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How to quarrel with the groom when you get married?
On the wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. Guests can try their best to make the newlyweds gesture their fists at each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewelry until … they can't lose it any more.
Encourage the bride to let the groom use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show her deep love. Let the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.
Recommended reading: Play "Wedding Night" Wedding Night Couples go to the ice bed to show their love. The bride is required to peel the apples and feed them to the groom, but peeling the apples is not allowed. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes. Let the groom guess what color the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride will present a treasure. As long as she shows a little, it means she is right. Guess wrong. I want the groom to run the bridal chamber three times with * * * "Naked".
First, the groom is asked to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends poured the prepared crushed ice into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together and lets the new groom jump up and down in the cool to avoid excessive enthusiasm when consummating the house. End.
2. How do newlyweds make trouble in the bridal chamber?
Eight ways to make trouble in the bridal chamber: hula dancing: the grass skirt can be adapted to local conditions, and the simplest thing can be to tear the toilet paper into strips instead. Of course, we can't watch the bride dance, so leave this program to the groom, especially the fat groom, who is shaking all over, which is quite sensational.
Second, solve the concentric knot: you can't solve it with your hands, use your mouth! The concentric knot can be made by the guests themselves, but it can't be twisted too much, otherwise the new couple's chin may match the mortar on the moon. It is recommended to discard the rope after completion, unless it can tolerate the smell of mixed saliva.
3. Smooth sailing: the washbasin is a river, the soap box is a boat, the matches are inserted in the soap, the big heads are facing up, and the couple have a thin thread in their mouths with a cigarette tied in the middle. Light a match on the soap with a lit cigarette.
This trick is a bit difficult, it needs exercise! Also pay attention to fire prevention! Fourth, bees collect honey: the bride puts candy on her face, and the groom is busy collecting honey. The groom can put two pillows on both sides of his body as wings and must flap them. He can pin things like sugar cane on his pursed belt as the back needle of the wasp's tail and read the familiar children's song: bees buzz and fly among the flowers.
Take away all the bride's candy with her mouth. If it is necessary to increase the difficulty, you can consider peeling off the candy paper with your teeth as appropriate.
5. Bride cross-dressing: Of course, it is the groom's job to order the groom to wear the bride's charming and elegant wedding dress. The groom's figure is certainly not as convex as the bride's, so consider adding props to enhance the appreciation. You can make it up if necessary. Light makeup is recommended. If you don't eat much for dinner, you can make up for it! Perfection: Give full play to the new couple's body language ability and literary expression ability, and make one to ten digital models by using their body structure, each number saying a beautiful idiom. This is not difficult. I'm afraid someone will play a prank and let them make chinese numerals into capital letters.
Seven, festive gongs and drums: the couple tied the lid and knocked happily.
Generally, people who have bridal chambers at home have props. The pot cover is tied to the couple at will, and they touch each other while dancing. As long as everyone can hear loud gongs and drums, you can consider playing music, which requires high rhythm. Now R &;; . B. Eight, eat concentric fruit: drop a fruit with a rope, it is less difficult to use an apple, and it is more difficult to use peanuts or melon seeds, so that the newcomer can bite it open with his mouth. If it makes sense, you can bite it into a heart! It is recommended to prepare more props.
The 28 new tricks in the bridal chamber not only make the family enjoy it, but also the relatives and friends in the bridal chamber are happy to make a fuss, and use all kinds of new tricks to make the bride and groom "sleepy". The latest trick is the 28 tricks to make trouble in the bridal chamber. The bride and groom took it: The first trick: On Kibo's wedding day, the bride was dressed thinly. When there was trouble, the guests could try their best to make the couple play boxing with each other and lose one punch to take off their clothes or clothes. The second trick: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her.
The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine. The fourth measure: the apple of love, in order to show lasting love, requires the bride to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be peeled off. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.
The fifth measure: I want you to look good, let the groom guess what color the bride's wedding night is, and if it is right, the bride will present a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means that she is right; Guess wrong. I want the groom to run three times in the bridal chamber with * * * "I can also have clothes and fruit". The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the house.
The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then adjust the tape of the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth." The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together.
The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course, the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolates, not missing a single one. Otherwise, the groom is asked to retrieve them one by one with his mouth. Tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezed a heart-shaped sweet * * on the bride's chest with chocolate juice and then let the groom lick it in public to show her soul mate.
Eleventh measure: lock the bridal chamber. Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it. Twelfth trick: the wrong love crystal deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding.
Thirteenth trick: Old love lets the couple repeat the most authentic original scene when they propose marriage in public. Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then the groom will look for it again until he finds it before being sent to the bridal chamber.
Fifteenth measure: the old love is not over, and the new love should tell the number, appearance and history of the past male and female friends respectively, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed. Sixteenth trick: Birthdays (Birthdays) Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar, and if it is wrong, make a horse for the bride to ride.
Seventeenth trick: speechless, buy a book "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press and test the couple with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute. The eighteenth trick: compare the game of "comparing hands and feet" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. For example, are you still men and women? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on.
The nineteenth trick: the mole of love. It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride? The twentieth trick: yesterday, the new couple was asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including affectionate, cuddling, holding hands and other actions until the guests were satisfied. Twenty-first trick: the seven-step poem is titled from head to toe and various organs of the body. The two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest.
What's wrong with the bridal chamber?
The bridal chamber is the last procedure of the wedding and an indispensable part of any wedding. It is the most lively and interesting program of the wedding.
On the wedding night, relatives and friends sit around the room and joke with the bride in various ways, which is called "disturbing the room". There are various ways to "pretend to be the bride", and there are similarities and differences in different places.
To sum up, it can be divided into two kinds: literature and martial arts. Wennao often uses a more elegant way to let the bride tell riddles and couplets, let her tell her love experiences, and tell things about men and women who usually don't see each other. In Shanxi, the folk call it "Tell your son", which is full of fun, forcing the bride to make a fool of herself because she can't answer.
"In the evening, busybodies are mostly composed of harmonic language, forcing the bride to sing it, which is called' noisy room'. It has intensified recently, and the celebration is still a joke, which is very rude. "
(Republic of China: Yicheng County Records) Fighting is a rude way, not only swearing, but also touching the bride, which is quite practical. When making trouble in the bridal chamber, peers, younger generations, relatives and friends, classmates and colleagues all crowded into the bridal chamber and laughed and played, especially the groom's friends. They tried every means to make fun of the bride by performing in public. As the saying goes, "three days doesn't matter", except for parents.
During this period, the casual relationship between people is allowed by etiquette and customs, and many taboos have been lifted, much like the carnival in western culture. Therefore, no matter how ridiculous and unacceptable, the bride must never turn her face.
If the person who makes trouble in the bridal chamber is angry, it will be considered as the bride's willfulness, bad popularity and no better future. Making trouble in the bridal chamber is a way to congratulate the newlyweds.
In folk customs, people think that foxes are always in the bridal chamber and ghosts worship them. In order to drive away the evil spirits and strengthen the yang of human potential, they made trouble in the bridal chamber, so there is a folk saying that "people are not haunted." Having a noisy room is also a functional test for newlyweds, including wit and patience. Originally, it was a "gateway test", but it often went too far among the people and became a vulgar custom.
The custom of disturbing the bridal chamber has a long history. Hanshu records that "on the wedding night, there is no difference between men and women, only pride." (Hanshu Geography) The custom of disturbing the room may have originated from the "listening room".
On the wedding night, relatives and friends eavesdrop on the words and deeds of the new wife outside the bridal chamber window. People are only interested in the relationship between men and women. From the perspective of sexual psychology, this kind of behavior seems to be "psychosexuality" in Freud's theory.
Later it gradually evolved into a bridal chamber to tease the bride. This custom became popular in the Tang Dynasty. Not only the relatives of the man, but also the guests and friends have the right to tease the bride. Even an irrelevant stranger can stop, criticize, tease and tease.
This custom has changed from individual behavior to collective behavior since ancient times. Looking at the custom of disturbing the bridal chamber, the psychological motivation that drives people to listen to disturbing the bridal chamber is complicated.
First of all, this is an externalization and subconscious impulse of human sexual consciousness. People show some teasing to the opposite sex from playing with women and caressing women. After venting, they can overcome the psychology of envy and jealousy, so as to achieve a certain gender balance in the boundary of "subconscious". This attitude and behavior towards the opposite sex is strictly restricted at ordinary times, and making love in the bridal chamber just provides an opportunity. Secondly, the bridal chamber is the product of arranged marriage in traditional marriage.
Because only after the wedding ceremony can the excited groom open the bride's red scarf. The husband and wife have never met, have no intersection, and have no emotional communication. It is obviously strange and embarrassing to fall in love at the first meeting. Therefore, the custom of having a bridal chamber can eliminate each other's distance and strangeness, coordinate each other's tension and harmonious feelings.
There is no doubt that the trouble of the bridal chamber is a necessary preparation before the 100-meter race. Furthermore, under the prosperous psychological trend, most newly-married families have the dual psychology of not only bearing the troubles of relatives and friends, but also being willing to let them make trouble.
Noisy rooms can familiarize relatives and friends of both sides, show that the family is full of guests and prosperous people, enhance communication and feelings between relatives and friends, and promote harmony between neighbors. Liveliness is the aesthetic ideal of China people's life, and disturbing the bridal chamber is the means to achieve this goal.
Only when people are busy can an atmosphere of happiness and celebration be formed. Noisy is a scene of joy and a symbol of exultation and prosperity. Only when people are noisy, there will be a market for celebrations, extensive wealth and a prosperous population. Twenty-eight new tricks to make trouble in the bridal chamber! ! The first trick: On Kibo's wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. The guests can try to get the couple to have a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't fade.
The second trick: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her. The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.
The fourth measure: the apple of love, in order to show lasting love, requires the bride to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be peeled off. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes. The fifth measure: I want you to look good, let the groom guess what color the bride's wedding night is, and if it is right, the bride will present a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means that she is right; Guess wrong. I want the groom to run the bridal chamber three times with * * * "Naked".
The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the house. The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then turn the alarm whistle recorded in advance to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth".
The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together. The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course the bride is sitting", and then ask the groom to take all the pieces away, and no one is allowed. Otherwise, the groom needs to retrieve them one by one with his mouth.
Tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao uses a female friend to squeeze a heart-shaped sweet * * on the bride's chest with chocolate juice and then asks the groom to appear in public.
4. How to annoy the groom when getting married
C.
There are four things to do two months before marriage: (1) Choose a makeup artist and a hair stylist and try on clothes. (2) take wedding photos.
(3) Determine the best man and bridesmaid, and pay attention to unmarried men and women. (4) Carefully choose several sets of underwear for yourself.
D. 1 month ago, you should do four things: (1) Send an invitation to the officiating party.
(2) Determine the details of the wedding and think about whether there are any omissions. (3) Determine the on-site photographer and cameraman, and fully communicate with them. They will create memories of your life.
(4) Buy items needed for honeymoon. e .
Two weeks ago, you should do two things: (1) Do all the confirmation work, including: banquet, number of people, on-site photographer, makeup artist and wedding car. (2) Send an invitation letter to inform the guests to confirm whether to attend.
F. A week ago, you should do three things: (1) get your honeymoon luggage ready.
(2) Make sure that a person handles the return of things or check-out after the wedding, and gradually get rid of the role of project manager. (3) Relax yourself as much as possible.
G. The day before the wedding, you need to do three things: (1) Do a hand beauty treatment, and a pair of beautiful hands can bring you unexpected happiness.
(2) Take out all the clothes to be worn tomorrow and spread them on the back of the chair. (3) Eat well and sleep well.
H. On the wedding day, you only need to do one thing, and that is to enjoy every moment! The wording of wedding invitations formal invitations follow a set of fixed wording formats.
The more formal the wedding, the more formal the wedding invitation: 1. Full name: No nicknames or abbreviations. 2. Write the order of family members clearly.
3. The word "and" should appear. 4. Write the date, week and time clearly.
5. The year doesn't have to appear on the invitation. 6. Attach the location and time sequence of the wedding banquet to the corner of the invitation or attach another page to the card.
Did you hear me clearly? Don't make a mistake! Wedding day is the most important day. The bride must be beautiful, but don't whitewash it too much. So here we talk about what the bride's beauty needs to pay attention to.
First of all, one month before your wedding, you should go to a beautician, ask them to help you choose the cosmetics you need, and ask them to make up for you in advance, so as not to feel that the cosmetics and the effect are not good on the wedding day, and also ask the hairdresser to do your hair first and see the effect. Then, one week before the wedding, you should take good care of your hands, trim your nails, apply some hand cream every day, apply more before going to bed at night, and wear cotton gloves to sleep, because many people will see your wedding ring on the wedding day, and rough hands will not look good.
During this time, you should trim your eyebrows and clean your teeth. If you don't wear high heels often, try them on at home for half an hour every day from now on, otherwise the new shoes will hurt your feet on the wedding day. On the day before your wedding, you should get a manicure and then apply nail polish. Pay attention to the color of nail polish to match your lipstick, try on clothes and shoes of the same color again, and modify the inappropriate places.
On the wedding day, before you go to make up, remember to drop a few drops of eye drops into your eyes, which can make your eyes bright all day. Pay attention to the fact that the oil in the food will melt the lipstick when eating. As long as you are fully prepared in these places, you can become a beautiful and charming bride! Eight points to pay attention to when choosing bridesmaids. Are you a little depressed about choosing a bridesmaid? Then the following seven factors can make you no longer embarrassed.
1. Family comes first. How is your family relationship? If sisters or aunts are close, why not ask them to be bridesmaids? Don't invite you if you don't return the favor, because someone invited you to the wedding. You must invite her to get married this time. 3, location factor You have to think about what the bridesmaid will do for you.
Do you just give you moral support, or do you expect them to be your right-hand man? In the latter case, don't invite friends who live far away or are too busy. Because they may not be able to help you do these things in time.
4, don't be stingy, don't think that individual friends may not be able to afford a dress and reject them. If the friends you want to invite happen to be short of money, you can buy them a dress at your own expense.
5. A bridesmaid is not necessarily a woman. If your best friend is a man, don't immediately list him as an unqualified candidate.
At present, many peer teams have members of the opposite sex. In this case, the man on the bride's side is called the bride's best man and the woman on the bride's side is called the groom's maid of honor.
6. Other things you should also realize that your friends can do other things at your wedding, such as reciting poems, distributing schedules or letting them sing for fun. 7. Release the news Once the list of bridesmaids is confirmed, it can be released.
The only bad thing is that invited colleagues take it for granted that they want to be bridesmaids. Don't worry about hurting her feelings, a sincere friend will eventually understand any decision you make.
Once you have made a decision, cross this item off your marriage list. These marriages never seem to be happy. This task was accomplished by such a project.
Remind the groom that after the engagement, the groom should immediately start choosing the best man and other best men. The best man is the groom's right-hand man, so he should choose rationally.
The best man usually helps the groom get dressed, stays calm during the wedding, warns the groom before the ceremony, takes away the wedding ring and the master of ceremonies, and makes a toast to the bride and groom at the wedding reception. The best man's first task is to be a wedding usher.
As for the best man's dress, once the best man and the best man are decided, the groom will choose clothes for them. Their clothes must be suitable for formal occasions.
They must pay for clothes themselves, unless the bride or groom wants to give them clothes as gifts. Regarding the guest list, the groom should also be responsible for determining his position in the guest list.
It is best for the groom to draw up a long list first, and then work with the bride to gradually reduce the list according to the budget. As for transportation, the groom is responsible for arranging the ceremony and wedding reception, which can start four months before the wedding.
Cost and duration of related services. About the Best Man's Gift In order to thank the best man for his support, the groom will give each of them a gift at the rehearsal dinner.
Pen is the best gift that can be used repeatedly, but anything personalized should be the most suitable. About the honeymoon.
5. How can a friend get married and make the groom angry?
Game 4: Take out your ball.
Tie the groom's thigh with two ropes, so that the trouser legs and trousers form a pocket, so that things will not slide down. Put bird eggs, eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs from the waistband. Everything was ready, and the bride put her hand into the groom's pants and fished for eggs from small to large. Take out one and ask, "Whose egg is this?" The groom must answer truthfully. It was not until the goose egg was pulled out that the bride asked, "Whose egg is this?" The groom replied, "Goose (my) egg!
Game 5: A set of bananas
The groom lies on his back, holds a banana with the sexy part between his legs, and then the bride throws the banana with an iron ring. It takes five times to trap the banana and complete the task.
Game 6: A banana with a needle in its hole.
Tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a slit in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist. At the beginning of the game, the groom must put the banana sponge in the gap. Every time I insert it, the bride will ask, "Did you miss it?" The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation.
Game 7: Shooting darts
The groom is blindfolded, and the bride is holding a plate 3 meters ahead. The groom shoots cigarettes into the plate and the bride is responsible for receiving cigarettes. Every time the groom shoots a dart, he asks the bride, "Is it inside or outside?" ? The bride answered truthfully until the groom shot three cigarettes into the plate.
Game 8: Candy Swing
Tie a thin thread around the groom's waist with a candy at the end. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist behind his hands and swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist. The bride bent down and put the candy in her mouth between her legs, and it was a success.
Game 9: Rolling Noodles
The groom lay on his back and asked the bride to roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle until the groom's DD became hard.
Game 10: Push-ups
The bride lay on her back and the groom held her. The program planner asked the bride to sing "We Are Powerful". Then, the groom will pick up "Hi" and do push-ups. ...
6. A friend gets married and wants to make trouble with the groom. What's the trouble?
Encyclopedia of newlyweds playing bridal chamber games 1. Five children were admitted-in order to test the tacit understanding of the new couple's cooperation, a red rope was found, and the new couple each took one end, tied a lit cigarette in the middle, put five vertical matches on the table (which can be inserted into the fruit), and then the new couple couldn't help but light them by hand, so they cooperated to light all five matches.
Tip: Be sure to tighten the rope and aim with your eyes. 2. Love Cup-Take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, and then slowly pull out the film from the mouth-to-mouth buckle of the two cups, asking couples not to drink the two cups together and not to spill them.
Tip: As long as one of the couples pushes the cup away a little, the other one just drinks hard. 3. Treasure Hunt with Sweet Lips-The groom is lying flat on four chairs, and the brothers are watching. Put 8- 10 small objects on the groom, which can be small candy, beef jerky and the like. The bride turned around blindfolded, then collected all the small objects on the groom with her "sweet lips" with both hands, then took off the blindfold and fed them to the groom one by one.
Tip: The groom can tell the bride to go left or right. 4. Take things out of the bag-put two raw eggs next to the groom's two trouser legs, move them up so that the two eggs meet at an "important position" and then move them away from the other trouser leg.
5. Sweet talk communication-prepare 6 pieces of milk candy with the same color and mix them together *** 12 pieces for the bride and groom to hold in their mouths, and then ask them not to help the bride and groom finally present the milk candy with the same color in their mouths (for example, the groom's mouth is full of red milk candy, while the bride's mouth is full of milky milk candy). Tip: This game focuses on the cooperation of the bride and groom. You can open your mouth for the other person to observe and then cooperate with each other. 6. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet-prepare a glass of mineral water. The groom stood on the stool and clamped the mineral water bottle with his legs (the position of the clamp should be supervised). Then the bride bit off the lid, took a sip into the microphone and said, "Nongfu Spring is a little sweet." 7. Shock wave-tie the inflatable balloon to the key parts of the bride and groom, and then tie their hands and feet. The two sides can only squeeze and collide with each other to break the balloon.
8. See the needle-tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a seam in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist.
At the beginning of the game, the groom must put the banana sponge in the gap. Does the bride have to ask "miss" every time she inserts it? The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation! 9. hilarious push-ups-let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on it, and then let the groom do 100 push-ups on it. When the groom can't support himself, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will explode, bringing joy to the wedding night.
10. Lipstick tells the truth-let the bride hold a lipstick in her mouth, write "I love you" on the groom's face, and then let the bride and groom face each other until the bride's face is also printed with "I love you", which is recognized by everyone. 10. Is it disgusting enough-let the groom talk sweet words to the bride until everyone feels disgusting enough.
12. Who is the real bride-put four chairs in the middle or in front of the room, and then let the groom and three men stand in front of the chairs. Now, blindfolded, the bride can recognize the groom by touching these men's breasts.
Whether she knows it or not, let her check it. After the bride turned around several times, she felt the same again. Uncover the cloth 13. An Neng Debate between Men and Women-Let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the ending song of the bridal chamber, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit to send all the guests outside the door.
14. Extraction by stages-prepare 12 hard fruit candy with moderate size, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" with a candy in his mouth according to the method of February 1- 12 until he contains 12 candy. Then the bride and groom "transfer" the groom's 12 candy to their mouths mouth to mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times.
Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If you miss a candy, you will be fined again until you are satisfied. 15. The crow drinks water-the bride sits in a chair with her head held high, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a big mouthful of tea in her mouth.
There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed as a crow, his arms straight, his waist bent at 90 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "melon …". After walking beside the bride for a week, he put his head out and looked at her mouth. When he found water, he jumped on the table happily, grabbed a candy in his mouth, jumped back to the bride, stuffed the candy into the bride's mouth with his mouth, and then leaned down and took a sip of water, going back and forth three times.
16. Banana bungee jumping-Bind bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the highest place where the groom can jump, and the groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together.
In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people. 17. When the fire is strong, the jujube will grow early-insert matches on the jujube and float in a basin full of water.
A lit cigarette was tied in the middle of a red line, and both ends were bitten by the couple. When you enter and I return, you can use cigarettes to light the matches in the basin together. Hold your breath and use solid "dental skills" and vision to succeed.
18. Kiss your sweetheart-The groom lies on his back in bed, and then sticks the sliced bananas on his face and neck, so that the blindfolded bride can look for those banana slices with her mouth. 19. Add chopsticks-(meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.
20. Rolling noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's penis becomes hard.
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