College students tell humorous stories about civilized manners.

Civilized etiquette story 1. The school has a working lunch at noon every day, and all the teachers eat it together. But for the safety of students, two teachers are arranged to send students across the street every day, which makes both teachers have to eat in the future. One day at noon, many teachers began to eat lunch as usual, only President Chen sat at the table without moving chopsticks. We thought he had a problem, but he told us a story. The story probably means that people who talk about "Yi Men Chen" pay great attention to "Yi" and "Li", which shocked the emperors at that time. One of the details says: all dogs here know "righteousness" and "courtesy", and there is a legend that "dogs don't eat until they arrive." After listening to this story, everyone remembered that there were two teachers who didn't come to dinner to send their students across the street ... from then on, they would wait until everyone arrived before opening chopsticks. Civilized etiquette story II. Several juniors walked side by side, talking and laughing. A teacher came in front, and they didn't know each other. But when the teacher came up to these students, everyone else was still joking. Only one student bowed respectfully and said "Hello, teacher". Of course, the teacher answered "hello" happily, and the other students didn't hum. After the teacher passed. Some people say that the classmate is a cake, and the teacher he doesn't know bows. Some people say that he is just pretending to show others. That classmate didn't refute them, but said: being a polite person is the most basic requirement of being a student. I walked behind them and was very moved by this sentence and by the sincerity of that classmate. Politeness is really a rare quality Civilization etiquette story three. It can be said that it is just an action. That day, a teacher saw a popsicle wrapping paper, bent down to pick it up and threw it into the trash can. This is an unremarkable action, but his behavior of setting an example and being a teacher taught us that he is a teacher. If a classmate sees the teacher's practice, how can he not admire him? Maybe he will do the same next time, and he will understand that littering is uncivilized. Through these small things, I have realized that the meaning of "etiquette" is expressed from a small thing, a manifestation of spiritual beauty and a standard for a person to be a man. We should turn society into a civilized and pollution-free paradise. Still the same reason: starting from me, only you, me and him "starting from me" will be full of etiquette "taste" everywhere, and will make you, me and him become real people. One day, I took my two-year-old son home from kindergarten. The child was bored sitting in the back seat of the bicycle, so I said, "Hey, kid, let me make a word. Can you make a sentence for my father? " "Yes, you go," he said. "Delicious," I said. "What a sweet fart!" He blurted out after my voice? A man was constipated when he went to the toilet. Suddenly he saw a man rush in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants." One night, when the husband came back from dinner, he happily said to his wife, "Today, the manager of our company invited several employees to dinner, and everyone enjoyed themselves." During the dinner, the manager took out three bottles of whisky and said to everyone,' Everyone here has never betrayed his wife in his life. These three bottles of wine are all his, and no one raised his hand. Do you find it strange? The wife asked curiously, "Then why don't you raise your hand?" "The husband said in a panic," You know, I always prefer beer to whisky. "Learning and money father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. Son: people who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! Father: People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together in the kitchen. Father and son are watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. Son: Mom must have broken it! Father: How do you know? Son: She didn't swear! Chinese and foreign students are primary school students, but their future wish is to be clowns. Miss China: No ambition! You can't teach a boy! Foreign teacher: May you bring laughter to the whole world! Through the feeling that my wife is cooking in the kitchen. Husband grabbed it next to her: slow down and be careful! The fire is too big. . . . Turn around quickly, there is too much oil! Wife: I know how to cook. Husband: I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving. . . . A bus without a driver, a bus full of passengers, was driving down the hill quickly, and a man was chasing after it. A passenger sticks his head out of the window, and the car chaser says, man! Forget it! You can't catch up! The man replied, I must catch up. I am the driver of this car! ! New neighbor A: The new neighbor is so hateful that he knocked on my door at midnight last night. Did you call the police immediately? A: No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. Zhang San, who hit a pig, was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the oncoming truck driver suddenly rolled down the window and shouted, Pig! The more Zhang Xingjun thought about it, the angrier he became. He rolled down the window and shouted, You are the pig! Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road! Father and son boy: Is it true that fathers always know more than sons? Father: Of course! Little boy: Who invented the electric light? Father: Edison! Little boy: Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light? Whose problem is it? Three engineers went out by car together, and the car broke down on the way. The mechanical engineer asked: Is there something wrong with the engine? The electrical engineer asked: Is there anything wrong with the circuit? The computer engineer said, let's go out first and then come in to see if it will get better. Get in the way of the coach: There are two things that will stop you from becoming a good football player. Player: What is it? Coach: Your left foot and right foot. In order to punish a group of disobedient students, the teacher made pairs for the students, and they would not be allowed to go home unless they could. The teacher said, "It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground. It's more troublesome to turn into rain. It's better to rain at the beginning. A student said to him, "Sir, if you don't eat shit when you eat, it will turn into shit when you eat. Eating shit is much more troublesome. You might as well eat shit at first. "