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Why do cows die before sheep? And the pig laughed.

There is a race between oxen and sheep children's shoes. It is stipulated that if the sheep and sheep's children's shoes can outrun the ox and ox's children's shoes, the second place in the zodiac will be given to the sheep and sheep's children's shoes. As a result, the ox and cow's children's shoes accidentally underestimated the enemy. Sheep and sheep Children's Shoes ran first place proudly, Niu Niu's Children's Shoes felt deeply hit, and ran away to see God. Sheep and Sheep were overjoyed and prepared to replace him, but after discussion, the Forest Committee unanimously agreed that Niu and Niu had sacrificed their lives heroically to defend their position in the zodiac, and decided to grant Niu and Niu's son, Maverick, the second position in the zodiac, which is to be passed down from generation to generation. Sheep Yang was furious and jumped on the committee with its little hooves, causing some torture. During this period, it accidentally hit Piggy, who was going to do something, and was seriously injured. He died after being rescued. As Zhuzhu Children's Shoes was dying, the leaders of the committee asked him what his last wish was. Zhuzhu Children's Shoes asked for the same treatment as Niu Niu Children's Shoes. In order to let Zhuzhu Children's Shoes go with peace of mind, the committee director's aunt showed her kindness and decided to give Piggy Children's Shoes' Niuniu Zhu Meimei the hereditary zodiac position. Zhuzhu Children's Shoes left with a smile...