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Who knows the lines of Ge You's blind date in If You Are the One?

Ge You's blind date lines: "Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy, and don't meet him if you want to find a wallet. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you.

Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill either. If you are really a fairy, I can't stand it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. Don't be too careful, don't be too small, you can fold clothes. Every time I wash them, I flatten them and fold them like I just bought them from the store.

Be specific enough! Let me introduce myself. I am old and rich. I smoke, not drink. Those who go abroad as international students have lived abroad for more than ten years, never attended school seriously, and learned a survival skill through waste, but now they have returned from overseas in vain.

Telling the truth should be characterized as "three fake turtles (returnees)" without company, stock and degree. Fifty-fifty character, dishonest, but timid by nature. I can't do it without breaking the law. Generally speaking, it still belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. "

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Synopsis of If You Are the One:

Roi (Ge You), a genius from overseas returnees, invented the "disagreement terminal", which can solve human differences fairly and peacefully, and was bought by gale's "You Are the One" stills (20 stills) for 2 million pounds.

Roi also began to set foot on the road of online marriage, joking all the way. Either he met gay friends again, or he met a salesman. Roi is so disheartened that when he meets a cold woman, Liang Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi), he immediately asks the other party to explain his purpose.

This time, it is even harder. I fell in love with a married man with a smile and struggled in The Loved. This time, I only came out to see Qin Fen because of my family's arrangement.

The two people who never want to see each other again enthusiastically shared the biggest secret of their lives.

Soon, however, Xiaoxiao, who was ready to break up with her old love, found Roi and said that she would marry him, but she had to go to Hokkaido with him first.

Because her love with her old love began there, and now she wants to end there.

Roi agrees.

When they set foot on a trip to Hokkaido, Roi's old friends in Hokkaido treated them warmly, and the three of them traveled all over Hokkaido. Roi knows that he can't get a smile, but he doesn't know that the knot in the smile is rushing to the bottom of the sea. ...