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Chun Xue joked.

Do you know what the panda's two wishes are? First, I don't want to have dark circles under my eyes forever. Second, I want to have a color photo.

This is a joke I saw recently. I'm afraid the panda's wish is hard to come true. Who made it black and white? But what can we do with what our ancestors gave us? Aren't pandas the only animals that don't love their ancestors' heritage? A five-year-old girl was envious when she saw a foreign girl's blonde hair on TV. She hated her black hair so much that she cut it off with small scissors. Oh, what a silly little girl. Why doesn't she think about it? Foreign girls may wish they had a mass of black hair, because there is no difference between good and bad colors, and each has its own beauty.

I always hear some middle school students say that red is the most vulgar and rustic. I really don't understand why the bride should wear red. Female students who say such things don't have to wear red when they get married, because white wedding dresses have been accepted by most people in China. However, during the Spring Festival, will she hang white or green lanterns at home? If she sees blue flowers hanging on the recruits' chests, can she hold back her laughter? In fact, red is also very beautiful. It is a flame of color and passion. When a child is born, the family always makes red eggs, because the simplicity of eggs is not enough to express the infinite joy of a family when they welcome a new life.

Corresponding to red is white, which can indicate solemnity or purity, and sometimes it also represents sadness and desolation. According to the custom in China, funeral utensils are all white. It is said that people in China pay great attention to taboos, but I wonder why so many poets write snow as a poem that has been told for ages, since white is a symbol of death. Like the strong wind in spring, it blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees in Cen Can at night, comparing spring to winter scenery, making people forget the strange cold, feel happy and warm inside, and have a magnificent artistic conception; Han Yu's "Spring Festival Evening with White Snow", with the courtyard trees as flying flowers, depicts Chun Xue so beautifully, spiritually and interestingly. The purity of white has made people unable to think about other unhappy things, because white is no longer sadness, but beauty. If life needs beauty, it needs white.

Not only red and white, but also yellow, green, blue and purple are natural colors. Have unique beauty. No one can say that they are not needed, because their beauty is equal. It is because of their perfect combination that the world is colorful.

No one can be left behind.

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The article skillfully uses the title of the film as the title, which is very unique. The beginning is extraordinary, with a panda wishing joke as the introduction, which greatly aroused readers' interest in reading. The main part combines some phenomena in life and reasonably extends the analysis, thinking that every color is equal and beautiful. It is with rich colors that the world is colorful and no one can be less. Profound and unique.

High score enlightenment, reasonable extension and profound insight