Homophonic story

Homophonic is a Chinese vocabulary, pronounced as Xiéyιn, which means to replace the original words with homophones or homophones to produce interesting figures of speech. The following is my collection of homophonic stories, hoping to help everyone.

Homophonic story 1 There was a farmer who was very poor.

Once, he went to sell vegetables, hoping to make some money, so he changed the price of vegetables a lot. Someone likes to be greedy and cheap, so he bought more than ten kilograms of vegetables (the farmer actually gave only five kilograms) and said to him, "This dish is really cheap! That's very kind of you! " The farmer said to him, "I'm flattered." "Jam? What do you mean? Are you scolding me? " The man argued that he didn't listen to a farmer's argument, but turned around and took the money he had just given to the farmer and returned the food to the farmer. In this way, the farmer's business went from bad to worse, and finally he died because he had no money to treat the disease.

Homophonic story 2 When Wang Xizhi was a satrap, he received a letter from a villager saying that a squire used a small piece of wasteland to let him bury his father, stating that he only wanted "a pot" of wine, but later insisted on "a lake" of wine. Wang Xizhi went to visit the squire's home. The squire heard his name and wanted Mo Bao, so he treated him warmly. Wang Xizhi wrote a biography of Le Yi for him. The squire was overjoyed and asked him what gift he would give in return. Wang Xizhi said, "It's just a live goose". Taigong immediately picked up a live goose and sent it to the mansion, but Wang Xizhi's face fell and said, "It was said to be a river goose at that time. Why did you only send one? " It turns out that the local dialect "live" and "river" are homophonic. The squire quickly argued, "My Lord, geese are counted by four, never by rivers!" " With a sneer, Wang Xizhi took out a complaint from a villager and said, "Since only geese are counted, can the wine be counted by the lake?" The squire was wrong and had to admit his mistake.

One day, after breakfast, the arrogant scholar shook a folding fan and rushed to the road. In this way, while walking and watching, several "good poems" slipped out of his mouth from time to time. When passers-by saw his posture, they really thought he was educated and eloquent.

Turning a corner, he saw a loquat tree on both sides. This guy was so excited about poetry that he casually recited, "There are a batch of loquats and two branches by the road." Then I kept saying "hmm" and it was gone. Ouyang Xiu, who was walking through this place, saw the funny appearance of the scholar scratching his head, so he wanted to continue a few words for him and do him a favor. He said, "Before Huang Jinguo, open Bai Yuhua first." Hearing someone talking behind him, the scholar turned around and asked in surprise, "Can your brother write poetry?" Ouyang Xiu smiled, didn't say yes, didn't say no, talked a few words, and the scholar felt that this person was still a little talented. He just wanted to be a companion on the road and invited him to visit Ouyang Xiu together.

They were walking together when a sudden gust of wind blew, and a pile of dirt on the side of the road was blown to raise a cloud of dust. The scholar fanned his eyes with a fan and said, "Look at a pile of ash from a distance, and look at a pile of ash from a distance." Then I didn't send any more text messages, just "mm-hmm" and kept shaking the fan. Ouyang Xiu looked at the scholar and said, "There was a gust of wind and it snowed all over the sky." Hearing this, the scholar quickly said, "Yes, yes, that's what I want to write."

In the blink of an eye, I soon came to the river. A flock of geese have just been driven into the river, making a "quack" cry. The scholar came to see Shihang again: "A flock of geese on the shore were driven into the river." Of course, there is still no following this time. Or Ouyang Xiu continued the two poems of "white hair floating green water, red palm clearing waves" for him.

They boarded the boat on the shore, and before they sat down, the scholar shook his head again and said, "We both boarded the boat to visit Ouyang Xiu." Ouyang Xiu fully understood the great poet's skill and immediately sent two sentences: "I know you, but you are not ashamed." Ouyang Xiu skillfully used the homonym of "show" and "shame" in his name to satirize this ignorant and pretentious "great poet" without showing any trace.

Legend has it that a guest stayed in an inn and one hundred and twenty pieces of silver disappeared. He lives in a single room, and according to various indications, it is certain that the shopkeeper stole it. So he went to the county government to complain, but the shopkeeper refused to admit it.

The county magistrate of this county is very clever. He thought for a while, quietly asked the shopkeeper to reach out and write a word "win" on his palm with a pen, saying, "Go down the steps and bask in the sun. If the word is still there for a long time, you will win the lawsuit. "

Then, the county magistrate asked someone to bring the proprietress here. The proprietress was puzzled when she saw her husband reaching out and sunbathing under the steps. The county magistrate said to the proprietress, "Your husband has admitted stealing money and asked your teacher to hand it over." Hearing this, the proprietress hesitated and dared not ask her husband.

Just then, the county magistrate suddenly shouted to the boss under the steps: "Do you still have the word' win' in your hand?" The boss repeatedly replied: "Yes! Yes! " Because the word "win" is close to the word "silver", the guilty proprietress didn't hear it clearly. She thought that her husband really admitted that the "silver" was still there, so she had to hand over the guest's hundred taels of silver.

In ancient times, there was a joke that a man donated money to see his boss for a job. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Q: "What about the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots."

Donate a class to answer irrelevant questions. The boss got angry and shouted, "Bastard, I asked Li Shu." The classroom donors trembled with fear and quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but few fruits." The boss patted the table with a smile and shouted, "I didn't ask pears and apricots, I asked Wang!" " "

Donate classes and quickly stand up and say, "My humble nickname is dog." The boss was so ridiculous that he shook his head again and again: "Dog, dog, you are really a dog!" " "

Homophonic story 6 In the late Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and cicadas suddenly sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still singing.

Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away.

Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he disqualified Zhang for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitating because the car shop didn't have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess with it. Not bad! "

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit the car, but as soon as he got out of the car, he left in despair. It turns out that the license plate of this car is 44944.

Homophonic story 8 elder sister didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?"

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you want."

"What do you say?"

"What do you want to do?"

"What do you usually do here?"

"Why don't I help you?"

"Very good."

I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on the rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and spoons in the other, and stirring them with several brushes. Then he said to his buddy, "Sir, you can eat."

The buddy stared at the plate for a long time without saying anything, and another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him.

The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he eats and drinks.

The young lady looked at it and said, "Sir, this should be dipped."

The elder brothers looked puzzled at the young lady and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again.

The young lady hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?"

"ah? No. "

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy sat down and muttered, looking at everyone, lost. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.