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Keep a copy of your boyfriend. Interesting sand sculpture

Dear boyfriend, I know that the recent conflict between us makes you very unhappy, but in order to make our relationship back to the previous sweet harmony, I decided to start a series of stupid recovery plans! The first step, I will put an onion in front of your work place. You will feel hot eyes as soon as you enter the door, but this is just to remind you of the painful moment when we cried together. Step two, I call you in three different languages every day. Even if you don't understand, please answer! Finally, I will tell you a hundred cold jokes, and you will laugh to death! Believe me, these crazy and stupid plans will definitely bring us together again.

Dear boyfriend, it seems that your relationship with us has become a little distant recently, but do you know? My love for you will never change! In order to show you my firm and persistent love for you, I decided to start a physical training program, running 10 km and doing 50 push-ups and pull-ups every day, not only to make myself healthy, but also to show you my determination for you! Besides, I will draw ten cartoons and send them to you every day, all of which are our stories. I believe these interesting paintings will definitely show you my sincerity and dedication to you.

Dear boyfriend, the problems and misunderstandings between us will definitely pass. I want to get along with you again, so I decided to make up emotionally! First of all, I will write a poem to you every day to express my deep thoughts and love for you; Secondly, I will sing to you every night. Although I can't sing well enough, it is an expression of my deep love for you. Finally, I will perform striptease for you in the street. Although I don't like this kind of dance, I am willing to try it for you! I believe these emotional actions will definitely make you feel my love and sincerity.