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What did Li Yunlong say at Xiuqin's grave?

Li: Xiuqin, let me talk to you. You are tired, have a good rest. You don't have to answer me, just listen to me.

Li: Xiuqin, I have a hard time here. At this age, I just found a woman who knows both cold and heat, but I am unlucky. You left without saying hello. I've been thinking carefully these days. I think every word we say, I count it from left to right, and the words we say add up to less than one hundred. People don't have eyes If I knew the result, I wouldn't do anything. I will stay with you for three days and nights.

Li: Xiuqin, my parents died young. I have no brothers, sisters or relatives, but I feel that you are lying here and my half-life is buried here!

Li: I haven't shed tears for years. I'm not used to it. It's funny that a five-foot man is hiding in a deserted place and crying. Xiu Serina, as soon as you left, I, Li Yunlong, became a bachelor again in a blink of an eye, and no one felt any pain. I don't lie in Li Yunlong. If I don't find a woman in the future, you won't believe me, but I promise I will never forget you. You are my family, my wife.

We held a wedding, and the cadres and soldiers of the independent regiment can testify. No matter where they go in the future, I, Li Yunlong, will come back to sweep the graves and pull weeds for you. If I have children, I will take them to sweep your grave, and I will tell them that it was buried by a relative of our family!

: Li Yunlong (19 10~ 1968), the hero of dou Liang's novel Liang Jian and the TV series adapted from the original work, with Lieutenant General Wang Jinshan as the prototype (which combines some characters and deeds of Zhong Wei and others).

1927 participated in the "Jute Riot" and later participated in the revolution. During the Long March, he served as the head of the Red Fourth Army, and during the period of state cooperation, he served as the head of the independent regiment of the National Revolutionary Army 18 Army 386 Brigade. He was then the commander of the New Second Division of the Central Plains Field Army in the Liberation War, and later the New Second Division was transferred to the East China Field Army. After liberation, he was transferred to the commander of C Haiphong Army in Fujian Military Region.

65438-0955 studied at Nanjing National Defense University. After graduation, he continued to serve as commander of the army and was awarded the rank of Major General. Liangshan detachment, the first special operations force in China, was ordered to form. The detachment once sneaked into Kinmen to provide topographic coordinates for the PLA to shell Kinmen, and then participated in the Battle of Kinmen.