A 30-word joke

One day, Little Bear met a white rabbit in the forest.

They all shit in the forest.

Then the bear asked the white rabbit, "Are you afraid of getting dirty? 」

"No," said the white rabbit. 」

The bear asked again, "Really? 」

The little white rabbit said, "Really. 」

The bear brought the white rabbit to wipe his ass.

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One day, Xiao Ming found a magic lamp while walking on the road.

He rubbed the magic lamp and an elf ran out.

The genie told Xiaoming, "I can realize your three wishes." 」

Xiao Ming couldn't help saying, "Wow! Awesome! 」

Then there was a blast from the opposite side. ......

Xiao Ming made a second wish to the elf, hoping that his "there" could be restored.

The genie realized his wish at once.

When he first came back, Xiao Ming said, "Wow! Awesome! 」

Part 1

The steamed stuffed bun and noodles had a big fight, but the steamed stuffed bun was too meaty.

Beaten to death by noodles,

So when I left, I left a sentence for my face:' Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson'

The steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory.

I met instant noodles on the way.

Steamed buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them.

After the instant noodles were beaten,

Ask the steamed stuffed bun why he hit him.

The steamed stuffed bun replied: Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair!

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the second part

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By the way, after the instant noodles are finished,

Feeling very unhappy, I teamed up to make rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles.

I'm going to get even with the steamed stuffed bun

Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road.

Instant noodles means watching carefully for a while and saying, brothers, let's go!

Instant noodles are flat or even harder.

After squashing the steamed bread, the people walked away.

Later, someone asked instant noodles and said, you just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much.

Instant noodles said: I wanted to have a little K.

I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

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the third part

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It is said that after instant noodles and steamed buns are finished, the more you think about it, the more angry you get.

Because I want to have a stall, I'm going to find steamed buns with everyone again.

Unexpectedly, I fell down on the road and met the cut bag.

Wow! Instant noodles roared and took the lead in flattening.

Everyone felt a little miserable after playing.

Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?"

Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back ... "

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part four

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After Xiaolongbao knew why he was beaten, .....

Feel wronged .....

So I told the situation to Caibao, Doushabao, Shuijianbao and sauerkraut Bao. ..

You stay here. We'll find a perm. ' ..

They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. ..

On the way. I met rice noodles. ..

So I severely repaired the rice noodles. ......

When you left, you said,' Dude, you permed your hair. You should stay at home. ..

Don't look at others cute. Just psychological imbalance .. * *! ! '

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The fifth part

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It is said that he was depressed enough after the last time the steamed stuffed bun was hit by noodles.

So I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried buns, soup buns and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold.

I saw Flammulina velutipes when I entered the door.

Packed people to beat Flammulina velutipes,

Leave a sentence "Don't think I won't recognize you if you wear a hat!" " "

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Part VI

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Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances.

Both sides often fight if they don't like it.

One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone.

Enemies are particularly jealous when they meet each other, remembering the grievances of instant noodles and others before.

Without saying anything, I beat up the barbecued pork bun.

Noodles are shouted while playing. ........

"Give me a hard hit, don't let him go, because he vomited blood! ! "

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Part VII

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The poor barbecued pork bun was bleeding and covered in injuries. Go to the steamed bread for help.

In a rage, the steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake.

The situation was explosive and passers-by fled.

I saw French fries leisurely pressing down the road.

Without saying anything, a group of people slapped the French fries.

The steamed stuffed bun was still angry, so he mended his feet and said, "Do you dare to wear it if you hit someone?"

Shiny shopping! I owe you one foot! Keep calling me. "

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Part VIII

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Anyway, after the French fries were beaten, I felt so unreasonable.

He went to his good friend banana bar to complain.

Hearing this, the banana strip thinks that the noodle family is dragging down the French fries.

So I asked Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Hollow Powder to find a place for the steamed stuffed bun family.

I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the way.

These noodle families beat meatballs everywhere, and they can't get up without distinguishing between red and white.

When I left, the banana strip left a message.

"Don't come out and be seen by me if you don't practice invisibility next time. The translucent steamed stuffed bun was discovered at once! "

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Part 9

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Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, there is constant street fighting.

Caused the pain of many innocent passers-by.

Even become a part of the war.

This day

Noodles and steamed buns are fighting in the street again.

I saw an innocent passerby being beaten by both sides at the same time.

Aroused the sympathy of many onlookers. ......

Passerby A: "What's the matter? Why do the two sides join hands to hit a passerby? "

Passerby B: "I heard that it is because that person's posture is ambiguous."

Passerby A: "Is it so serious?"

Passerby B: "No way, who called him' noodles' and' bags'?"

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Part 10

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It is said that the knot between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper.

Whenever two factions take to the streets to seek revenge.

Pedestrians have to avoid it.

One day, the noodle family was pressing the road.

Spaghetti saw the steamed bread across the street.

"Don't go if you have the courage!"

Rush across the street and make steamed bread with all my brothers.

The dying steamed bread said, "Why did you ... why did you hit me?"

The spaghetti replied mercilessly, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for plastic surgery? Four steamed buns!

One day, a marshmallow played tennis for a long time, so he sat down and said loudly, "Shit, I'm so tired, it seems that my whole body is soft!" " ! ! "

A green apple and a red apple had a fight. Later, the green apple got angry and ate the red apple.

A loaf of bread walked on the road for a long time. He was hungry, so he ate himself.

After the salted egg superman beat the monster, he found himself hungry, so his eyes disappeared.

During my stay in Spring Festival travel rush, the train was really crowded, and sometimes it was difficult to rest. Once, a buddy took advantage of the train ticket inspector's absence and put PP out of the window to take a shit. As a result, the ticket inspector saw it, so the ticket inspector said, "Hey! Fat cigar smoker, take your head back!