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There is no such joke in a bowl of sausage in Lamian Noodles.

A married man got his female colleague pregnant. He was afraid that his wife would know, so he asked her to have an abortion, but the woman refused to do it. Helpless, the man arranged for her to return to her hometown in the northwest. The woman said: How can I inform you when the baby is born? A: Send a postcard when you are born and write "Lanzhou Lamian Noodles". I will send the living expenses on time. /kloc-one night after 0/0, my wife gave the man a postcard. The man took it quietly and fainted at once. The wife immediately called 120 for emergency treatment. The doctor asked her: Why did your husband suddenly have a good heart attack? The wife said she didn't know, and that's it after he read the postcard. I saw a postcard saying: Four bowls in Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou, two bowls with sausages and two bowls without sausages. If so, remember to adopt ~ ~ ~