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Complete works of interesting Chinese classroom stories in primary schools
Interesting China Story: Poetry
Legend has it that at the end of Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi invited a famous calligrapher to write poems for her fans. Liangzhou Ci written by Wang Zhihuan, a calligrapher in Tang Dynasty;
The Yellow River is far above the white clouds.
Wan Ren is an isolated city.
Why should a strong brother complain about willow?
The spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.
Due to negligence, the calligrapher forgot to write? Between? Words. Cixi was furious and wanted to kill him. Calligraphers use their quick wits to explain quickly:? Calm down, Lafayette. This is a poem written by Wang Zhihuan. ? And break the sentence on the spot and read it to Cixi. The Yellow River is far away, with white clouds around it, and Wan Ren Mountain is an isolated city. Why are you complaining about Johnny? Willow spring breeze, not Yumen Pass. ?
Hearing this, Cixi turned anger into joy and even called it wonderful.
Interesting China story: Wan? Words and pictures
I'll tell you a joke: once upon a time, there was a rich man who hired a private school teacher for his son. Did the son learn? One, two, three? Haven't learned yet? Four? I thought I could do anything. The rich man listened to his son and knew everything, so he resigned his husband.
One day, someone asked the rich man's son to write an invitation. His son shut himself in his room and didn't finish writing for a long time. The rich man was puzzled and pushed the door into the house, only to see his sons slapping their shoulders one by one. The rich man asked his son, What are you doing? The son said grumpily:? What's this man's last name? He is partial to Wan. I have only finished more than 500 paintings since this morning. ?
Students may disdain to listen to such an old joke, I just want to use it to attract the teacher's attention. Everyone knows,? Wan? Chinese characters can't be 10 thousand paintings, which is basic common sense, because a square can't hold so many strokes. But which Chinese character has the most strokes? Is there a limit to the number of the same strokes or word-building elements in Chinese characters?
[Teacher explains]
This is a traditional joke, of course, this is just a joke. However, Sun's question is very good. It's really hard to answer which Chinese character has the most strokes. What can be found in Modern Chinese Dictionary and Cihai? Hey? The largest number of strokes, 36 paintings.
It is really an interesting question to talk about the number limit of the same stroke or component in Chinese characters. Chinese characters have certain regularity in the overlapping use of strokes. Cross painting? One? Draw a word? Two? The word "two pictures"? Three? Three calligraphy and painting, in Oracle Bone Inscriptions? Four? Just four paintings, writing? ; The same is true of vertical paintings, such as? 10、20、30、40? Write separately? Ten, twenty, thirty,? And then what? Five? Or? Fifty? Then there is no analogy. The same stroke in other Chinese characters is also limited to three repetitions (that is, four identical strokes), such as? Worship, dancing, concentration, nothing? Wait, what are the last two words? Double four? Modeling.
The centralized use of word-building components is also based on? Four? Limited, such as? Bad, bad, bad, bad? Wait a minute. There is such an interesting picture of analyzing characters:
The four ports are the same as the figure, and the inner port belongs to the outer port tube;
Five people hold umbrellas, and the villain is covered by adults.
? Figure? 、? Umbrella? What is the difference? Figure? And then what? Umbrella? Traditional Chinese characters, among which? Umbrella? There are five people in the room, but this is one big and four small, not five people? People? Tied.
? No? 、? Leek? Although it is six horizontal, it belongs to both sides.
Interesting China Story: Birds? With what? Huh?
Life begins with literacy and confusion! My neighbor's little brother just started studying. When did you meet him? Bird? When he was a child, he asked his father curiously, Birds? Does the word point (3) mean eyes? Dad said yes and told him that some strokes of Chinese characters are symbolic. Like what? Rain? Dots of words represent raindrops; ? Latch? Horizontal characters indicate plugs; ? Mountain? Does the word vertical mean a mountain rising from the ground?
Later, he saw one? Huh? Words. He confidently said to everyone: this? Huh? Must be a blind bird! What our neighbor's little brother said amused us all.
Dad told him:? Huh? With what? Bird? It's all hieroglyphics Huh? It's also a bird's name, which is crow. There is an idiom called? Love me, love my dog? ,? Huh? Which is the crow. The crow's head is black, so it can't be seen clearly. From this,? Huh? This also leads to another meaning: black.
If the little brother thinks, he nods again and again.
[Teacher explains]
Because of pictographic or referential reasons, many strokes of Chinese characters show the meaning of symbolizing entities. Point, horizontal and vertical are the most important strokes of structural Chinese characters, and their symbolic meaning is also very clear. For example:
Point:? Bird? The dot of the word indicates clear eyes; ? Eggs? The dot of the word represents egg yolk protein; ? Status? The dot of the word represents the land above the water surface; ? Gan? The dot of the word indicates food; ? Dan. The dot of the word represents cinnabar; ? Blade? The dot of the word indicates where the blade is; ? Lord? The dot of the word represents the flame; ? Yan? The dot of the word indicates the tail; ? Bear? The dot of the word indicates the foot; ? Photos? Does the dot of this word mean fire?
h:? Rain? The horizontal line represents the sky; ? Standing? The horizontal representation of the word; ? Dan. The horizontal line represents the horizon; ? Put it out? The horizontal symbol means something that covers the fire; ? Ben. The horizontal line below the word indicates the root of the tree; ? Isn't it? The horizontal line above the word indicates where the treetops are.
Vertical: Quote? The vertical character means to open the bow; ? By who? The vertical line of the word indicates the way into the field; ? Answer? The vertical of the word indicates the bud of seed germination; ? Pass? The vertical in the middle of the word represents the water flow, and the vertical on both sides represents the shore; ? Tian? The horizontal and vertical lines in the middle of the word represent fields?
Interesting China story: Who is the champion?
The battle report of a football match wrote:? As a result of this fierce football match, Shandong team was defeated and Beijing team won the championship. ?
The first man looked at it and said that the Shandong team had won the football match. What did the newspaper say? As a result of this fierce football match, Shandong team defeated Beijing team and won the championship. ?
The other person disagreed, and it was clearly written in the battle report:? As a result of this fierce football match, Shandong team was defeated and Beijing team won the championship. ?
Interesting China story: the shortest letter in the world
After Hugo, a famous French writer, sent the manuscript of Les Miserables to the publishing house, it was not published for some time. So I sent a letter to the publishing house, which only wrote: Hugo. ?
Soon, he received a reply from the publishing house, with only: ! ? Editorial department ?
It wasn't long before Les Miserables, which caused a sensation in the world, met its readers.
This letter is called. The shortest letter in the world. ?
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