qq funny mood phrases

1. Give me a boatload of women, and I will make myself exhausted!

2. You are a good person and a bad person. You are honest with me just to run towards her.

3. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

4. I said I love you to the sky, but the sky thundered.

5. I heard that the company next door might give out a year-end bonus of 5 million, which shocked everyone. Then I asked about it and found out that it really might be 5 million. Two yuan lottery tickets per person...

6. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will laugh and watch those who hurt me go to hell.

7. The world belongs to us and the children, but sooner or later it will belong to the grandchildren!

8. Let’s break up the homework, we are really not suitable.

9. If there was no love in the world, so many things would be great.

10. Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

11. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed a dog’s stomach.

12. Cold is just one word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

13. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

14. When I fall in love with you, how many people can understand your feelings? When I accompany you to listen to the snow's words, who will understand it? I don’t seek family happiness, I just want to cherish each other and spend this life together!

15. If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the sea at the same time, will you be with me?

16. I once looked up at the sky with a friend, and we both cried. She cried because she was broken in love, and I cried because I broke my neck.

17. If I believe you 10%, I will be blind; if I believe you 20%, I will be imprisoned for life.

18. As the saying goes, men don’t bother unless they are menstruating, and women are not coquettish enough or high enough.

19. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

20. Who is that? I love you so much that I don’t even want my own love.

21. Ask a simple question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can only chat online.

22. Spring was not made by shouting, but by real swords and guns!

23. Give me an atomic bomb and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

24. I didn’t feel my existence until I met you, and I have been reluctant to leave you, even though you said so firmly...

25. The existence of tears is to prove Grief is not an illusion.

26. Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy a piece of wool, but I actually used shearing!

27. I don’t like tidying up the room. They all call me the messy room hero.

28. People nowadays are following the trend. They all like to use deodorant socks to cover their mouths when talking.

29. Put your heart of stone in my little cherry mouth.

30. You can repeat your first love, but you cannot repeat your regrets. You can repeat your regrets, but you cannot repeat your favorite love.

31. In fact, I don’t like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?

32. I have only admired 3 men in my life! The first is Dong Yong, the second is Xu Xian, and the third is Ning Caichen. One is an immortal, one is a demon, and one is so fucking crazy that he won’t even let go of ghosts!

33. I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into... a poor man.

34. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

35. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiao Ming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.

36. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

37. Beheading is nothing. The scar on the head is no bigger than a bowl. 18 years later, I will be a zombie again...

38. Don’t see what you should see and shouldn’t say. Don't say what you shouldn't, don't listen to what you shouldn't, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and do whatever you should do.

39. Some people say that I am ugly. I am very sad and feel sorry for him. He is blind at a young age.

40. If I could control my emotions, I would definitely suppress my foodie heart.

41. Eating handfuls of candies, leading Xiao Erlang, carrying a big schoolbag, and squeezed into the car to go to school. Adults love fashion, but children have heavy burdens. They have many schoolbags on the bus and short skirts that don’t stick close to them!

42. It is recommended that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs like those used in The Voice of China, so that students can turn around and listen if they think the teacher speaks well.

43. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

44. Asking but not getting it, giving it up but not being able to give it up, getting it but not hesitating, this is the greatest sorrow for people.

45. Teacher, I have given you back all the knowledge you taught me. When will you pay me back the tuition?

46. Whenever you are cleaning, the company will say "the company is your home"; but when you are late, the company will say "do you think the company is your home?"

47. I do everything by myself, and you don’t need to look down on me.

48. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the streets.

49. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt.

50. I have been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has not even educated minors well, but still wants to educate adults?

51. Maybe we will live and die together, or maybe we will go our separate ways.

52. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my classmates, “Look, this is you.” My deskmate looked through the whole book looking for pictures uglier than this one and said, "Look, this is you!"

53. I know you don’t take me seriously. In fact, I never take you seriously.

54. Let’s take a casual trip on this spring day. I’ll take you with me and you take the money.

55. From today on, everyone can call me by my new English name: Wardian·Mei Tianli·Weisenmo·Lamo·Shuai·Shuai?Buyao Buyao?·Made·Zhen Tama handsome.

56. My wallet is like an onion. I want to cry as soon as I open it.

57. Next semester, I hope that the teacher will not let me know the homework, and the homework will not know me.

58. I am so skinny and so fat!

59. If I can’t die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

60. Xiang Yu was tightly surrounded by Liu Bang and fell into trouble. At night, Xiang Yu heard Chu songs from all directions and was shocked: "Who is singing!" Yu Ji was stunned: "Warmth... warms the loneliness?"

61. Many years later, if you get married, I will If you are not married, tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

62. Your smile grabs my heart and never fails.

63. I suddenly discovered that if any girl’s name is followed by the suffix “.rmvb” or “.AVI”, how ** would it be!

64. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

65. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore and we all drowned.

66. It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose!

67. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

68. Why do you always have tears in your eyes? Because you are pretending to be too deep.

69. Time is really a great thing, it can make fate wander.

70. He smiled at the sky while holding the knife across his face. In fact, he had peed his pants. His hands were trembling and sweating, his heart was shivering, his back ached and his legs were cramping. He was laughing because the knife had no edge.

71. You will be really angry after a mosquito bites you, but what is even more angry is that you can’t find it when it bites you!

72. Love comes back a thousand times in my heart. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel in your heart that our love is not in vain. You and I will miss you deeply until the last day of our lives!

73. I think of you during the day, miss you at night, surround you in my dreams, look at you in my eyes, hold you in my hands, and love you in my heart!

74. How did the most unforgettable scar on my body come about - it was cut by the cruel doctor when I was born.

75. I look forward to the young man I love deeply who will lead me into marriage one day.

76. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation

77. That person looks good, how can I say it. The pixels are relatively low!

78. Actually, I don’t know how to tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and before I tell it, you all laugh.

79. The three most confusing sentences in class: "Why are you reading? Look at the blackboard!" "Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me!" "Why are you looking at me? Read a book!"

80. Don’t waste your youth. It’s already the beginning of autumn.

81. Who said the results are not important? Why should the results of my hard work be given to others.

82. I have tried to give up perfectly, and it is indeed very practical. You are gone, I am gone, you and I are separated.

83. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answered: Joyful, beautiful, lazy, Fei Yangyang... I stood for a class.

84. Ruobai looks like someone owes him eight million all day long, Chuyuan looks like he owes eight million to others all day long, and Fang Tinghao looks like I have eight million all day long. expression.

85. You are just a pen bag, which can only be used to hold pens.

86. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made to gain. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

87. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

88. Your volume during class during the day is much lower than during evening self-study. This is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means a major natural disaster is coming.

89. Since ancient times, no one has died. He must die early or late.

90. The weather and the forecast are a quarrelsome couple: I am not good at what you say.

91. Flying down three thousand feet, what otaku would not waste paper. An Neng bows down to serve the powerful, who will he sleep with tonight?

92. Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise... I will have to modify my bottom line again.

93. God spreads wisdom to the world, and I am clever and hold up an umbrella.

94. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

95. Love is a kind of obligation, which can only be understood deeply if you have it; love is a kind of happiness, which can only be gradually understood if you have it; love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you every minute and every second .

96. If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

97. It is so classic now, but so thrilling in the past.

98. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table.

99. Of course, before you shoot a man, you must first shoot a horse. When you get married, you must first buy a house. To catch a thief first, catch the king, you must coax the mother-in-law well. If you want your girlfriend to leave with you, drink good wine with your husband first!

100. I am very possessive, don’t touch my things, or I will fight you hard.

101. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth.

102. If you are a white-collar worker, you need to prepare a few white shirts. Firstly, it is professional, and secondly, it is easy to reveal the color of your bra!

103. I have grown my hair and my worries. Don't think that I am not a monk because I have long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the master in the Taoist priest's arms.

104. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself!

105. If someone thinks you are stupid, just keep pretending to be stupid. Since you have nothing to do, just tease them!

106. When my typing skills recognize you, I think I really fell in love with you.

107. I have been working outdoors recently and have become tanned. When I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, the salesperson even praised me: "You speak Chinese really well."

108. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you... stupid people will not exist.

109. Boss, is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn’t get a penny drop?