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A misspelled composition in life
Speaking of spelling mistakes, people may ask, "Who is stupid enough to spell his name wrong?" Don't laugh, there is! Someone in our class made a mistake.
One day in Grade Three, the teacher told us a joke when marking papers: "There is a' new classmate' in our class, a female classmate named (Li Hua)." The students looked, but they didn't see the new classmates. The teacher added, "Actually, it's Li Wei. Her name on the paper is (Li Hua)! " The teacher's words made us laugh. After class, some students even asked, "Li Wei, have you changed your name?" What a beautiful name you have! "Li Wei is red in the face, and she doesn't know why?
Students in our class will not only write wrong names, but some will be beaten to death to the point where they can't read words, to see what words will look like. A few days ago, I read the name "Qi Huangyang" in the idiom story, but some students couldn't understand it, so they read "Deng Huangyang" regardless of the willy-nilly. The teacher laughed at this "reading method". The teacher told us to pronounce the word "qi". Later, the teacher said, "Don't mispronounce other people's surnames, or your ancestors will change!" Suddenly, the students burst into laughter by their own reading methods. The teacher said to us, "Be sure to study hard, or check if you can't." .
Mistakes often bring a lot of trouble to students. Students must study hard, but don't write typos.
Wrong words in life composition 2 wrong words are very common in our life, but wrong words do great harm to us, so we should correct this bad habit.
Nowadays, there are more and more homophonic words deliberately modified in advertisements, such as the word "clothes" in clothing advertisements and the word "Qin" in piano advertisements. Although these topics are different, they will also mislead primary school students to write typos.
Don't underestimate these typos, sometimes they are very important. 1983, a noodle factory in Urumqi introduced a noodle production line from Japan, and then bought 1000 rolls of plastic packaging bags from Japan at a cost of 18000 yuan. The earthen box on the packaging bag was designed by the noodle factory. When this batch of plastics crossed the ocean and went to Urumqi by sea, people found that the word "Wu" was a bit excessive and became "Bird Lumuqi". Just a typo turned this pile of plastic bags worth 6.5438+0.9 million yuan into a pile of waste.
After reading this story, do you feel the disadvantages of typos? Every Chinese character in China is neat, and there is a wonderful feeling between them, which is the crystallization of our China people's wisdom five years ago. No language can replace it. Another horizontal one, another vertical one, another left one, and another press may all become typos.
Let's correct typos and experience the wonders of Chinese characters together!
Chinese characters are extensive and profound, and each word has its own specific pronunciation, meaning and strokes. If you write Chinese characters wrong, it will not only tarnish the purity of Chinese characters, but also make people feel puzzled and ironic.
There were no clouds in Wan Li that day. I just finished my homework and wanted to write a letter to my cousin. After writing the letter, I wanted to write "Don't fold" on the envelope, but somehow I wrote "Don't open". After the letter was sent, I waited for my cousin's reply with great joy.
The content in the reply made my mother and I wonder, cousin, I haven't seen you in January, but I didn't expect your Chinese level to drop sharply! If I don't know you, no one dares to touch your letter! I quickly called my cousin to ask what was going on. My cousin just smiled and hung up the phone. A few days later, I received another letter from my cousin. I opened the letter and found an envelope I sent to my cousin. The striking two Chinese characters on the envelope-"Don't open it" made my mother and them laugh their heads off, and my face became hot. "Laughing makes my stomach ache, hahaha!"
"Oh, stop laughing!"
"This joke is your own creation. Don't laugh! "
I am speechless. ...
This experience made me understand that Chinese characters are sacred characters in our motherland. If you want to learn Chinese well, you must use and write Chinese characters correctly and try to prevent typos, otherwise you will make a joke and find yourself embarrassed!
When I first learned to read, I was also Mr. Miscellaneous Words. When I saw "Evergreen Group, Enter Jiaozuo" on the billboard, I excitedly read aloud "Enter Jiaozuo with Evergreen Group", which made my mother laugh. I also read "harmonious society" as "harmonious society". The most ridiculous thing is that I actually read "iron stick yam" as "iron fart yam" ... I think every child who just learned to read has the same experience as me. After timely correction by parents, we have learned the correct pronunciation of many Chinese characters. However, typos in public places have become discordant notes in life.
Mistakes often lead to many jokes. Who dares to buy bean paste buns after they are written as "bean paste buns"? The word "big" of big meat steamed stuffed bun is missing a horizontal line, and it becomes "human meat steamed stuffed bun", which is terrible! The plaque in the store says "alcohol and tobacco", and the word wine is missing a horizontal line, which makes people laugh and cry. The word "omelet" immediately reminds people, what jar is this made of? As we all know, the correct spelling of "jar" is "filling"
China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound. If you learn every Chinese character well, there won't be so many typos. I appeal that from now on, let's study every Chinese character carefully, and when we find the wrong words around us, point them out in time, eliminate the wrong words and make our life more harmonious.
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