Funny personality: a simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

1. If I hadn't met a barber who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

3. The bosses who talk to you about money are all good people, and those who talk to you about ideals don't want to give you money!

When I was a child, whenever I was sick, my mother would make me a cup of coffee. She said softly that foreigners drink this. When I was young, I was always afraid of coffee. Now I've traveled all over Milo, Shangdao, cat excrement and Starbucks, but I can't find the taste I drank when I was a child, until one day I drank a cup of Radix Isatidis granules.

Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

6. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

7. The zombie's brain is wide open, and he shakes his head and walks away disappointed, but dung beetles passing by shines at the moment.

8. A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9. After all, not every relationship can have a happy ending. This is what math and I did.

10. The vast sea of people accounts for 10% of those who can meet fate, and 90% of those who look good to me.

1 1. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

12. In a class in junior high school, the math teacher wrote a blackboard full of problems. When my hand was about to break, she made a big cross on the blackboard: this solution is wrong.

13. You must work hard to play with your mobile phone on the sofa.

14. Because I am introverted, I never rush to check out. QQ Personality Dialogue Encyclopedia.

15. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

16. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one discourages the barbecues and desserts all over the street. If you can't help but enter one casually, you will gain several pounds.

17. The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes are his basic questions.

18. What a brain. I hope you have one too. /

19. I know that hard work may not change anything, but it must be comfortable not to work hard.

Seeing an English movie inspired me to make a good friend who passed CET-5. I only heard the faint remarks of my dormitory classmates: mentally retarded, no CET-5.

2 1. If you like someone, you must declare it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.

22. I wonder if Yue Lao knitted a sweater with my red thread.

23. Parents say puppy love will ruin your studies. Mom and dad, I'm sorry. I can't pass those puppy love exams.

24. Nowadays, the purpose of girls and boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell him a more yellow one.