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Who knows the detailed production process of umbrellas, please advise! !
This is the making process of a brand umbrella I saw on the Internet. I have always been curious about this great thing.
How did it come into being? Looking at the picture, y's original is just an assembly line.
Melt the rubber first, prepare the rubber ring, then pour the film, and then cross the cold river, and the semi-finished basket will come out.
It feels like Shahefen, a specialty of Guangdong. Oh, my God. . . Don't dare to eat shahe powder in the future-_-
Then try on a model with DD size, and then go through the production line and check it with an electronic eye. Ferrule ring.
It's finally in the bag I found that the staff were all aunts. Looking at the legendary piles of contraceptives.
In the basket. And it's a blue basket for delivering takeout and lunch boxes on the street. I think the truth is really nerve-racking.
This kind of thing is so mysterious in the eyes of many people, and sometimes it is embarrassing to buy it. It's so popular.
From the production line. It's exactly the same as producing wine bottle bags. Maybe it's just for production workers.
Commodity is work. But as an umbrella manufacturer, it must be very sexual. There must be the benefit of free use.
There is no need to blush and go to convenience stores and supermarkets to buy them.
Watching the interview production process, the wretched man proudly grabbed two umbrellas and took pictures with a smile. At the foot is a basket of valuation sheets.
He will never use up so many umbrellas in his life. I squinted at him: "Brother, can you catch so much?" ? "
Take an umbrella and play tug-of-war.
From the beginning of this year, I have understood the past why and all kinds of problems one by one. I always think
The popularization of sex education in China is really a failure. It forces many young people to go through other channels.
And other aspects of learning sexual knowledge. Because it is very likely that you will learn incorrect or distorted knowledge.
This is really harmful.
I once played a prank in a post about my childhood, one of which was about a mixed world.
The devil found a small umbrella in my father's drawer. So I secretly opened the package and made a water bag to hit people.
The incident of being beaten by parents.
I also saw the news about custom-made umbrellas in Let me guess, and there was a joke about it.
The child bought an umbrella and tried three kinds, big, medium and small, but they didn't get to the point. This is the experience, and there is no H experience.
I have always believed that umbrellas are divided into SML and even XL XXL. When you check out at the convenience store
I also sneaked a look and wondered if every box of umbrellas was marked with SML.
Later, I finally learned that the size of umbrellas is not SML or XL or even XXL, and they are all uniform.
There are many series. If you want to wear it for a long time, use it for lubrication. If you want to feel it, use it with passion.
More realistic use of ultra-thin. If the color is too monotonous, you can also use a full rainbow suit, if you don't like the rubber smell.
Ok, no problem ~ ~ Have a taste of the fruit. How about strawberries? There's even an age limit, durex.
There is also a series of 18-24 years old. Last time, my uncle saw that the price was cheaper than the general series and said to buy this.
I picked it up and looked at it. I am depressed and a little proud to say, "I am over age, come on!" " "
Aha, I didn't expect umbrellas to discriminate against age ~ ~ hehe!
I always have a lot of questions about how and when to wear this little thing.
What if it's not suitable? What if it breaks down? Why is every package square and hard to touch?
The ring. I am like a curious female version of Edison. There are always many reasons for umbrellas.
But this thing can't be tried casually like Edison, and the accident can't be settled by being slapped.
Things.
In a comedy in Zhou Xingxing, a stingy man wants to show his cards to his girlfriend. He complains that his girlfriend is too safe. Every time h
It takes two or three umbrellas to do it. This feels like a fart. Actually, it's not a matter of feeling or not.
This is simply a stupid thing that kills people. Don't think that the more condoms, the safer. Don't think that two or three sets can put
Your children and grandchildren can't move like hairy crabs when the stock is locked up. In fact, if it's safe, just one
That's enough. If you play two or three umbrellas, the pistons may rub against each other during the movement.
It breaks easily. This is really not worth the loss.
In fact, generally speaking, umbrella is the safest and most convenient contraceptive measure, and the safety rate is as high as 99.9%. If you fail,
You really should buy lottery tickets. This kind of thing may happen to you.
As I said before, umbrellas are absolutely safe because they have to undergo electronic inspection and tensile test in the production process.
But how safe it is, I really have to try to know. My uncle and I play with Durex's ultra-thin clothes.
Have played such a game.
Experiment: Uncle, a Durex ultra-thin umbrella, a pair of scissors and a toothpick.
Uncle opened the umbrella and pulled it desperately. The longer he pulls, the more he can zoom in and pull.
Although it has been stretched out, nothing is broken. Safe!
Poke with your finger and toothpick. Poke with your finger first. It's okay. Without leaving any trace. Poke with a toothpick and leave a mark.
But it's not broken at all, it's safe!
Keep poking and pulling, the umbrella just stretches indefinitely and continues to be safe. Finally, I took out my scissors.
Cheerful, when uncle was pulling the umbrella happily, he cut it with one knife and the umbrella was cut from the middle. . . . uncle
Feel chilling. . . . .
Uncle used the remaining umbrella to pull in all directions indefinitely, and continued to be pulled up, stretched and poked hard.
The result is still not broken. Leave a trace at most. I continued to cut happily. . . Cut it off. . .
Finally, uncle tore open a small piece of umbrella and had a lot of trouble.
Experiments show that umbrellas are very safe and quite hygienic. So one person can stop thousands of troops.
Two plus three is too wasteful, which will reduce the safety factor.
If someone is as boring as my uncle and I or wants to experience it, you can try another brand. Just like Okamoto.
Ah. Jasper, the sixth sense, the god of war and so on. At the same time, I suggest that the umbrella company advertise or
During the promotion. Holding mass tug-of-war or umbrella rally can promote products.
Family planning education is also carried out. . . .
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