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Watch the summary of meteor shower lines together (as comprehensive and diverse as possible)
This is what I summarized everywhere, and it should be relatively complete. Rain nettle: Aren't you the Murong Yunhai? The Murong Yunhai who tortured me for a year; The Murong Yunhai who vowed to be with me forever; That Murong Yunhai who I went to the hospital to see you every day after the accident; The Murong Yunhai who remembers everyone but forgets me! Rain nettle: Yunhai, when you are away these days, I especially want to have you around, so that you can accompany me and listen to me every day, happy or unhappy, as long as you are there, Yunhai, I will wait for you and I will wait for you to come back. Yunhai: The whole world knows that as long as I meet Murong Yunhai and Chu Yuxun. No one can separate us. 4. Yunhai: Even if Murong Yunhai has traveled all over the world, he doesn't even know what he is going to do. Now I understand that I met Chu Yuxun, met Chu Yuxun in Elliston, and never separated us. 5. Yunhai: What's wrong with holding hands? The school rules stipulate that boys and girls are not allowed to hold hands, but it doesn't say that boyfriends are not allowed to hold hands. We have kept a low profile ~~ 6. Yunhai. I don't care how much blood I shed for you; I can give anything for you. 7. Rain nettle: I believe in you, believe in my sea of clouds, and will come back to me wherever I go. I'm waiting for you. Until one day, the tall and handsome boy stood in front of me and said to me, Chu Yuxun, I'm back. I definitely hugged him and said, Now, we will never be apart. 8. Yunhai: Chu Yuxun, did you hear that? I'm Murong Yunhai, and I'm your sea of clouds. I want to tell you that I'm Murong Yunhai, and I only love you all my life ... I know I was wrong, and I know my mistake is impossible for you to forgive, because I can't forgive myself ... These days, I can always dream of a back, which is your back, but I can't remember it. Over the past year, your back has tortured me to sleep, and I woke up from my dreams again and again. I tried to catch it, but I couldn't. I escaped from the island and the whole world went to look for it. I know, if I can't find it, I can't feel at ease in my life! Now that I remember, I remember everything. I've searched all over the earth and finally found you. Now I just pray that you can come out and see me, Chu Yuxun! 9. Duanmu is at the seaside: Sometimes I feel that our own hearts are too small to accommodate our own pale thoughts. Our eyes are too short to feel the wide world. 1. Principal: Explanation is cover-up, and explanation is true. Now go on explaining! 11. Duanmu: This classmate, you are still a drag! 12. Yu Xin: There is no place for us in the happiness of others! 13. Shangguan: Woman, your name is jealous. 14. Duanmu: Do you know what your greatest advantage is? Shangguan: What? Duanmu: Critical moment, useless 15. Tracy: Hello, my name is Tracy Ye Shuo: Is your sister Cui Hua here? Ye Shuo: Rain nettle, where are you going? The rain nettle said: The library. Ye Shuo said: The library can't go to the rain nettle: Why? Ye Shuo Lenovo: 1 I also said that I have a bunch of flowers in my hand and that I have always liked you. Promise me that you won't leave? Ye Shuo cried and said: Chu Yuxun, if you dare to leave, I will jump down from here. Ye Shuo: Because, because, it is particularly embarrassing to go to the library with the Internet, so I never go to the rain nettle: Didn't you just go there two days ago? Ye Shuo: Oh, that's because there's a terrible secret in the library. I'll tell you when you come here. Do you know that our library looks like a library on the surface, but in fact it's particularly shabby and shabby? Ye Shuo: Well, it's very old, you know? So he is very old, just an ancient tomb. Rain nettle: Whose? Ye Shuo: Sun Quan's Rain Nettle: What are you talking about? Ye Shuo: I don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I won't admit this conversation. Rain nettle: I don't want to admit this conversation either. 17. Rain nettle: Murong Yunhai! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why didn't you tell me when you came back Yunhai: Why should I tell you when I come back? Who are you? 18. Xiaoxin: Beauty, leave a phone number! Rain nettle: 11! Xinxin: Beauty, what's your last name? Rain nettle: How annoying! Xinxin: Is it Hao or Fan? Rain nettle: My name is Chu! ! ! Xinxin: Good surname, so sexy! 19. Ye Shuo: What a tragedy! ! Duanmu: Tragedy ~ ~ 2. Yu Xin: Chocolate means I love you, handkerchief means we will never be apart again, and that song is Miss! 21. Shangguan: Ye Shuo, please write a sick note for me. Ye Shuo: According to xx of the school regulations, I must go to the infirmary to write a sick note. (Shangguan rises to leave) Ye Shuo: Hey, where are you going? Shangguan: I'll write a sick note. Ye Shuo: The school rules also stipulate that since you still have the strength to write a sick note in the infirmary, you still have the strength to attend classes. Shangguan: Tracy, your mother asked you to go home for dinner! ! I'm really sick! ! 22. Rain nettle: I don't want to know how you met and fell in love with Yunhai. I don't want to hear anything about you! 23. Guo Rongrong: A long time ago, there was a fascinating legend on the campus of Aliston. At that time, the sky was blue, the earth was hot, and the air was hot. On the rivers and lakes, there were several beautiful and magical fancy men. They were charming and heroic, walking in Elliston, where they passed, and the heroes lost their souls and the mountains and rivers changed color. People called them H4 24 in awe. Shangguan jumped up and shouted: Long live! Ren Shen always holds the whip high! Any psychiatrist always lets you take medicine! You must climb out of the dog hole in the sea of clouds and run to freedom and the rain nettle. 25. Shangguan: The Milky Way is on the sky, so don't let him meet the rain nettle, otherwise it will be that Mars hits the earth, and the earth will be very angry and the consequences will be very serious! 26. Shangguan: You were bold and unrestrained for a long time in the sea of clouds, but Rain Nettle was so reserved that she couldn't find the direction. When you two met, it was really a question of what the world was like. Only the authorities made a fuss and let us watch it. Finally, her hands were shaking and her tears were flowing. If you want me to say the sea of clouds, you should boldly move forward! 27. Duanmu: Rain nettle and library are the ocean of knowledge and the symbol of people's wisdom, so we must not miss Rain nettle: I know, I will be deducted from my credits, so I will go to class first. Duanmu: Yes, I'm lost. Rain nettle: You won't fool me, will you? I still believe what Shangguan said, Duanmu: I know that there is a lot of pressure to study now, but I can't be anxious. Duanmu: Yes. Anxiety, yes, that's right, anxiety, I'm afraid, I'm afraid of failing, I'm afraid I'll fail the exam, so I beg you to take me to the library. Rain nettle: It's just ahead. Duanmu: Rain nettle, I beg you. 28. The sea of clouds wrote a song for Rain nettle. Shangguan: What staff to take, what Beethoven's students to pretend to be. Ye Shuo: Shangguan, come here, stop that now, he's brewing. After a night of thinking, writing words, composing music, I love her with a smile: then take it out to bask in the sun, applaud the three of them, and then look at the sea of clouds and sing the first paragraph. . . . . . . Ye Shuo: Stop, stop, stop (struggling with Shangguan Khan) Shangguan: If you want us to die, just say it straight: Yes, the sea of clouds, how do you look like Tracy? 29. Shangguan: What is the most important thing for enterprises in the 21st century, quality and the quality of employees? Ye Shuo: Isn't this what your father often tells you? What's wrong? Your father gave you lessons again? Shangguan: No, I was angry with an unqualified employee, ruined my event, and I was broken up. Ye Shuo: Huh? It's so serious. What's the matter? Shangguan: Let me tell you, I went to apologize to Xiaoyu, and then I called him, ordered a bunch of flowers, asked the courier who sent them, and wrote a sentence saying, I regret quarreling with her and said a lot of things that hurt her. I asked the clerk to write, I regret it, comma, I love you. As a result, he wrote a comma less. As a result, he wrote, I regret that I love you. As a result, Xiaoyu broke up with me now. Ye Shuo laughed, Shangguan cried, Shangguan: What are you laughing at? What qualities are these? Never read a book. I didn't know that a comma could kill a person. Ye Shuo: Now you know, why did you go to a bloody case caused by a comma? Shangguan: Go to the study room, write a letter of advice to my dad, and ask him to strengthen the quality education of employees. Ye Shuo: What does this have to do with your dad? It's not flowers from your dad's employees. Shangguan: This is terrible. Think about it. If I take over my dad's company in the future and all my employees are of this quality, I will have to beg under the overpass in the future. No, absolutely not. Absolutely not, definitely not. 3. Shangguan: Women are not jealous. . . Continue: Ye Shuo will climb a sea of clouds: Ye Shuo will climb a tree? 31. Sea of clouds: Even if one day, all the ice in Antarctica melts; Even if one day, the Himalayas become a trench; Even if one day, the rain nettle no longer loves me; Even if this day comes immediately. I will accompany the rain nettle, breathe the air she breathes, bathe in the sunshine she bathes, feel her happiness and sadness, and will never be apart again. 32. Shangguan: hang conan, it's hard to fail. 33. Rain nettle: No matter where you are, I will strive for happiness in my own way! ! ! ! 34. Yunhai: Which tendon is wrong again? Rain nettle: I haven't been right since I met you. 35. Ye Shuo: It doesn't matter, brother-in-law, even if the whole world doesn't help you, my brother-in-law will help you! 36. Xiaoyu: Do you know how to write the word love in love? Above is a change of heart, below is a change of heart. Also, even the English word believe, which believes in this word, hides a lie. 37. Yunhai: Alas, rain nettle, I'll tell you a joke. Look, reviewing is equivalent to failing the subject, right? If you don't review, it's equivalent to failing the subject, and if so, one plus without reviewing is equivalent to not failing the subject. What will it be if you divide these two points? Rain nettle: (shaking his head, I don't know) Yunhai: Oh, that is, reviewing is equivalent to failing the exam. 38. Tracy: A goods are parallel imports or fakes! ~~ 39. Yunhai and the headmaster both said: If anyone dies, he must be crazy first. 4. Rain nettle: Yunhai, why don't the headmaster and Tracy punish me this time? Yunhai: Rain nettle, the one you hit is a liar. Stop. . . . Yunhai: Besides, you are the eldest brother's woman. Duanmu said: We don't fly, we jump. Yunhai: Yes, we use … h4: Jump, jump, jump. 42. Guo Rongrong: The thunder is deep and the bricks are 43. Ye Shuo: The crucial moment of Duanmu is not in the sea of clouds: if he is, he will definitely look at you with a pair of melancholy eyes and then don't say a word. 44. Shangguan: The sea of clouds, who do you think of first when you come back? Yunhai: Of course, you are the official of Shangguan. Shangguan is sad: So I am so unimportant to you. 45. Jiang Yuan: You are basically good except that your language is a little thrilling, your IQ is below average and your reaction is a little slow. 46. Yu Xin: Only the love that you miss is the most beautiful, isn't it? 47. Duanmu: The most important and strongest memory may not be awakened until the end, but it may never be awakened. 48. Jiang Yuan: You like you so much that you will die if you like me! ! ! 49. Shangguan: You are a computer genius. Can't you even open the toilet door? Ye Shuo: Thanks to you, I am a computer genius, but I open the toilet door here. Yunhai: What did you say your name was? Tracy? This name is quite joyful! I don't care whether you like me or not, I like you anyway. And I declare to the world that I just like you. Shangguan shot over the horn and shouted to Xiaoyu: It's a pity that I don't like you at all and I hate it when you shout at me with this horn. Then he dropped the horn on the ground. Shangguan: I know that Chu Yuxun is your idol, but you can't learn from her everywhere. Chu Yuxun is creative, but you are stupid. Stupid, do you understand? Fuck off, rain nettle: Shangguan, you have gone too far. Duanmu: Don't you think you have gone too far, Shangguan; Your position is tilted too fast! 52. Yunhai: You know, I don't care how much blood I shed for you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 53. The sea of clouds: the sea of clouds will never deny the rain nettle. 54. The sea of clouds: the air is suffocating without you-I might as well die without the rain nettle. 55. Guo Rongrong: (around someone) What should I do after indigestion? I have diarrhea. What should I do with loose bowels? I have diarrhea. I have to go to the bathroom. . . What about the bathroom door? It's locked. . . Guess what happened? There's someone inside. . What can someone do? Shangguan Ruiqian was speechless and said, What do you say? Guo Rongrong: I'll knock. Wow, I'll knock. Knock. Knock. . . . Shangguan: (Very speechless. . . . . . . How long will you knock? 56. Rain nettle; Today, I signed the following treaty on behalf of Ms. Chu Yuxun and Mr. Murong Yunhai. 1. Don't be cool with me. 2. Don't make me jealous. 3. If I am wrong, it is also your fault. 4. Don't scold me as a pig. 5. Don't make me wait for 6 when dating. Don't let Chu Yuxun be wronged. 7. If I want to see the sea of clouds, the sea of clouds must appear at the first time. 8. You must absolutely obey my orders. Don't yell at me for 1. Don't lie to me. 11. You must answer all the questions I ask you. 13. Don't make intimate moves with other members of the opposite sex. 14. Never speak ill of me. Don't order me 15 at school, I said you, don't talk back. .............., .............. and .............. 19, if I bite you, please refer to Article 3, 2. I will let you go to the mountain of knives, and you can't go to the sea of clouds for others. Finally finished the rain nettle; There's another one. 21. I can unconditionally change the added terms anytime, anywhere. Yunhai students can raise doubts, but the final interpretation right belongs to Chu Yuxun. Sea of clouds; Rain nettle, you might as well kill me. 57. Shangguan: Let's say I had two dishes at your place yesterday. I ate the first course, and I thought, why is there such a terrible dish in the world? When I ate the second course, I cried at that time, and it really did! 58. Duanmu: Some people only know how to communicate with plants that can't talk, but turn a blind eye to a living person who knows information.
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