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Have you been arranged for a blind date during the Spring Festival?

"The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Can you take your girlfriend home to show us? " "You are 27 years old and haven't fallen in love yet. We are all worried to death." Are these words of urging marriage particularly familiar?

Nowadays, many young people don't like to celebrate the Spring Festival, not only because there are many inevitable social parties and parties during the Spring Festival, but also because the Spring Festival is also a high incidence of urging marriage.

After many young people reach marriageable age, they are easily urged to get married by their parents and relatives, and even arranged to attend one blind date after another.

In order to cope with their parents' blind date, some young people choose to rent their girlfriends online to go home for the New Year.

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"Son, your cousin got married this year, and her cousins are pregnant. If you don't bring your girlfriend home this year, don't come back. I can't afford to lose that man. "

"Mom, I'm only 25 years old. What's your hurry? "

"How can I not worry? You are only 25 years old, and I am 52 years old, eager to have grandchildren. Besides, don't you already have a girlfriend? You told me last time. "

"Ok, I will definitely take her home this year to make you proud."

After talking to my mother, I started searching online for websites that rent girlfriends.

In order to cope with the constant questioning of several good brothers, I showed them the photos of my junior high school classmates and said that this was my girlfriend. A good brother of mine and I come from the same town. When he went back to tell his parents, it reached my parents' ears. My mother believed it and thought I had a girlfriend.

My mother also specially called me to let me cherish my girlfriend and be nice to others. I know my mother is a person who can't keep her mouth shut, so I have to deal with it for fear that news will get out.

Now my parents urge me to bring my girlfriend home, and I can't tell the truth, so I can only rent my girlfriend online.

Soon, I contacted a girl who promised to be my girlfriend, but asked me to give her 300 yuan every day, control her diet and take her to local tourist attractions.

On the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, our company finally had a holiday. I bought two train tickets and went back to see my parents with my rented girlfriend.

My parents bought a lot of vegetables in advance and cleaned up the house thoroughly until my girlfriend and I got home.

My mother was very happy when she saw the girl. She took someone's hand and looked at it carefully. She also praised me for being lucky to find such a beautiful girlfriend.

My mother was very satisfied with my "girlfriend", treated her warmly and thoughtfully, served tea and brought up our marriage.

Fortunately, my "girlfriend" is a smart girl. She told my mother that she couldn't talk about marriage until she met her parents, which helped me solve the problem successfully.

My mother took out a red envelope of 1000 yuan and gave it to my "girlfriend" as a gift. She accepted, so I can't tell my parents the truth.

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I have an appointment with her. She needs to play my girlfriend for six days, and then I will take her to visit our city. However, a nationwide epidemic of coronary pneumonia broke out in China, and it was during the Spring Festival.

Pneumonia epidemic swept across the country, and there were also confirmed cases in our city, which made people here feel very scared. Our city began to close roads everywhere, stopped all passenger buses, and all communities were closed.

After learning about the pneumonia epidemic, my parents resolutely refused to let my girlfriend and I leave home, let us all live at home, and arranged a separate room for my girlfriend, still bringing me delicious food every day.

Today is the nineteenth day of the first month. My girlfriend and I are still trapped at home, and I am very anxious.

My agreement with her is to give her 300 yuan a day. Now I will continue to rent her money, and I will control my diet every day. What's more troublesome is that my parents are bored and drag my "girlfriend" to talk about home. The more I look at her, the more I like it. If they know that I only rent their girl, they will be angry with me.

In order to cope with my parents' urging for marriage, I rented a girlfriend to go home for the New Year, and I lost my wife and my soldiers. Not only did my parents give me a red envelope of 1000, but I also lost a lot of money and had to deal with my parents' problems constantly.

Now I can't ride a tiger. What should I do?

Qiu Ya's Emotional Analysis;

Deception is an intolerable behavior for many people, and lying is also the most painful thing for parents. From the beginning, that boy lied about having a girlfriend in order to cope with his good friend's questioning, and he already needed to finish this lie. And the perfect way is to lie more.

Now this boy's question is very difficult. Qiu Ya has two methods for his reference.

First admit the origin of this girlfriend to your parents and end this lie as soon as possible. His parents may not be able to stand this blow and feel extremely disappointed in their son, but it is a good way to stop the loss in time. A lie can't be covered up after all, and his parents will realize that they have been cheated by their son sooner or later.

Second, if a boy thinks that a girl has a good personality and is a person worthy of communication, he can test the girl's mind, and maybe he can make fate and make her his real girlfriend.

Finally, Qiu Ya would like to remind everyone not to lie and deceive people casually. Paper can't cover fire.