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Is what the monk said about Panshan Mountain in Tianjin accurate?

First, the Book of Changes, Ma Yi Shen Xiang, etc. are the basic skills of a fortune teller. Let alone a monk, even a fortune teller on the side of the road can tell you your name and birthday.

Second, whether they are monks or fortune tellers, these people are fundamentally just businessmen. You know how much you can trust what a businessman says, right?

Thirdly, I am from the village below Panshan Mountain. The monks never stopped us when we went up the mountain. If you ask the master who drives the sightseeing bus what he can say, there is nothing else to say except laughing, because This is a joke to us.

Fourth, if what the monks in the temple say is accurate, the pigs can fly.

Fifth, I hope your wife can eat well, drink well and be in a good mood, and don’t listen to those monks farting. It’s a bit evil if he doesn’t say it. Can you pay for it? Again, they are just businessmen, and they all have wives and children. I hope you and your wife can let go of this stone in your heart and live a good life. Bless you!