English funny drama script

Narrator): A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people tried to show the crazy history in a crazy way. Mr Jing Ke, the most famous swordsman, was sent to assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of Qing Dynasty. But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth.

Action one

Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful man in the world? (voiceover: It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Taizi Dan is happy) thanks to U mirror! (Facing the audience) I am Prince Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jewelry expert, and I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. I was scared. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Where is my minister?

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'm coming.

Taizi Dan: I hold you again and again. You should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest Taizi Dan"!

Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Zheng.

Prince: Oh yeah ~ ~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! Then pat Sam on the shoulder and make a commendation. But who is the right person?

Three: After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jinke. Tomorrow they will be the world'sno. 1 killer PK

Prince: OK, let me see the winner as soon as possible, OK?

Three: Yes.

Action 2

(Andy Lau in house of flying daggers &; Takeshi Kaneshiro Duel Music)

Jing ke

Are you Li Mochou?

li mo chou

Yes

Jing ke

All right. I'm Jing Ke, you know, and I'll let you know that I'm the king of the killer world.

li mo chou

Are you challenging me?

Jing ke

Off course! Shrug one's shoulders in agreement

li mo chou

Come on!

The music sounded.

Two men rushed forward.

"People floating in the river's lake, which have not get a knife, a knife chop down dead you, two knife chop down dead you. . . . "

Li Mochou fell to the ground.

Jing Ke laughed.

Li Mochou's Pain: What Happened? Why aren't you hurt?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win someone. Isn't it? Is it? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )

Li Mochou: My mother always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow. You never know what you will get. " I see. Mom is right.

Jing Ke smiled again.

Prince Dan Shang (fuels): How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and you?

Taizidan: Oh, my God! Can you give me an innovative answer of "How are you?"?

Jing Ke: Of course!

Taizidan: How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you. What about your wife?

Taizidan fainted.

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Prince Taizi Dan: Oh, I'm kidding, too! (respectfully) May I have your business card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

To be or not to be, that is a question.

Three: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

Taizidan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

A San: IC, ID, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very, very busy now!

Sam (the beautiful woman is pointing at the court, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I have to say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

Sam: What? What is Chinese medicine?

Jing Ke; Hey, guys! You look smart, but why don't you know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer.

Sam: Excuse me? What is Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-Traditional Chinese Medicine MM

Taizidan: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. It is a brand-new product of Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Diet tea for losing weight! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife always threatens that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.

Sam: You want it? Say it if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to say it. Take it! Do you really like it? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...

Jing Ke (sincerely), just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

Prince Taizi Dan and Sam (hip bump, high five) Yeah!

ш Action

(The theme song of "A Chinese Odyssey" rings)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, while Taizi Dan and Ah San are behind.

Three: Hero, we have been to Yishui.

Jing Ke: Please stop here. Goodbye, my friends.

Taizidan: I'll miss you, baby.

(Taizi Dan, A San. Time out. From the theme song of Titanic, Mr. and Mrs. Jing Ke made the classic shapes of Jack and Rose at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman-a classical China beauty passing by, winked at Jing Ke and left a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, and his wife turned her head when she realized that something was wrong. )

Jing Ke (quickly converging): Honey, I love you.

Wife: I love you! You are more important to me than anything in this world! (The Shawshank Redemption)

Jing Ke (tears): I love you more. Although you and I and the whole world are broken around us, I love you. I will love you, even at the end of the world, from gone with the wind.

Wife: Hmm. Be a man and do it! I will wait for you here.

Jing Ke (wanting to leave and stay, holding your hand): Sweetheart! You must do me this favor ... promise me that you will live ... that you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... no matter how desperate ... promise me that Jack will never give up this promise.

Wife: "I promise."

Jing Ke: "Never let go."

Wife: "I promise. I'll never let go, Jack. I will never let go. "

Jing Ke's pronunciation is similar to Jack's, so he added some lines from Titanic. )

The wife tried to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the boat and drifted away.

Wife: Today is a good day to die. Never come back. Never ... never. ...

Wife (takes out her mobile phone to dial, and Sam answers the phone): Thank you very much. Once I get the life insurance $ 1000000, I will transfer half of it to your account.

Three: All right, all right!

Narrator: Then Jing Ke was sent to the State of Qin and finally killed by Ying Zheng.

End!