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Korea trip: It's cold but not frozen this winter.

This year's confusion, poverty and illness are enough to crush a person whose mind is not mature enough, and that is me. It was a difficult year, which ended with going to South Korea to accept the colder wind.

However, anyone who still has some coins in his pocket will never choose South Korea, which is colder than Shanghai. I am not afraid of jokes. I've always wanted to go to Dubai, where arachis duranensis is full of princes. What a wonderful thing it is to fantasize about being surrounded by beaches, oceans, golden mansions and beautiful cars when you can't afford the electricity bill. I have even begun to screen out the glamorous, pure, noble and elegant dresses and accessories that I bought in large quantities under my economic conditions. Everyone booked a trip to Dubai by phone.

My trip should be like this:

However, the fact is that when I made an appointment a few hours after the trip, the pressure inside me was indescribable, and then I instinctively poked my calculator to calculate a trip to a country where eagles flew first class, so the moment when the trip ended was the moment when I declared bankruptcy. I sent a message to my best friend. When she learned about my savings, she calmly wrote, "You'd better stay at home and don't go anywhere!" " However, in a rare holiday that allows me to go out, and I have not been abroad for a whole unlucky year. Although poverty and illness are compounded, people should at least pursue something and pursue their most instinctive desires. So, I canceled my trip to Dubai and booked the original trip to South Korea. This city is really the coldest season in Korea, and it has traveled the most in the least time. It tells everyone loudly with its price that this is the most authentic cheap shopping group. 4 nights and 5 days, South Korea's three major economic groups (Daegu, Busan and Seoul) only need 1249 yuan. Look at the price, what's cold to MINUS 14 degrees, what's spicy cabbage for three meals a day, what's in the car for half a day … all these will become clouds.

So, I embarked on a journey of cold resistance without hesitation.

The real version is like this:

When I found that there were hundreds of people in this group, which were divided into three groups in the dark, I suddenly felt a lot warmer inside, and I didn't seem so poor. After all, my consumption level is still close to the mainstream crowd.

Closer to home, this is a hard journey as the name implies, because the price determines the grade, but it's not that bad for me. After all, the four-night stay was not bad, except for the last night, the bustling old Samsung hotel was really flattering. How to describe it? It's big but old. It is located in the bustling red light district. Although it may be clean, it always looks dirty and makes people think. Poor sound insulation is also one of the many problems in this old hotel.

Of course, the reason why the hotel in Daegu was good on the first night was comparable to the domestic four-star hotel, mainly because it was remote and dark outside the hotel. Only after walking 7800 meters can you catch a glimpse of the only 7- 1 1 convenience store across the road in the guide's mouth. Because I fly t'way, which seems to be our Spring Airlines. It only provides hot and cold white water, and everything else needs to be paid. So the first meal in Korea is instant noodles, spicy cabbage, banana milk in the middle of the night. These are famous Korean cuisines, but the three beautiful women I just met in the group are thrifty people, and we unanimously chose the cheapest instant noodles on the shelf. As for spicy Lamian Noodles, let's have a look. After all, a can of spicy Lamian Noodles can buy two cans of cheap instant noodles! Children from poor families should be saved. When paying the bill, we found that the night clerk with a calm surface and a fiery heart was actually a pure China guy. From his conversation with us, we learned two important messages: 1. This place is remote and close to his school, so we have to go to the city to eat food stalls in Korean dramas. It will be more cost-effective to exchange Korean won in major banks in Korea. Therefore, I always like to visit the supermarket and always get some useful information, provided that communication is barrier-free.

Well, it is very important for you to have a pleasant trip, and the original intention of this trip to South Korea is to travel alone and experience feelings that you have never experienced before, but maybe a person alone is particularly easily inspired by the most primitive survival instinct, so I found that my adaptability was particularly strong in those days and I was absolutely able to make ends meet. In fact, I met several friends who could have a big drink and talk about life during a trip. The harvest of travel is not only the scenery along the way, but also the people and things around you, which can benefit a lot.

If you ask me about my trip to Korea, I think I will always remember that I embarked on a trip to Korea before the 20th/KLOC-0th/6th lunar month, which was the poorest and most embarrassing time for me. In order to change my mood, I met several like-minded girls there, who were equally confused and sighed.

Well, after all this verbosity, I will have a good running account:

South Korea's land area is similar to that of Zhejiang Province in China, and it is accompanied by spicy cabbage, spicy cucumber and team pot all year round. It is particularly cold in winter, but there is floor heating at home, so it is particularly warm and not dry. It seems that the floor heating is great. So let me think about where I went and set up a national park for Bagongshan Road on the first day. Because it is winter, it is basically a great sense of pallor. As long as it's not windy, I can stand the cold of minus ten degrees in Korea. The parks, temples and even palaces that make people feel unattainable in South China are really too humble in our eyes. After all, as the local director said, in ancient Korea, it was necessary to pay tribute to China. Oh, how can my little brother surpass his mobile phone in food, clothing, housing and transportation? So that's why China people regard South Korea as not delicious or fun, and it is only suitable for buy buy to buy. Then it took five or six hours to drive all the way from Daegu to nanshan park+Seoul Tower+Aegean Lock Wall, the location of the famous Korean drama You from the Stars. In fact, this is just a scenic spot. The reason why the travel agency is so clever is to give tourists an illusion that I can go to many scenic spots. Well, comfort yourself again, price determines quality. This price can't even buy a plane ticket to Hainan Island, and even the generation going to Jiangsu and Zhejiang is more than this. Think about it, there is still a little joy in making cheap money. The park is built on the top of the mountain, overlooking Seoul. The air is excellent, and of course it is extremely cold. As for the tower, we had to pay extra, so we looked up outside, took many Olympic-style single and group photos, and chatted with a handsome foreigner. He traveled alone and enjoyed it. The love lock wall is actually the railing on the edge of the park, where there are not many locks hanging. There are several shops selling Korean cosmetics and skin care products, such as coffee, ice cream, hot dog shops and souvenir shops, which are very attractive. I have a must-buy list, refrigerator stickers and postcards. I feel that my two sisters who travel with me are very similar to me. They must have done their homework before buying big items, but they like these little things very much. They always think it's good to go out for a walk, eat, drink, go shopping and have fun.

Tips: Pay attention to buying refrigerator stickers. Every city will have a refrigerator that belongs to the image of the city. If you don't care about quality and only care about price advantage, you can go to major open-air markets, but the general quality is not flattering. There must be refrigerator stickers in the tourist memorial supermarket, and the quality and price will be better and more expensive than the former. But if you don't have enough time to go to the market or miss the souvenir supermarket, don't miss the shops in the airport again. Generally, all kinds of cigarettes, alcohol, cosmetics, newspapers, magazines and souvenirs are sold at major airports, and the price of souvenirs is generally high. Of course, the exquisiteness of things is incomparable elsewhere. I still remember that I bought a wooden refrigerator at the international airport in Phnom Penh, the Cambodian capital, and the price was equivalent to 40 yuan RMB, while I bought five or six stones at the largest market in Phnom Penh for 10 RMB.

Unfortunately, the travel agency finally canceled the self-funded skiing project, and instead spent 350 yuan RMB to visit Gyeongbokgung Palace in Seoul, Myeongdong and the Korean barbecue buffet in the evening, but it was really unsatisfactory, and it was only to the extent of mending the problem.

Tips: Here is a common sense. Myeongdong means the concept of our street, so Myeongdong is not a unique place name in Seoul. For example, hammer mountain, hammer mountain also has open holes.

In addition, along the way, you can find that all modern high-rise apartments are marked with Arabic numerals, which is actually the ranking of the first houses built by Korean real estate companies.

Everyone is familiar with the East Gate, which is famous for its fashion orientation in Southeast Asia. It's already past 7 o'clock in the evening. Standing on the side of the road and looking at the surrounding tall buildings, I still feel very tall. There are about five or six tall buildings here, of which DOOTA is the most famous and expensive. There is also a coffe bean on the second floor, which specializes in selling street brands designed by young independent Korean designers. The quality is good, but the price is too expensive compared with the low-priced clothes in Korea. After we bought four cups of hot chocolate at coffe bean, we went to a building selling cheap clothes on its right, and suddenly felt that the pattern was like a building selling clothes on Qipu Road in Shanghai. I spent a short hour there buying a pair of underwear from 25 yuan, a pair of gray pants with good quality 150 yuan and a long brown sweater suitable for home clothes, as long as 150 yuan. The overall price is ok. Of course, it may be difficult to bargain because of rising prices or too many domestic tourists, and the price is not as cheap as everyone said before.

Compared with the atmosphere of Myeongdong in Seoul, Myeongdong in Busan is more like a pedestrian street. The tour guide said that the price of clothes in Myeongdong, Busan is more affordable than that in Seoul, because most of the clothes in Seoul are bought here. But when I was talking to a shopkeeper in Myeongdong, Busan, the handsome guy said the opposite of what the tour guide said. Anyway, consider it a trade secret! Off-topic, I accidentally ran into junior high school alumni in Myeongdong, Busan. Of course, he was a Korean student studying in China, then studying in the International Department. Naturally, we are just old school friends who have never met.

If you want to buy Hanbok or quality quilts, or aunt's underpants and cotton-padded jackets, you can go to the Guangzang market, where there are many seafood shops and snack bars. However, it must be said that the famous Korean snack, spicy fried rice cake, is not as delicious as the Korean restaurant in China. You can see it in all the streets, but the taste is soft at both ends, and it doesn't seem to burn through in the middle. It's very hard, but the overall taste is not good.

There is also Zagachi seafood market, Haidong Dragon Palace+Yuntai. Unfortunately, I didn't go to the seafood market, but spent all my time shopping. As for the Dragon Palace Temple and Yuntai, they also belong to a scenic spot. It is worth mentioning that there are many vendors on both sides of the road leading to the seaside, selling all kinds of conch, kelp, snacks and souvenirs. The four of us bought fried rice cakes and roasted chestnuts in partnership. The cake is not big, so it is packed in disposable paper cups. They are hot and sweet, and we can eat melon seeds. It is still very satisfying to come to the seaside in South Korea in winter. The price is 1000 won+1 cake and 2000 won +3 cakes. As for roasted chestnuts, the taste is really dry and the price is not very cheap. A pack of chestnuts costs 5000 won.

Let's talk about dinner. In fact, as long as every meal is a traditional Korean restaurant, there will be several cups and a plastic bucket of ice water next to the table. But if you have a China stomach like me, and you have to drink hot water to be comfortable, there will always be a boiling water machine standing not far away.

Anyway, this team let me taste ginseng chicken rice, team pot, bibimbap and Han's barbecue. But no matter what you eat, spicy cabbage, spicy cucumber and spicy bean sprouts are always indispensable. Last night, the four of us searched for the famous fried chicken and noodles with sauce in the red light district. There is a kind of food that must be eaten. Generally speaking, fried chicken is rich and delicious. Even if it is not worthy of beer, it is excellent to put sprite on it. It is enough for four people to order one. A fried chicken and a bottle of Sprite for four are only 9 100 won. Moreover, Zhajiang noodles are not expensive, just two or three thousand won. First of all, I have to mention the hardships of finding good food all the way. Without knowing how to translate Zhajiang noodles, we spoke a lot of English to passers-by and the clerk of fried chicken shop, and we had no idea at all. Finally, WeChat, a little girl in the same trade, asked her Korean classmates. As a result, Han Wenzhong's pronunciation of Zhajiang noodles is very similar to Chinese, and she also reads Zhajiang noodles. Suddenly, everyone thinks that APP software is out of fashion, because even Koreans can't understand it.

The key to the cheapness of this trip is that you entered and exited Daegu Airport instead of Seoul Airport, which was rated as a five-star airport by Global Travel magazine. But Daegu Airport should have duty-free shops, tax refund agencies and pick-up areas for major duty-free shops, but the airport is really small.

Tips: Shopping guide: Everyone goes to Korea to buy for buy buy, especially relatives who have been to Korea before. Except some people who specialize in purchasing for a living, most friends also buy a lot of clothes. Local cosmetics are even luxury brands in Europe and America. Who is so expensive in China? Actually, you don't have to take all the cosmetics to the duty-free shop. For example, there will be a shop in Myeongdong, Seoul under the brand of Nature Paradise, where there will be many activities. If you are lucky, you can get one for free and then give a gift set. Finally, you can enjoy the tax refund service. It's half cheaper than duty-free shops.

Generally speaking, for me, it is enough for a country and a city to feel. There is no special reason why I won't spend money to go where I have set foot. After all, the world is big, my wallet is small, I have traveled all over the world and experienced the global culture. This is my interpretation of travel.