Laugh at your humorous jokes.

My best friend has a little arrhythmia and went to the hospital for examination. The doctor asked him to see an ophthalmologist, and his roommate turned against him on the spot. Ophthalmology? Why not let me see a gynecologist? You're fucking blind. Come to your hospital. Is it funny? Let's take a look at your humorous jokes today!

Absolutely laugh at your humorous jokes (1) 1, the big dormitory where you live at school is crowded! Someone always lends me a basin to wash my feet. I was embarrassed to refuse, so I asked: Do you have beriberi?

The other party must answer, no! Then I'm sorry, I have! ! !

Walking on the road, I met a classmate sitting behind me in an exam, and I often looked at my answers. Then he asked, Why are you going?

Me:? Self-study There will be an exam the day after tomorrow. ?

He:? Oh, go ahead, stupid birds fly first. ?

In the afternoon exam, I couldn't do the last two big questions, so I just looked at my classmates.

The pen is fast, I can't tell. Too clever, so I thought about it quickly, but I still didn't make it. After the exam, I asked him: Can you do the last two big questions?

He said:? I'm practicing calligraphy. By the way, can you create a tense atmosphere?

It's said that it's over 50 degrees below zero in Kazakhstan.

A:? Isn't that freezing to death?

b:？ What happened? Stick your head in the refrigerator to keep warm! ! !

At the sports meeting, a classmate got cramp while running, lying half dead on the ground, calling someone to rub his legs. . .

I ran over and the boy rubbed it for a few minutes.

Lying on the ground, stupid classmates slowly opened their eyes and said, smoke. . . It's that leg. . .

6. Buy fruit at the school gate. The business of a booth is very hot, so I'll go and have a look.

When I walked in, I heard what was shouting over there: oranges are on sale, one yuan and two Jin. Two dollars and three pounds, three dollars and four pounds ... five dollars and six pounds, come and buy it.

A group of college students are buying five yuan and six Jin.

Absolutely amused by your humorous jokes (2) 1. Courage: A true warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card, the figures on the weighing scale and the arrival of the school.

2, a tragedy: when school started, I found something called summer homework.

3. Pain: It seems that the deadline is coming, and the thing that bothers me is yet to come-starting school.

4. Sigh: Time is like water, time flies like an arrow. Only when school started did I deeply understand the meaning of this sentence.

5. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

6. JOY: Class 09 school sister has been removed from the list! Senior 10 is free! 1 1 Senior sister is on sale! 12 The new school girl is coming soon!

7. Expectation: I am looking forward to my holiday at every moment of school.

8, solemn and stirring: the school begins, and the road you choose has to be completed.

Sleepwalking: The most romantic thing I can think of is that the summer vacation will never end.

10, excited: all the staff in the dormitory participated and worked hard all night-the passionate moment of playing online games has arrived again.

Absolutely laugh at your humorous jokes (3) 1 One day, in the middle of class, a classmate: Shit, I forgot my cell phone. Go back and get it! !

Halfway through the phone call, he:? Shit, I forgot my book, forget it, forget it, don't continue?

When I first went to college, I ate rice noodles in the canteen for the first time and found white bugs in it.

At that time, there were so many people that they didn't want to make trouble with the master, so they picked out the bugs one by one.

When I picked out more than n bugs in a bowl of rice noodles, I was shocked! I left without eating.

Finally, I realized that it was not a bug, but a shrimp!

On that day, the test paper of our math contest was handed out.

That paper is very difficult, especially the last question, not only asking the answer, but also asking why.

My shocked deskmate replied on the paper: Yes, 4, because 4 is the answer.

A classmate wants to cheat in the exam. After receiving the answer sent by SMS, he looked for the machine, only to find that the invigilator had been staring at him until the end of the exam.

After the exam, the teacher stopped the classmate and said, you really look like one of my college classmates.

At the beginning of the university, the school asked us to fill in a self-introduction, which contained sports expertise.

My deskmate told me not to write about the sports meeting, or you will be forced to take part in the sports meeting.

So we wrote golf, tennis, skiing and so on.

I wanted to kindly remind the boy behind me, but at first glance, his sports strengths are: stepping on light bulbs with both feet and crushing his chest?

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