo is essential in Zheng Banqiao.

B has its own characteristics.

A: Yes, they each have a corner. I am better than them.

B and you? Where is the strength?

A I can do it all!

B all-around painting?

A that's right. You said landscapes, people, insects, flowers, meticulous brushwork, freehand brushwork and even plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum. There is nothing I can't draw.

What a generalist!

This is my greatest advantage.

B it's not easy.

A can ... but I also have shortcomings.

A person's shortcomings are always inevitable.

However, my shortcomings ... I think they are still small!

What are your weaknesses?

What is a draw and what doesn't look like it?

B no? I have praised myself for a long time, but I can't draw it!

This man has no manners. This is impolite!

Is that polite?

What can a picture draw? Really not like what? Sometimes I will draw you a beautiful woman,

B looks like a beautiful woman?

One like Zhou Cang!

B still not?

A: This is a joke. I like painting since I was a child.

B and you?

A I used to be a student in the fine arts department, but later I transferred to the Chinese department because of conditions.

Are you still a student?

Answer, student.

B where do you go to school?

Me? Peking University.

B Beida photo studio?

A photo ... What's in the photo studio?

B Isn't it Peking University?

University of Baikal! Peking University.

Who is this?

Me.

Are you a student in Peking University? Let me ask you first, where is this "Peking University"?

A This one is still skeptical of me.

B that's not what I meant. I'll ask you!

I don't know where A is? Peking University is in Beijing.

B You're talking nonsense! Tianjin University is still in Tianjin. I asked you the specific location.

Where exactly is it? Beijing, not far from the back door, is called "Beach".

B this place is right.

This is my alma mater.

Who is the headmaster of Peking University?

Principal a? I can't mention that.

B why?

A: I don't respect it because I'm not a teacher.

B there are not so many rules. If you don't mention them, no one else will know. You can mention this president of Peking University,

Our headmaster's surname is Zhou, whose name is De Shan, and his nickname is "Toad".

B toad? What two words?

A "clam" is the edge of the word "worm", a word "bite", clam.

Where is the frog?

A "frog" is the edge of the word "worm", and a "Mo" with a wonderful name. Toad week.

B week toad? Damn it.

Principal Jia Zhou.

B, don't ... don't! Why are you still bowing? Etiquette is deep enough. Stop it! Old audiences all know that Toad Week is our crosstalk performer. The name of the president of Peking University is Cai Yuanpei.

First, you said it was a former principal; I said that when I was at school, our principal was Toad Week.

Is toad the headmaster?

A that's right.

B That may be the same name.

Hey. I am the top student in our school.

Where are you?

I have already appeared in front of the whole school.

B when is this?

A Oh, it's too early to mention this! Do you know that there is a famous writer named Kang Youwei? Have you ever heard of him?

B also heard of it! People call it "Kang Shengren".

Yes, I showed my face in front of this old gentleman.

What face has B shown?

Mr Konka Youwei came back from Japan and went back to China to visit cities and schools. Visiting tomorrow implies reviewing and coming to Peking University. As soon as our headmaster hears that Kang Youwei is coming, he will meet him in person, let him in, and divide the two sides into seats. At this moment, we began to talk with our headmaster.

B What did Kang Youwei say?

Mr. Konka said, "The headmaster of your school, how many tall feet does a school have?"

B What is this "tall foot"?

A is how many students there are.

B just say how many students there are!

A Our headmaster replied, "* * There are 560 fools!"

B there are quite a few "fools".

A "What classes do they have every day?" "In addition to daily special classes, students are required to write an eight-part essay every Saturday afternoon." After listening to this, Saint Kang was very dissatisfied.

B why?

The abolition of stereotyped writing is Kang Youwei's proposition.

B: That's right.

A Now our school advocates stereotyped writing, which seems to be a bit against Mr. Kang academically.

B Oh ... What did Mr. Kang say?

Konka Sage didn't like it in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face.

A learned man.

A is still smiling. "Oh, the headmaster of your school, since you have said that, Kang is incompetent and wants to make a fool of himself in your school. I have a topic, let their students do an eight-part essay, ok? "

San yikang wants to ask a question?

How's Ying? Our headmaster stopped us.

B why?

Konka sage? What a great learning it is!

B yes.

A: We won't do the questions he gave us! But our headmaster didn't stop him! Just below the slope.

B look at it.

A "OK, then ask Mr. Kang to give a question!" Kang Shengren is very dissatisfied.

B yes.

A picked up the chalk on the blackboard and brushed it, just like inserting willow flowers. Let all our students have a closer look-they are stunned!

What's the matter?

A topic is too deep.

B what's the topic?

A "Spring and Autumn Title".

B it's really hard enough.

A spring and autumn question is the most difficult. Don't talk about us. In the Qing Dynasty, candidates were most afraid of "Spring and Autumn Questions".

B yes.

Answer: You should be afraid of "spring and autumn questions" when counting this "orange", not to mention my "sour pear"!

My jackfruit is worse! What "orange"? Take the exam.

A: Yes. Hundreds of civil and military officials in the tributary court raised their children.

B: That's right.

A is not only a spring and autumn question, but also three requirements.

What are the three requirements of B?

First of all, it takes 25 minutes to hand in the papers.

B time is tight enough.

Second, don't whisper to each other.

B I'm afraid you will cheat.

A: Yes. Third, in the composition season, you can't use pencils or pens.

B: What?

A write with a brush.

B why?

A: As I said just now, writing with ink takes the most effort. If you write an article with a little ink, no matter how good it is. This is called "Juanjuan"

How serious it is.

A depends not only on the quality of the articles we write, but also on our brushwork. Talk, spill paper and start writing. Twenty-five minutes later, as soon as it rolled up,

How about b?

A sent out 560 papers, but only 82 were withdrawn.

B where are the others?

A it's all blank.

B dare not write?

I didn't dare to write any.

B how difficult it is.

A topic is too deep. But what about these 82 cards? Our headmaster must choose them.

B what do you choose?

Anyone who fails in A can't show it to outsiders.

B afraid of being laughed at.

President a took this article and read it like this: this sentence is not good.

The word b is not very good.

This font is not good.

The word b is not well written.

Ah, this is good. Oh, what a pity! What a fly in the ointment!

What's the matter?

A has something to say!

What word is written?

The word "person" is very short.

Wow! Ouch, there's only one stroke left. What kind of student is this?

A: Huh? Who drew a little bastard here?

b？ Draw a bitch on paper?

A: Well, hand in the picture as soon as possible.

Look at these students.

A choose to choose. It is best to choose only five of the 82 papers. You can understand that there are people within five.

Who is "me"?

A it's me.

Oh, you fired a gun once?

What do you mean by "one injection"? I was being polite to you. That is me.

B isn't this nonsense? You are very polite to me. What do I know? When I saw the notice in the street that day, I asked others what was going on. Someone said, "Shoot people." I thought it was you.

You said it was shot. "me"-that's polite.

B yes, yes.

I'm in five minutes. Of these five, we have to choose three. Ok, I'll have Sue in three months.

B yes.

Choosing the best of the three is a masterpiece of the whole school. Look at this one. It's a good choice of words and sentences. The font is wonderful and there is no volume. Look at the next paragraph-Sue!

B I know it's you! Ha ha!

Our headmaster took this paper and took good care of it. He held out his hands and handed it to Kang. "Please ask Mr. Kang to have a look."

Oh, show it to Shengkang.

Saint konka took the paper and looked at it. At that time, he was surprised.

B is it?

That's what A means-huh?

This is a surprise.

A wave of panic. At that time, it was amazing: "The article is great!"

B hey.

A wonderful article! The article is wonderful and unique. "

B first comes to the "three difficulties" and lacks the "eight difficulties"!

"The headmaster, please look at this masterpiece. Kang has never heard of it in his life. From beginning to end, the spirit of brushwork runs like a cloud, like lightning, and wherever it is written, it does not drag on, just like a phoenix dragonfly; Beauty of text

Sentence, not a word copied from predecessors, find a chapter to find a sentence. It can be said that a thousand dollars is hard to buy. Chang Yun:' Tang Poems, Jin Characters and Chinese Characters' are all owned by one person, and they are all three generations. There are eight great writers in China's literary history. People who have written poems and essays so far have followed suit and are envious. Today, you have a tall foot-a rising star in Ran Ran, an amazing article in the world. An unparalleled wizard, I'm afraid the ancients in Tang and Song Dynasties were worth tens of millions of feet! "

B this is a real mess.

Okay, I'm wasting my time!

What are you talking about?

A hey! This is what Mr. Kang praised me for writing this article well!

B how did he praise it?

A: Should I write classical Chinese? We must learn from the Eight Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties.

Which eight?

There were Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan in the Tang Dynasty. There were Ouyang Xiu, Su Zhe, Su Shi, Su Shi, Wang Anshi in the Song Dynasty.

B: That's right.

This is an expert in ancient Chinese prose. To write ancient prose, we must learn these eight schools.

B yes.

But that's in the past! After I wrote this article in Suzhou, future generations will not learn the Eight Classics of Tang and Song Dynasty if they write ancient prose!

Who are you going to learn from?

Then you must learn from me, Sue!

That ... that eight is over!

A Of course, it's a compliment from Mr. Kang. Our headmaster must be polite.

B that's right!

President A said, "Mr. Kang is flattering me! This humble essay by a little disciple is not elegant with good words and fonts, which is really not the eye of foot bath experts. I'm flattered, teachers and students are ashamed. "

Toads are sour enough this week.

A means I can't compete.

B yes, yes.

Mr. Konka said, "Otherwise, otherwise! No, no! "

B, shoot! Shoot!

Why did you shoot?

B: What are you flying?

This "no" is wrong.

B just say "no"!

A "In my Kang's opinion, not only the ancients in Tang and Song Dynasties were inferior, but Zhu Gekongming, an old gentleman in the later Han Dynasty, and the Model before and after was a legendary work. The wonderful sentence in the Five Emperors' Teacher's Watch is nothing more than this! "

What does this mean?

What about the "model" of the Han Dynasty after Zhuge Liang was at home?

B ok!

The good place is the same as mine.

B what's wrong?

Zhuge Liang is not as good as Sue.

Zhuge Liang is finished.

Of course, our headmaster is more polite.

B yes.

A "Mr. Kang is flattering me more and more. He is a little fool. He dare not compare with the ancients in Tang and Song Dynasties. How dare he compare with the old man Zhu Gekongming in the later Han Dynasty? Mr. Kongming lives in Wolong, and he has the reputation of "Wolong". Kong Ming called him Yi Long, but he was not as good as a grass snake. How can a grass snake associate with Wolong? Let's talk about Mr. Kong Ming's official worship of' Wuhouxiang', which was later' Wuhou'. Kong Ming is the marquis of Wu, and I am the monkey with long eyes. "

B "eye monkey"

"One, two, three and so on. One, two, three,' eye monkey', how to win money by betting on' five Hou'? "

B dice? Oh, does Kang Shengren understand?

Of course I understand! A saint, a saint should know everything! This is called ignorance and shame!

B Don't ask, Kang Shengren likes playing with money, too.

Mr. Konka said, "Today, I am very happy to meet a stranger, but I didn't meet a stranger. Today, Kang wants to meet Gao Zu. I wonder if the headmaster will give him advice. "

Shengyikang still wants to see you?

Our headmaster was stopped.

B what?

A "I should have ordered my apprentice to pay a special visit, for fear that he would be impolite and dare not make mistakes."

B is not allowed to watch.

A "hey? What is the reason for expecting something? If such a great talent as Sue disappears, Kang will commit suicide. "

So is this sage Kang. What does it matter if Su Maowen sees him or not?

A Our headmaster is going to be furious. Let's meet him!

You must save his life as soon as possible.

One called me, "Su Maowen!" I said, "Yes!" Bow to our headmaster. The headmaster introduced me, "I have seen Kang Old Master Q!" "oh! Kang Old Master Q! " After bowing, he raised his head and faced Mr. Kang. When Saint Kang looked at me, he was surprised again.

The "second watch" before and after B is not far from dawn!

A loud "ah! This is to let Gao Zusu Mao? "

B Kang Youwei has never seen such a "flat" person?

A: What's it called? This is teacher Kang's surprise to see the author of this article.

B is it?

A was not surprised to see my flat mouth. This "mouth" is a physical defect and cannot be insulted.

B don't insult yet!

A: "Is this the high-impedance Su Wenjun Mao?" The headmaster said, "What a fool!" Mr. Kang talked to me again.

What did B tell you?

A: "Did you write that masterpiece just now?"

B asked if you wrote it!

A I said, "Cricket has no talent, but it does!" "

B, hey? Return the gourd! Just a loser!

Oh, yes, I like to walk along a narrow path.

B You're not talking about that place.

A: "Yes, I did." "Can you do another article according to the original text?"

What does this mean?

This one? I'm afraid there will be a second one. I'm afraid I didn't write it alone.

Dare you write?

What's so hard about that? Without thinking, I picked up the pen and brushed it. After writing, Mr. Kang matched this with that, exactly the same. I wrote it myself. How could it be bad?

B yes.

A is that the topic is too deep-the title of Spring and Autumn Annals.

B I said, just now you said this topic is too abstruse, because I don't understand this thing.

What do you mean by "this thing"? This man still doesn't have enough respect for ancient China people.

B No, you said this topic has depth. How's this? Read the article you wrote here and let us enjoy it. what do you think?

Where is the study?

B right here.

A is here?

b！

A I don't think so.

What's the matter?

A knows what this place is.

B performance theater.

This is an entertainment place, where most students study and many people can read. Do you know which of our old gentlemen was the "Hanlin" of the former Qing Dynasty?

B don't worry! Hanlin has no time to come here.

A Maybe there are some Jinshi here.

B "Jinshi" did not. I can't stand myopia.

A says now, he is a professor, writer and artist in a school.

This is inevitable.

A: I don't want to say that I misread the article here, but I read the pronunciation backwards. It doesn't matter to me that you shake your head, but it doesn't look good to our president Zhou.

B it seems that both of them are sour enough. You, don't worry, I'll deal with your mistake. Besides, no kidding!

A Well, in that case, I'll read it here.

B You can read it here.

A "spring and autumn" problem. I read, but I read. If you don't understand anything, ask me at once.

Of course.

Don't pretend you don't know.

B I can't do this!

I ... not only you, but all the audience here ... Of course, if you are a literature major, you can understand the meaning of my article. If you are in junior high school or high school, I'm afraid you don't understand deeply.

B then I'm finished. I have only been in primary school for three years.

Let's do this. If anyone doesn't understand anything, they can raise their hands so that we can learn from each other in the future.

All right, all right!

A: Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me. It's not that I study and live a big life. This is a topic written by Kang Shengren, which is too profound-Chunqiu Topic.

B yes, yes.

A, this "spring" means taking the first month as spring.

B how can we still celebrate the first month?

A song "The First Month of Spring".

b？ Okay, okay, okay.

A There are so many words.

B Then read it, and I'll listen.

Answer "the first month, the first month is coming."

B hey, haha!

Please keep us all serious!

B: No, no! You can't be serious! Still serious?

A "I invited my little sister to see the lanterns."

B hey!

"Lantern is false, elder sister is true! Sisters and sisters shout! "

Raise your hand if you don't understand!

B go! Don't wait for everyone, even I understand! Just go for this "sister" and I will understand.

"Autumn" means "August" is autumn.

B how do you write it?

There are a few words in A-"The autumn wind in August is cool, a white dew and a frost, and a little frost is alone, hanging on the big flat buckwheat stalk, too!"

B how can it still be "yes"!

Without "Ye", it is not a chapter.

Is this your masterpiece?

A: No, I learned it from them singing drums.

Which paragraph?

A song called Sister Wang Sifu.

B "Wrestling Frame". Kang Youwei doesn't understand this?

Where has he seen such an article? Teacher Kang holds my article, which is really a treasure and full of praise. Finally, he praised me and said something in Manchu.

B: Huh? No! Kang Youwei is a Han Chinese. How can you speak Manchu?

He was an official of the Qing Dynasty.

B is it?

One, ah!

B I know two Manchu dialects,

A really?

B What did Kang say about you?

He said: "Alas, such a student can write such an article, which can be called' Eight Tigers Record'."

Okay, Kang Youwei, that's a compliment.

A: Really?

"Bagulu" means good.

No, it's a good idea for you to say "Bagulu". He said I could be called "Bahulu!"

B Baba gourd?

Beep means beep, and Land Rover means Land Rover.

B what do you say?

Where St. Konka came to see me, ah, "bang"! The pain made me "very confused". If it is not "confused"!

Did you hit b?

Aranya!

Where are you going?