Super funny sentences that make people laugh out loud

1. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People’s Square, and bringing a pack of tissues to school is like handing out flyers in the city square.

2. "Can you lend me some money?" "Get out of here!" "Can we be more civilized?" "Get out of here, baby cow!" "……..."

3. "What's the most crowded bus you've ever been on?" "You were just passing by the bus but got squeezed into it."

4. Dad, Mom, be calm during parent-teacher meetings and be patient. Calmly face the teacher's instigation of a relationship between you and me. I am your biological child! Do you believe me or him?

5. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, it will be over in one go. I earn hundreds of millions, but if I fail, my two dollars will be wasted.

6. We have such a good relationship, and you take care of me so much, so be it. Whether you are a cow or a horse in the next life - I will pull grass for you to eat.

7. Mathematics is so boring that you have to prove a triangle, and you have to set x when buying food.

8. If you have any difficulties, just tell me. I can’t help you anyway.

9. There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a barbecue. If so, then two meals.

10. Elementary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes notebooks, high school consumes brains, and university consumes data.

11. Anyone who has my WeChat ID can use my WeChat ID to go to the nearby supermarket to receive three boxes of Anmuxi, three boxes of Wangzai and a gift pack of snacks. The way to get it is relatively simple, just pick it up and run without stopping!

12. Other sisters don’t understand anything. You say they are innocent and cute. I don’t understand anything. You say I’m from the countryside. .

13. Some people say that I am poor. I laugh. Are you not talking nonsense?

14. I quite like making up my life with strangers. Today the Didi driver asked What do I do? I said I just came out of prison, but he stopped talking

15. I heard it rained in your city and I was worried. Did you bring an umbrella? If so, The rain fell in vain.

16. Others say that repeated words are particularly cute, but I don’t know if it’s true. Let me try: Lin Youyou.

17. It’s normal for me not to post on Moments. Have you seen any celebrities who are open every day?

18. People can do anything when they are in a hurry, except mathematics.

19. You must stay up late quietly, stay up until the Mediterranean, and then blind everyone.

20. Orange juice containing 3% is called orange juice. Why can’t it be me if there is 3% of me in my photo?