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A humorous and flattering wisecracking man
1. When a man does something, one equals one, and two equals two. When a woman does something, one plus two equals five.
2. Mature men are the guardians of wheat fields. Look closely! It is the dream of tulip fields, so be drunk with it!
3. A smooth and white face, with sharp edges and corners. He is cold and handsome; his deep black eyes are full of charming color; his thick eyebrows, high nose, and beautiful lip shape all express nobility and elegance.
4. He was working there quietly, bending his stout waist. The not-so-handsome face was now completely filled with seriousness.
5. The man at this time is very serious and has a moment of childishness, which will arouse tender desire.
6. It is right for a man not to shed tears easily. But the next part of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.
7. The road to a man’s heart must pass through the bottleneck of a man’s self-esteem. You know, flattery can make you invincible in the world, and of course it is also the best way to deal with men.
8. Go to the streets with me during the holidays. Maybe you won’t buy anything, but I want us to walk together and let others know how much we love each other.
9. A good man must have perseverance. He should not be crazy in good times and not panic in adversity. He should block the wind when it comes and carry it when the sky falls.
10. Every successful person has a beginning. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.
11. I think there are more sad men than women. Women love their first love, while men love their last.
12. A man who has the ability to raise his wife into a tigress shows that he is confident.
13. This man is handsome and full of masculinity.
14. Only a mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.
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