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I think the lines of conquering the king of Candal when the three kings can drink in Destiny Zero are quite classic.

1, "Legend has it that the Holy Grail is destined to be acquired by a person who is commensurate with it, and this battle of Dongmu is a ceremony to select this person, but if it is only the Holy Grail that needs to be seen clearly, there is no need to bleed at all. As long as heroes can be impressed by each other's abilities, they will naturally find the answer. "

The heavy golden bottle contains colorless and transparent liquid. "Take a good look and recognize what is the king's wine."

3. "Don't judge me by the standards of illegitimate children. My total wealth has long been beyond my knowledge, but since it is a treasure, it is of course my treasure. If you want to keep it for yourself, the thief is too bold. "

I promulgated it as a king, and I made laws. If you break the law, I will punish you. There is no room for discussion.

5. "Hello, King Arthur. You just said that you want to change your destiny, just to pay for the past history? "

6. "The so-called king should naturally stand up and fight for the prosperity of the kingdom he rules."

7. If this is the result of my choice and the life-long struggle of my subjects, then destruction is also an act of God. I will be sad and cry for it, but I will never regret it.

8. Only military commanders will praise the glorious death! What's the point if you can't protect the weak?

9. "This world, this landscape can exist in this world precisely because it is the image of all of us! You see, that's the legion in my westward journey. "

10, "He who is admired by thousands of warriors and stands like a road sign can be king!