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Friends drinking sentences, classic sentences, send friends of friends.

1, I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

2, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry into a dog after drinking it.

4. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

5. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

6. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

7. If you don't drink, you won't have friends. Drinking wine will put down a bunch of friends. Life is really contradictory.

8. I heard that porridge in the morning can fill your stomach, and wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

9. Some of my stories are about debauchery. It's better to be drunk than to have a long night.

10, I never liked the taste of wine, but I always drank myself unconscious!

1 1, how hard life is, how unpleasant it is.

12, I wanted to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

13, drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

14, to tomorrow and to the past.

15, the lovesickness of the years can be revealed by adding two or two white wines.

16, delicious. I feel like a fish trying to spit bubbles at you.

17, it is said that when you are drunk for eight points, your lover is drunk for eight points, but who doesn't drink enough to vomit.

18, drink the east wind and be calm.

19, floating like a dream, for the joy of geometry?

20, half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

2 1, don't be afraid, life is still long, there is always someone to drink and go for a ride with you.

22. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

23. What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box, in my dreams and in my wine.

24, wine! Loneliness in the soul!

25, youth is dedicated to the small wine table, drunk life is to drink!

26, you hit me in the pub, and I fell unconscious at the door.

27. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.

29. Drink it for a while and it will stay cold after drinking it.

30. Wine has become a passport and often takes me to another world.