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Two-part allegorical sayings are couplets or jokes.
The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.
Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.
Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin.
Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.
Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.
Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it.
Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans.
Bottom line: beams are cool in summer.
The first part: the tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing with the tung tree, and the tung tree that fell on the boy.
Bottom line: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the net.
Homophonic joke
(Remarks! This is a village with poor Mandarin! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"
Now, please talk to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "
Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )
An old man said, "No pickles, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you ..."
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.
A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "
Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )
The coach said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you."
One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )
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