Begging China football players to joke.

A group of people are watching the World Cup. Suddenly a woman asked, "Hey, why doesn't China have foreign aid?"

China Football: When I get rich.

Shanghai Shenhua: When I get rich, I will buy big brands every day. If I want to buy alberts, I will buy alberts. If I want to buy C Ronaldo, I will buy two for each position, one as the main player and the other as the backup.

COSCO Shanghai: When I get rich, I will play derby in every game. If I want to win Shenhua, I will win Shenhua. If I want to lose Shenhua, I will lose Shenhua. I will play twice a day, once for the players and once for the fans.

Dalian Shide: When I get rich, I will vigorously develop Shide Department. If I want to merge with Sichuan, I will merge with Liaoning. There are two tasks, one is to release water and the other is to stop water.

Shenzhen Jianlibao: When I have money, I will buy all the returnees. If I want to buy Sun Jihai, I will buy Sun Jihai. If I want to buy Li Tie, I will buy Li Tie. After buying it, I will change two positions, a goalkeeper and a striker.

Shenyang Jinde: When I have money, I will make rectification every day. I will punish whoever I want and destroy whoever I want. There are two ways of punishment, one is to kill with money, and the other is to crush with money.

Liaoning Zhongshun: When I have money, I can choose at home. I want to be in Shenyang, I want to be in Beijing. I want to build two bases, one for training and the other for long grass.

Liaoning Zhongshun (2): When I get rich, I will leave all the stars behind. I want10 million to10 million, and I want 20 million to 20 million. I will pay two salaries, one cash and one shopping voucher.

Yunnan Hongta: When I have money, I will raise the plateau. If I want to climb to 1 10,000 meters, I will climb to 20,000 meters. If I want to raise it to 20,000 meters, I will build two stadiums, one for Hongta team and one for national team.

Sichuan Guancheng: When I have money, I will find out all the old Sichuan. I'm looking for Wei Qun, so I'm looking for Wei Qun. If I want to find Xia Yao, I will find Xia Yao. The lineup is divided into two groups, one is from Sichuan and the other is from Dalian.

Beijing Hyundai: When I get rich, I will pay a lot of money to hire fans. If I want to shout nb, I will shout sb. There are two kinds of slogans, one in Chinese and the other in English.

Tianjin Master Kong: When I get rich, I will be relegated every year. I can kill whoever I want, and I can avoid relegation if I want. I will pay two activity fees, one for the opponent and one for the referee.

Qingdao Belle: When I get rich, I will gamble every day. Whoever wants to win wins, and I can play as many games as I want. A game has two outcomes, one is positive and the other is negative.

Shandong Luneng: When I get rich, I will invite a handsome guy every year. If I want to invite Lippi, I will invite Lippi. If I want to invite Ferguson, I will invite Ferguson. The coach will invite two at a time, hold one and waste one.

Chongqing lifan: When I get rich, I will pay off all the judges. If I want to buy lujun, I will buy lujun. If I want to buy a grandson, I will buy a grandson. One will be awarded a penalty and the other will be sent off with a red card.

Bayi Zhenbang: When I get rich, I'll just name it. If I want to call it Zhenbang, I'll call it Zhenbang. If I want to call it Bangzhen, I will register two names, a scientific name and a birth name.

Shaanxi national strength: when I have money, the manager and coach will change at will. If I want to go to Wang Change Po, I will go to Wang Change Po. If I want to change Carlos, I will change Carlos. There are two kinds of managers, one is management, and the other is being scolded.

National team: When I get rich, I will warm up with strong teams every day. If I want to invite Brazil, I will invite Real Madrid. I will play twice a day, train once and play once.

Olympic team: When I have money, I will send all my players abroad. If I want to go to Real Madrid, I will go to Manchester United. I will go in two teams, one to pick up the ball and the other to watch the door.

Women's football: when I have money, I go shopping every day. I want to buy jerseys, and I want to buy sneakers. There are two sets of jerseys, one for competition and one for home use.

Referee: When I have money, I will buy two teams. If I want to draw a yellow card, I will draw a red card. I can play two whistles, a red whistle and a black whistle.