Please give me some jingles for Doby brides.

Tiger dating online turtle girl. When I met her, I reached out and touched her head: "Hey? This Dongdong looks really good! What are you? " Gui Meimei shrank back quickly. The next day, the tiger touched her leg again, and Miss Tortoise drew it back. On the third day, the tiger touched her tail again, and Miss Tortoise drew it back again. On the fourth day, as soon as the tiger stretched out its claws, the tortoise saved its head and limbs and said angrily, "Eldest brother, you can kill the gentleman, but you can't humiliate me. I would rather be eaten by you than sexually harassed! " "

Lamb Kebabs

Sheep feed, hunters shoot. After killing, send it to the hotel. The cook chopped up the sheep and put them in the refrigerator for freezing. Take it the next day and string it with bamboo sticks. That night, put it on the barbed wire and bake it on the fire. Mutton block crying on barbed wire: ho ho ... who said the net was fake? This time is really terrible!

Internet cafe/bar

The wife calls her husband: "Where are you? Internet cafe? Why are you in the Internet cafe again? Why are you always in the Internet cafe? What is the homonym of Internet cafes and where do you go every day? "

Ugly ... vomiting.

A wasp flew back angrily and shouted at his mother, "Mom, am I ugly?" Mother wasp: "handsome boy, what's the matter?" Bumblebee: "I just went to see the netizen chrysanthemum, too small to bloom!" " ! But when I get close to her, the flower bones bloom and frequently spit out nectar. "

antithetical couplet

My girlfriend and I found an Internet cafe and an antique flat door, and found couplets on the wall. The first part is-it's pleasant to sit for a while. The bottom line is-shallow singing, like a fairy. The girlfriend asked, "Is this karaoke or an Internet cafe?" I looked up at the horizontal batch-public toilets.

In a high school, a teacher is biased against our class. As soon as he comes to our class, he will give a lecture to the whole class, so the whole class unanimously agrees that as long as the teacher's class is the last class in the morning, the whole class will punish him. As soon as the bell rang, half the class went to buy food and the rest took turns asking questions. When the first half comes back from dinner, the whole class shifts to continue asking questions, and the other half goes to eat. Poor teacher, he will have to eat instant noodles soon.

Second, we are an older teacher, whose eyes are extremely short-sighted. We are very strict with her and are not allowed to be late. As a result, the last classmate was late and slipped in through the back door. Unfortunately, the teacher found out. When he sat down, the teacher strode towards him and everyone looked at him in fear. The teacher angrily asked another classmate sitting in front of him, why are you late?

3. In junior high school, a new political teacher, female, just graduated, looks very beautiful. She sat on the platform and invigilated. Several boys behind us were lying on the table, not answering the papers, and looked at her straight. The teacher soon turned red and began to look down at the newspaper, so we began to copy at random.

The Chinese teacher in Grade Four and Grade Three told us about poetry and Liu Yong's Lin Yuling: holding hands, staring with tears, speechless and choking. The teacher asked: What do you think is the relationship between these two people? Everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer. The teacher said indignantly, of course, these two people are lovers, but the teacher actually said they were friends. That's bullshit！ This is what friends should do.

I remember when I was in primary school, a buddy fought with others in class and was caught by the teacher. Please give a lecture in the office after class. Out of sympathy, I waited on the windowsill. I saw the teacher (a 40-year-old female teacher) kindly helped him adjust his clothes and put on the red scarf again. Just when we lamented her kindness, she gave the buddy a slap in the face with a bang, and suddenly we all collapsed! ? It turns out that this is called "reasoning first, then fighting"!

Six schools in my junior high school are fighting, even the teachers are no exception. Once, the Chinese teacher in our class and the head teacher in another class started to punish a classmate. The students of the two classes helped each other on both sides and kept shouting "Come on".

There is a history teacher in the seventh high school. He is a very strong old man and a maverick. In autumn, we went to physical education class to wear long pants, and the old man came out to play basketball with us in ultra-thin short-sleeved T-shirts. We boys are very impressed. The next day he had a history class, and other teachers took his place. I heard that the old man caught a cold.

The drunkest time I drank, I came out of a pub and wanted to buy some fruit. The boss just smiled at me and ignored me. When I was in a hurry, I wanted to argue with my boss. I fell down and I don't remember anything. When I woke up the next morning, I found myself naked and lying in the quilt. It turned out that I threw up all over myself yesterday. I didn't even know my classmates pulled me out. He also said that I was too arrogant yesterday and took two oranges without giving money. Unfortunately, I don't remember anything!