What is the joke that Japanese people hate most in the world?

Five jokes that Japan hates most (1) Four surgeons sit around and talk about who they like to operate on. The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best. When you open their bodies, everything in them is arranged alphabetically. " The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best. When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order. " The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best. When you open their bodies, everything is coded with color. " The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubt. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said that because they have no heart and no spine, and their buttocks and heads can be exchanged. Animals! Five jokes that little Japan hates most (2) A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Koizumi." The operator said, "Sorry, he passed away last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Koizumi. This time the operator was a little bored and said, "I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you calling? " The man said, "Because that's what I like to hear." Five jokes that little Japan hates most (3) A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, What do you do with the leftover shrimp shells? ""Of course, "the waiter said." no！ no！ no！ "The Japanese shook his head and said," In our Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," What do you do with the leftover lemon peel? ""Of course, "the waiter said." no！ no！ no！ "The Japanese shook his head and said," In our Japan, the leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum," What do you do with the leftover chewing gum? ""Of course I threw it up, "the waiter said." no！ no！ no！ "The Japanese shook his head and proudly said," In our Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. "The waiter asked impatiently," Do you know how to deal with used condoms in China? ""throw it away, of course. "The Japanese don't know. The waiter shook his head and said, "no! no！ no！ In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to you. "Five jokes that little Japan hates most (4) A taxi is driving on the road leading to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is riding on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! "After a while, another taxi passed by." Look, Nissan! It is made in Japan! Too soon! "Another taxi passed by." Hi! It's Mitsubishi Made in Japan! Very fast! "Taxi drivers are 1% Americans. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their own American cars, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, they are somewhat annoyed. When the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. " It's Honda Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure! "The taxi driver stopped, pointed to the meter angrily and said," 15 dollars. ""It costs $1,5 so close? ! ""meter! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure. Five jokes that Japan hates most (5) There is an American, a German, a Japanese and an China on a plane. In the middle of the flight, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone must jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed his personal heroism and went to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! Then I jumped down and the plane continued to fly. At this time, the captain announced: The weight is still too heavy, and I still have to jump one person! So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Also jumped down! The plane continued to fly. At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China took one look at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese quickly came over and held the hand of China: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Down with Japanese imperialism! Then he kicked the Japanese down with one foot.