Is there a super hilarious joke for primary school students? urgent

Not all the people riding a white horse are princes, but they may be Tang Priest. You are a handsome guy, and your family are all handsome guys. What's your mother's name? Fuck, don't swear ... Q: Do you think my head is awesome? A: Like! When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible! The following joke is the funniest, hahahaha ... wait a minute, let me laugh first ... I can't breathe ... hahahaha ... It's so funny ... haha ... Why don't you laugh ... haha ... Come on! Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, so I'm not afraid of your cats. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, See, she is pregnant with my child! Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a dark shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while, saying, Shit, Yang Liwei ... A banana gentleman was dating his girlfriend, walking in the street, and it was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down ... Cold drinks were sold to sell new products: "The feeling of heartache. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the wolf. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to go to the king of the forest, Tiger, to complain. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I know, I will take care of this matter, so trust the organization." On the same day, the tiger found his buddy, the wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's very difficult for me." Then he wiped the ash falling on the table: "Do you think this will work?" You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found the thin one, and you said you wanted the fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come here and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found slim ones, and you said you liked plump ones. You can beat her. It's reasonable and powerful. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again rushed to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It was the big bad wolf who came face to face. The wolf said, "Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" The wolf listened, and his heart sank, and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman." Tutu asked, "So, do you like plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds, and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear posts. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat." Two stories about mental illness It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from a mental hospital. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over 1 walls to get to the highway. They climbed 6 walls together, and one of them was mentally ill and asked the other, "Are you tired, man?" The other replied that he was not tired. He said, that's very tiring. Let's keep turning. When turning to the 99th wall, one psychopath asked another psychopath, "Are you tired, man?" The other replied, "I'm tired! Let's go back! " So they turned back ... Chu Yang Xiang: I failed the arithmetic test today. Dad: Why? Chu Yang Xiang: The teacher asked me how much 2x3 was, and I said 6. Dad: That's right! Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me how much 3x2 is. Dad: What's the fucking difference! Chu Yangxiang: That's what I said. It is said that a little boy rushed to the police station and said to the police: No, no, my father and his neighbors fought! Go now! Otherwise, people will die! The policeman asked: When did it start? It's almost half an hour. "Then why didn't you report earlier?" My father always got the upper hand just now, but now I think he will suffer! Ba Li: I seem to be in love with a dog. Xiaoxian: What? A male dog? Ba Li: bitch, of course! You think I'm a pervert? Abby and Adi went to a bar to get drunk. There were only two female guests in it. The leading Abby suddenly jumped out and whispered to Adi, "Let's go! I can't believe my wife and mistress are in it. "Ah Di looked at the probe and his face changed greatly:" Strange! My wife and mistress are also in it. Once upon a time, there were two people who lived on both sides of the river. Both of them had bad ears, but they were both very polite. One morning, the man from Hexi saw the man from Hedong going out with a sickle and shouted at the other side: Hey! I said, are you going to mow the grass? When the people in the east of the river saw the people in the west of the river shouting at him, they knew they were concerned about what they were going to do, so they shouted, Oh, no, I'm going to mow the grass! Seeing the people on the other side of the river yelling at him, he knew that the other side had answered himself and said politely, Oh, really, I thought you were going to mow the grass! An American hacker threatened to hack a China website. As a result, as soon as he opened the webpage, he was infected with four or five viruses ... A woman was so ugly that she could never get married and hoped to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her home. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus, and the kidnapper leader gritted his teeth and stamped his feet and said, Fuck, go! Don't want the car! ! 1. Topic: ... while ... Child: He is undressing while wearing pants. Teacher's comment: Is he going to undress? Still have to wear it? 2. Topic: Among the children: One of my left feet was injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3. topic: children: after work, dad went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4. Topic: Sad children: It's sad to have a ditch in front of my house. Teacher's comment: the teacher is more sad. 5. Topic: Another child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6. Topic: Look at the children: What are you looking at? Never seen it? Teacher's comment: Don't drag it too far. 7. Topic: Prosperous children write: Prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8. Title: Delicious Children Write: Delicious Fart. Teacher: ... 9. Title: Innocent Children Write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are really naive. Title: Sure enough, children said: Yesterday I ate fruit. Then I drank cold water. Teacher's comment: It's a phrase that cannot be separated. Title: First ... Then ... Teacher's comment: ................. 12. Title: Besides, children: A train passed by, besides, besides, the teacher commented: 1 names that the administrator can't stand when I die. 1 "I don't know" the reporter: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, I report it." Administrator: "Who?" Whistleblower: "I don't know." Administrator: "-get out-""That' s me" Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I will report it." Administrator: "OK, who is it?" Whistleblower: "That's me." Administrator: "Very good, complete you, seal!" " Whistleblower: "-Help-""Please wait" Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, so I will report it." Administrator: "Report again, who?" Whistleblower: "Please wait." Manager: "OK, hurry up. "A minute later Administrator:" Who is it? " Whistleblower: "Please wait." Administrator: "I'll wait for you." 4 "Not me." Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Who is it? Whistleblower: "Not me." Administrator: "Who is that?" Whistleblower: "It's not me." Administrator: "You are talking nonsense, not who are you?" Whistleblower: "Really, it's not me." Administrator: "Fuck you." 5 "Hee Hee Hee" whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Report again. Tell me who it is." Whistleblower: "Hee hee hee." Administrator: "Who is it, please?" Whistleblower: "Hee hee hee." Administrator: "Somebody, call the mental hospital." 6 "I am your father." Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Who! ？” Whistleblower: "I am your father." Administrator: "I'm your grandfather." 7 "Liar" Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I will report it." Administrator: "Give me your name." Whistleblower: "I lied to you." Administrator: "I have nothing to do when I am full. Go home and drink milk." 8 "I am dead" whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Boy, I've been played all day. I'll kill you if you dare to report a false case. Tell me who it is! " Whistleblower: "I am dead." Administrator: "You-what's the trouble when you're dead? Come to me when you're alive." 9 "Administrator." Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Say it! ! ！” Whistleblower: "Administrator." Administrator: "Is it necessary for me to use a plug-in? Destroy you! " 1 "I won't say anything if I'm killed." Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Come on! ! ! ! ！” Whistleblower: "I won't say anything if I die." Administrator: "You-you have nothing to do when you are full, get out!" " A group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water. The clever monkey thought of an idea and asked everyone to tell a joke. If the joke can't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water. So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first one, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . . The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed, except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water. The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh and the monkey has to feed the fish. Chickens are afraid, and even clever monkeys can't escape this fate. . . Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, Why are you laughing before the chicken has spoken? The pig said: The cat's joke is really funny. . . 2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So I will call you "pig" from now on! Finally one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " The ugly man gave ninety-nine roses to his beautiful female colleague. Marry me! I love you! Woman: Forget it! I have no feelings for you. Man: Please tell me that's not good and I'll change it. Woman: What do you like about me? One day Xiaoqiang asked his father, Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: silly child, how can you be a silly child? Thief A: Count how much money was robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow. Mother: Everything goes up, including water, electricity, gas and air pollution. Son: Something always goes down! Mom: What about my humorous and clever son? Son: Look at my report card Mouse: I am in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cats. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, See, she is pregnant with my child! If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass. 2. I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world. 3, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is difficult to prevent it. 4, the sky has not fallen to me, so it hurts my mind and pains my bones and muscles. 5, holding the hand of the child, only to know that the child is ugly, tears streaming down her face, I will go if the child does not leave. 6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it! 7. I am convinced that a man will come to this world for being tortured by me. 8. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick. 9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 1. I like you so much that you will die if you like me. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I saidno. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this ~ ~ A mental patient ran out of the hospital and hijacked a young man with a real gun. He asked the young man: "1+1=?" The young man thought for a moment and said nervously. . . . 2 "As a result, he killed the young man. Why do you ask? Oh, before he killed the young man, he said to the young man, "You know too much ..." Two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them dragged his tongue and said, "Everything I see now is double-decked." The other quickly took out a ten-dollar bill from his pocket and said, "Here's my twenty dollars back." Conversation between Daughter and Dad 1. Daughter said: Dad! I found ten yuan at school today, but I gave it back to that man! Dad said: Goog girl! Did that brother tell you thank you? The daughter said: No! He pulled my ear, and I returned the money to him. How could he tell me thank you? 2 Daughter asked: Dad! If there was a five-dollar bill and a ten-dollar bill on the ground, which one would you take? Dad replied: of course, take ten dollars! The daughter said: Dad! You are stupid! Why don't you take both? 3 Daughter asked: Dad! Why are other people's houses so big and ours so small? Dad replied: Dad has no money! The daughter asked: How can I get a big house? Dad replied: You should study hard. When you grow up, you can earn a lot of money and live in a big house. Daughter asked: Then why didn't you study hard when you were young? .