Panda: What do you mean, an animal that eats buds and leaves?

Panda: An animal eats buds and leaves. Why ask questions when you know the answer? foolish

Once upon a time there was a panda.

It went to the restaurant to order food and began to eat. After eating, it took out its gun and fired several shots at random.

The restaurant owner asked him, why did you do this?

The panda says, look it up in the dictionary.

The boss found that the dictionary said:

Panda: an animal that eats twigs and leaves

Are you telling this joke ... I don't understand ... wait for the answer ~ ~

I read a joke the other day.

A giant panda went to a restaurant to eat, ordered more than N dishes, and all of them dried up (probably the one in Kung Fu Panda). Then wipe your lips and get ready to go.

At this time, the bartender came over and told him/her, guest, you haven't checked out yet. Who knows that the giant panda pulled out a pistol from his body, and BiangBiang was shot twice. Xiao er was too scared to speak. When the manager heard the sound, he came over and asked (who should be not afraid of death) how the guest officer could eat the overlord meal. Who knows that the giant panda left a sentence: check it! Just walked away.

The angry shop owner called the police. Described the general situation. The policeman in charge seems to be very sophisticated, and his mouth has been mumbling. To check, to check? Suddenly, my head began to understand. Tell the subordinates to turn to the encyclopedia. Turn to the comment about the giant panda: "....................................................................................................................................................................., do you know what the book says? Look: Gain Panda, who lives in China, eats, shoots and leaves [correct: it eats and shoots and leaves. " )

"It eats, pats and leaves" is a title. It's actually a very special book. This book aims to appeal to people to standardize the use of punctuation marks. A large number of examples quoted in the book show readers that the British people do not pay attention to the use of punctuation marks, and there are endless cases of misuse and misuse of punctuation marks. Eat, Pat and Stay is one of the examples collected by the author. This sentence comes from a museum's promotional materials about giant pandas, which reads: "Panda is an animal that lives in China. It eats, shoots and then leaves. " (There are other contents behind, so I won't quote them here. In fact, the last sentence is wrong with a comma. The correct sentence should be: It eats buds and leaves. "shoots and leaves" is not the present tense form of the third person verb, but a plural noun and the object of "eats". The shoots here refer to the shoots of plants, including "bamboo shoots".

This is just discovered ... I hope it will help you.