Witsful and humorous short stories

Often we can find some superficial and deep meanings in "funny jokes". We call such a piece of text a "funny joke". Next is the "Witty and Humorous Stories" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch! Witty and Humorous Stories (Popular)

1. For you, I always shed tears, but even if Even so, I don't want to abandon you; for you, I ask myself whether it's worth it, but your appearance always lingers in my mind. This time, I thought about it for a long time and made a decision: Onion, onion, I am going to break up with you and never cut you again.

2. Today I saw the status update from a friend who has just been married for more than a year: "It feels so fast to change from a world of two to a family of three." ?I thought she was pregnant, so I called her to congratulate her. Unexpectedly, people said: Congratulations, my family of three is a third party.

3. Marriage proposal: I am lonely and eagerly looking for original female animals who live alone. My worth is one thousand yuan in the grassland of Inner Mongolia. Every now and then, if someone peeks into the territory, I can handle it firmly and alone. Recently, the weather has been abnormal, my mind has grown hairy, and I urgently need your care. From Garnett, the Wolf King.

4. My son likes to eat cakes, and there are only two pieces left at one time. He asked me: Mom, can I have two pieces? I said: Of course! I picked up one piece and put it in my mouth. He cut the remaining piece into two pieces with a knife and said to his son: Eat your two pieces of cake! My son burst into tears!

5. In the chemistry experiment class, the teacher asked me: Add barium ?No barium added? I immediately shouted: ?Grab the landlord! I feel that the teacher will never love me again.

6. A moth accidentally bumped into the spider web and immediately became the spider's dinner. The clever moth had an idea and said: Webmaster, check out. So he escaped.

7. There was an ice cream man who applied for a job, and the examiner asked him: What subject did you learn best in school? Ice Cream thought about it for a long time, sweating, and replied in a low voice: Chemistry, chemistry.

8. One day, after a thief broke into the house and stole money, he found that the hostess was sound asleep. He had an idea, so he quietly pulled off the sheets, took off her clothes, and turned on the electric fan.

9. In high school, a girl was privately called "the cradle of college students" because she used love as a means to educate many graduates with excellent grades, even repeating the course for two years.

10. A group of animals rushed into a convenience store to buy something. Because he was too noisy, he was beaten by the store clerk. But there was only one animal that was not beaten, and that was the sheep. Because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day! A witty and humorous story (classic)

1. The little white rabbit met a crying hedgehog in the forest. The little white rabbit walked up and touched it. The hedgehog head comforted him: "Don't cry! Don't cry!". Just after touching it, the little white rabbit cried.

2. The new Mizuno asked Yamamoto: How many people are there during the baseball club training? Yamamoto: If Hibari is not here, there will be 30. ?If Skylark is here, there will be no one left. ?

3. I remember when I was a child, I had an argument with a little girl in kindergarten. She couldn’t surpass me, so she was so angry that she took off her pants. From then on, I gave in to her everywhere because I always thought she He is a disabled person.

4. The cleaner Ahua only has a third-grade elementary school education and often writes wrong words. One day, Ahua mopped the laboratory floor clean, then wrote a note and posted it at the door: Please keep others out, I have taken off my clothes completely.

5. Mom: Sam, there were two cakes in the sideboard this morning. Why is there only one piece left now? Sam: How do I know? The sideboard is so high and dark. I searched and searched but could only find one piece.

6. Wukong appeared and said: Monster, the beauty I transformed from my hair can be fake. How did you see the flaw? Monster: Oh, don’t use nose hair next time, okay? There’s still boogers hanging on it!?

7. Our physical examination project is a color identification test, not a humor contest.

Your ability to distinguish colors is a little weak, but you won’t think of such an obvious giant panda as a pile of mosaics!

8. Rice and steamed buns fight in groups, rice fights With the strength of the crowd, anyone who saw steamed buns would be beaten, including red bean paste buns, sugar buns, and steamed dumplings. Zongzi was forced into the corner. In desperation, he tore off his clothes and shouted: See clearly, I am an undercover agent!

9. Husband, will you give me the stars I want? (Women’s mentality is to want to My husband said, "Here, I'll pick it for you." But my husband said, "Why don't you order something else?" A diamond ring, a smaller one, I can buy it for you. How can I pick the stars?

10. One day, a buddy asked Erdan what the camera was for. Erdan answered of course: "Of course, it's for taking pictures." ? But the guy said: ? No, look what my son is doing with the camera. He takes a picture of his classmates’ answers and then copies them slowly! ? Witty and humorous story short paragraphs (selected articles)

　1. I went to play ball on the playground of a certain elementary school and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy: "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly: "My mother gives me three yuan a day, and I let you take two and a half yuan." I went to buy snacks. Do you think I love you?

2. A certain player has not been in good condition recently and cannot even catch the ball. When practicing passing and receiving, another player passed a good ball to him. He was afraid that he would not catch it firmly, so he shouted: "Catch it firmly!" As a result, the ball hit him on the head. Just listen to him say: With whom?

3. Wife: Get rid of your driver as soon as possible. Husband: What’s wrong? Wife: He drove carelessly, twice already, and I almost became a victim of a car accident. Husband: My dear, just give him another chance!

4. The female mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair. One day, she quietly followed him. Suddenly, the husband ran into the bushes, and soon a hedgehog came out. The female mouse grabbed the hedgehog and said, "You said you're not having an affair. Who are you trying to seduce with so much mousse?"

5. My two-year-old daughter was watching TV. Suddenly, there was a martial arts action and the sound was mixed. The sound was very serious. Boom? Boom? Boom. The daughter was frightened and shouted to her mother in a panic: "Mom, Mom, turn off the TV quickly, the TV is broken."

6. One day, a barber beat up a candied haws seller. After the beaten old man called the police, the barber was taken to the police station. The police asked: Why did you beat the candied haws seller? He replied: I was perming my hair in the house, and he was shouting outside: "Perm, perm!"

7. Male: The most difficult to deal with in the world It's women. Woman: No, I think the most boring people in the world are men! Man: Let me give you an example, did you and your husband argue for three hours yesterday about a trivial matter? Woman: Yes, how do you know! Man: I listened from beginning to end!

8. My wife was drunk, and her best friend sent her home. As soon as she entered the door, she pushed me down and took off my pants. Before I could react, she took off my pants. I reminded my wife that someone was here. My wife turned to her best friend and said: If you haven't left yet, do you want to come with me? My best friend blushed: Today is inconvenient, let's do it next time.

9. My son failed in the high school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: "You have to study hard and you must surpass your father in the future." ?The son was stunned for a moment, and said weakly: ?I can't guarantee anything else. However, you are pretty sure to find a wife who is better than you in the future. ?