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It turns out that the best way to make a person stronger is to have someone you want to protect.

1. A woman must have integrity, either be in love until marriage, or be proud to be single.

2. Don’t complain that what your parents give you is not good enough, it’s all theirs.

3. The girl strode forward, ignoring the dogs behind her.

4. In this society, as long as you are ugly, you lose 80% of the time.

5. Worry is using other people’s mistakes to punish yourself.

6. It turns out that the best way to make a person stronger is to have someone you want to protect.

7. The four major tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a couple, too hungry not to know what to eat, and too tired to sleep.

8. Chen Meijia’s catchphrase in Love Apartment: I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda. In fact, it is a very intelligent curse word. The reason is that human cells can survive in salt water, but single-celled organisms cannot. This sentence is actually scolding you for being a single-celled organism with a simple mind and well-developed limbs.

9. Some people say good night and never bother each other again.

10. Now I realize that when you are the most tired, sad, and helpless, the friends you think are the best around you have better friends than you.

11. All grievances must be swallowed by oneself, because there is no one to listen. Enjoy the latest collection of mood phrases.

12. The person you deleted may have had hundreds of pages of chat records, and the person you met on the street without saying hello may have been happily together all day long.

13. I can persuade others, but I can never persuade myself.

14. Thank you to those who know that I am not good but still stay by my side.

15. A silent hug is worth a thousand words to an unhappy heart

16. Big eyes, small legs, small waist, all kinds of lace , and she also wears contact lenses, so she is pretty enough. In fact, flies also look like this.

17. The best way to refuse to lose is to not own it in the first place.

18. You won’t know that every coincidence has my efforts.

19. Facing your bright QQ, I finally became as calm as water.

20. It doesn’t matter who you were ten years ago, who you were a year ago, or even who you were yesterday. What matters is who you are today and who you will become tomorrow.

21. I stood on the edge of the cliff just wanting to enjoy the scenery, but there were always people trying to push me down

22. If you can’t stand your own woman’s temper, then why should you? Say you love her.

23. In this world, there will always be more people who laugh at you than who care about you.

24. Sometimes, standing on a crowded street or sitting in front of a classroom watching them laughing and joking, I feel like the whole world has nothing to do with me.

25. I want to get to know you again, starting with your name.

26. Finally, my reason for rejecting someone changed from liking someone to liking someone.

27. There is nothing wrong with teasing, but because you laugh too much, no one appreciates your seriousness.

28. Don’t underestimate yourself. So far, the earth is still under your feet. One person’s classic stories: one person’s nightclub, one person’s carnival, one person’s drunkenness, one person’s life Why not try to live alone in just a few decades?

2. It took me five years to grow from a girl to a man. One person’s nightclub, one person’s carnival, one person’s drunkenness, and one person’s sleep. I wish I had a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I discovered that the only one who can truly embrace it is myself.

3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some levels can only be passed by one person. Some roads can only be walked alone.

4. A proud person will always destroy himself in pride.

5. Don’t try to impress someone who doesn’t love you with persistence.

6. Maybe a person will be afraid of falling in love after a long time, afraid that that person will change him too much, afraid that he will be too affected by him, afraid that it will be too troublesome for two people to be together.

7. Only dreams can make you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your uneasiness.

8. You dare not touch the wound that is too painful; you dare not comfort the sadness that is too deep; sometimes you dare not look at the cruelty that is too cruel.

9. There are people who like loneliness, but they just don’t like disappointment.

10. It’s good to be alone, without worries, wandering all over the world.

11. Once you have identified a road, don’t ask how long it will take.

12. I thought love could fill up the regrets in life. However, it creates more regrets. But it is love.

13. Instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire you, it is better to have the courage to embarrass yourself once.

14. Once a person is intoxicated with his own weakness, he will continue to be weak, and he will fall on the street, fall on the ground, or fall lower than the ground under the eyes of everyone.

15. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. No matter how much you love, one day you will have to leave. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there will be a day when you wake up. One person is holding an umbrella, one person is wiping tears, and one person is so tired

When we are in pain, it is when we grow; this is a must-pass road, and we cannot avoid it

With you The place is extraordinarily fresh, and the corners of my mouth will raise when I think of you

From now on, don’t indulge in fantasies, don’t bother yourself, work hard, live well, and be a person close to happiness.

Will you, even if you risk your life, will not throw me away?

Take away nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints. .

I care about you, but in a different way

One person’s departure must be because of another person’s intervention.

There are some things that we cannot understand when we are young, and when we understand, we are no longer young. . .

The most unconcealable thing in the world is the look in your eyes when you don’t love someone

It’s not that you don’t want to play computer games in the morning, because it’s already noon as soon as you wake up

The three words in this world that are most likely to make people cry are ------ "Don't cry".

The unspeakable pain cannot be seen in the light.

I will not become pitiful in order to save you.

Going online is to kill loneliness; being invisible is to avoid disappointment.

The network cable is cold and the screen cannot speak, but the warmth is real.

A person should accompany himself, care about himself, and cry with himself. . . . . .

A true friend understands what you say, and even more understands your silence.

Everyone has a sadness that they want to hide, but it grows.

One person holds an umbrella, one person wipes tears, one person is so tired

In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often in the eyes of others.

Because I know that in your world, I will never have "access".

The dead are often missed, and the living are often forgotten.

If you like someone, you don’t have to be a lover. Sometimes, being friends is enough.

Many times, you don’t say it, and I don’t say it either, just like that, it changes as you say it, just think about it and forget it.

Instead of finding a partner, it is better to find a good deskmate

It’s not that I have no temper, I just don’t lose my temper easily.

I tell you seriously: We are not suitable together, it is really, really, really inappropriate - Homework

You only deleted one group but you left an empty group

The saddest thing: when you open your wallet, the big leader is gone, but the people of all ethnic groups are still there

I don’t smile, not because I am too lazy to smile. But I don’t know how to laugh, what to laugh for, and for whom to laugh.

A person will meet two people in his life, one will amaze the time, and the other will make the years gentle.

Trust is like a piece of paper, it is wrinkled and cannot be restored to its original shape no matter how hard you try to smooth it out.

Because there is a reason, so there is a why. Now that it has become a thing, why bother to say it anymore.

How many "I love you" are betrayed by one sentence of "I'm sorry".

Best friends, we should laugh together, go crazy together, make trouble together, and be so hot together

Do you believe there is someone who will read every status of yours seriously, including the ones below? Every reply but without saying a word

On Qingming Festival, I should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there

Maybe I am just a passerby in your life, But you won't meet the second me.

I love you, it is never an understatement.

Why bother to belittle yourself and perfunctory others.

There will always be a moment when you will think that you are so powerful that you don’t need anything.

Many things are like this. If you think it's worth it, then it's worth it. What to say about protecting a person

What to say about protecting a person

1. If someone hurts you in a dream, you will feel the pain, and the pain is so real. , if I say you are just dreaming at this time, you will not believe it at all, so I can only say are you okay? Protect yourself and forgive him for being unreasonable because you decided to hurt him.

2. It’s not me. No one can fool me. But can I protect everyone around me? Is everyone me?

3. Gemini in love is like a tight string, requiring lovers to be sincere to themselves. Others often say that Geminis are playboys. That’s because they don’t understand Geminis yet. Geminis are actually very lonely inside. Although they are usually lively and cheerful, talking and laughing, once something sad happens, they will Bear it alone. If you can't protect Gemini forever, don't say you love him, and don't say you will protect him forever.

4. When you are quiet, you will reflect on yourself. Sometimes the people around you say good things, but they always use an indifferent attitude and lose their temper to refuse to care. Maybe over time, there is a protective color, so when things happen No longer willing to speak out, I am used to enduring it alone for so long that when I mention it later, it seems like I am just talking about others.

5. If you have someone to protect you, you don’t need to protect yourself.

6. When you love someone, no matter how willful she is and how much she hurts your heart, you still want to give her everything, heart and soul, even if you are silently caring for her and protecting her, you just want her to be happy. .

7. I know that one day there will be someone who understands me and cherishes my goodness! Protect me, take care of me, treat me as the only one

8. The purpose of lying, if not to please the other person, is to protect yourself. If you despise a person at all, there is no reason to lie to him, so why lie again?

9. You said you would protect me, but I don’t know how to respond to you. There is always someone who will bear everything for you, shelter you from wind and rain, protect you, and prevent you from being homeless without a branch to rely on. The most beautiful words It’s not that I love you, but forget the past. I’ll give you a home, but I’m such a hard-hearted person.

10. Will anyone feel sorry for me even for a moment? I am always soft-hearted and cry easily. I care too much about security. A moment of warmth will make me cry. I am actually not that strong. I'm trying to live alone. All I want is someone who protects me. Hero, please show up quickly. Come and protect me, my hero.

11. Have you ever considered my feelings? Yes, I seem to have a fulfilling life every day, but that doesn’t mean I won’t be sad, drunk, or sad. From the first day I met you, I have slowly learned about your past and present. You want to protect the person you love and protect everyone, but as for me, I only want to protect you alone. I am exhausted. I don't have the strength to hold on anymore. If you insist on not giving me the slightest chance, then I won't accompany you.

12. I think I am not strong after all. I heard that underneath every stubborn soul is a fragile heart. Just because she uses a seemingly indestructible body makes people forget that she is actually her. They also need protection. They don’t ask for much, just a shoulder. But, it’s not that simple. I almost forgot that the world is dark because of one person.

13. Bad habits that can hurt your stomach. Eating alone for a long time. Eating alone can easily lead to anxiety, which can affect gastrointestinal digestion. Even when eating alone, you should remind yourself to maintain a relaxed and happy mood and create a good dining environment. This is an important step to protect gastric function.

14. I really don’t like other people joking with me. I will take it seriously and then find out that I am overthinking it. It feels really uncomfortable. I am quite cowardly. I will get rid of this problem of mine. I don’t want to be protected all the time. I believe that I can be on my own. I will be myself. I have been too depressed over the years. I swear that I will live a better life than before.

15. Emotions need to be maintained. I am afraid of being tired and cannot do it. I would rather lose the whole world and live a single life than endure and compromise. What I want is a man who will protect me, not argue with me or reason with me. In my eyes, you are perfect, good, without flaws. You can make peace immediately after a quarrel and be tolerant. I wonder if you are feeling the same pain as me. But not loving means not loving. I can't do it, my man hurt me and I still love him. My brother said, if one person says you are wrong, you may be good, but when others say you are wrong, then you are wrong. No matter what my family says about me, I always believe that they love me and will not abandon me. No matter how much you tell me that we are going to live together forever, I will never feel safe. Maybe the time together was too short. I will not give selflessly to anyone other than my family. If you don't hurt me, I will treat you a hundred times better. If you hurt me, I won't forgive you.

16. If a person receives too much attention and protection, he will be overwhelmed. I finally understand my husband’s impatience. His rebellious period is too long. In the eyes of his parents and sisters, He is the youngest and a rare treasure, so the people around him hold the banner of good for him and ask him to be obedient, and then ask him to be grateful. If he is a little unsatisfied, his mother or I will threaten him with tears. This is terrible. Yes, he must accept all our feelings, while his own feelings are like a lump in his throat, unable to spit them out or swallow them. He plays with our joys, sorrows, and sorrows like a doll.

17. In this world, it is very difficult for a person to get sincere treatment from another person; and it is also difficult for a person to give up all protective layers and all pretense to treat another person sincerely. It's too difficult. Doing this is like giving another person a knife. Whether it stabs you or not depends on your luck. Sincerity is so rare, but there is a kind of people in this world who do not understand and do not understand the value of the human heart.

18. Now I don’t want to give too much to anyone, and I don’t want to devote myself to liking someone, fearing that I will be scarred in the end. A brief taste is the best protection for yourself.

19. In fact, I envy girls who are loved by others. How happy it is to have someone who always protects, cares and loves them~

20. I was deceived and hurt by you at the beginning. , when I was in so much pain, you still bought hot searches and stabbed me.

I said that I survived a narrow escape. When survival became my only belief, there was a person standing silently behind me to protect my last bit of self-esteem. I will never forget that day and the person I am grateful for all my life. people.

21. The most pitiful thing about being sick when alone is probably that the medicine is in your hand but it hurts so much that you don’t have the strength to tear off the protective film

22. Trust is one If you give a knife to someone, he or she will have two choices: stab you or protect you. Why do you need to expose someone when you see them clearly? Why do you need to fall out with someone if you hate them? In life, there are always people who can't stand it, just like others can't stand us. People who value feelings too much are like this. They are easily satisfied and more likely to get hurt. If nothing happens, it turns out to be the best revenge. Why bother to prove anything to people who don't deserve it? Live a better life for yourself.

23. Maybe you are struggling to break away from the protective wall and feel that you are independent and strong, but when you really get to this point, you feel timid, afraid to face it, and worried about the future. My path is getting worse and worse. I am so afraid that I will be alone in the future.

Twenty-four. A Tibetan Mastiff came to the community and ferociously drove away Satsuma C who was basking in the sun in his old place. At this time, Satsuma A and Satsuma B came out wearing the black shag carpet at home, swaggeringly approached the Tibetan Mastiff and said: Woof! This place belongs to my brother, get up! Hidden under the rug are quivering dog legs. In fact, they are not that majestic, but when we want to protect someone, they become very brave.

25. I always feel that if God is generous enough to a trader, he should be allowed to suffer a large loss when he has just entered the industry or when the trading system is not complete. The loss is often like a person's pain. The same, it plays a role in protecting oneself. For example, if the market fell off a cliff like this in 2015, it would be best if you did not clear your positions when the market just broke, but kept holding the positions, losing money or taking most of the profits. Only in this way can people thoroughly examine their own trading system and find their own shortcomings, because the market's position breaking after June 15, 2015 was very obvious. You can't continue to hold heavy positions under any circumstances, and if a person held a stock at that time, Similar to Dalian International, or Moutai, stocks like Tellus A that did not suffer huge losses later will make themselves paralyzed and will not be beneficial to future development.

26. Only you will always know how deep the wound is and how painful your heart is. Moreover, not easily forgiving someone or letting go of something is also a kind of vigilance and protection for oneself.

27. After growing up for so long, you should also grow up. Don’t always want to be protected by others, don’t always maintain your irritable nature, don’t always make excuses for your laziness, and learn to control it. You should live with your heart when you are alone, and you should still be yourself when you are two people.

28. In all love, there is no need to say sorry. Because if a person really loves you, he will spend his whole life accompanying you, use his best efforts to protect you, use persistent changes to fit you, and use many hugs to warm you.

29. I don’t understand what marriage is. I can’t figure it out. If I can’t get married because I can’t figure it out, well, I’m willing to choose not to get married until I meet someone who is willing to protect such a fool. of my people. Now I am very childish, innocent and stupid. Maybe as long as I am good to me without a house, car or job, maybe tomorrow I will suddenly become what everyone calls a girl and become a material person. Does this mean that I have grown up? If so, I want to hide my heart

Thirty. When I dream about a person, I always feel that he has not left my world and is still protecting me in the dream. It is just a dream.

31. No matter what happens in the future, I will protect the person I like. He is so good that I feel that there is no one better than him in the world. Maybe I am not a lover worthy of love. , but I just want to spend the rest of my life with one person and love him well.

32. Only when I am at home do I realize the benefits of having a pet. It is not that she can accompany me and protect me, but that she can run faster than anyone else when there is any trouble and can remind me that something is wrong. occur.

Thirty-three, my life has been misaligned! At the age when marriage should be considered, I still look forward to love. I don’t know how many encounters are true love, and how many end up single with the purpose of getting married. When dealing with them, I would also be afraid and too lazy to like them. I was afraid that instead of being the armor that protected me and made me strong, it would become my fatal weakness. Looking back on those days in the past, I was so tired. A person is actually really good. I don’t have to worry about them anymore. If you put your joy, anger, sorrow and joy on another person, you will not be disappointed or cry.