Super funny mood phrase, I'm sorry if I don't laugh.

1. There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

You look "please come and scold me".

3. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

4. Looking at the beautiful women in the street, the higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

5. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

6. I am not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid of getting Nike on my feet.

7. Who did you make that expression with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

8. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

9. Ask what the world is, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

10, my mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

1 1. Look at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

12, the four most challenging things in history: repairing elevators for Everest, tiling the Great Wall, wearing gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.

13, a friend's wife can't bully, but she can sleep.

14, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother.

15, Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

16, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

17, one person is happy, two people live, three people live and die.

18, the two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

19, if I don't hit you, you won't know that I am actually both civil and military. .

Does the boss have coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

These words are beautifully written.

First, no matter how bad your mood is, don't write it on your face, because no one likes to watch it;

Second, don't talk about poverty, because no one gives you money for no reason;

Third, don't complain no matter how tired you are, because no one will do it for you unconditionally;

Fourth, no matter how short your life is, don't practice at will, because no one will pay for your health;

No matter how hard life is, don't lose faith, because the beauty is tomorrow;

Sixth, no matter how bad your character is, you should be filial to your parents, because one day you will be old!

7. I am not afraid of someone stabbing me in the back. I am afraid that when I look back, I will find that the person who stabbed me in the back is the one I treated with my heart.

I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid she will turn around and tell others as jokes.

If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.

Don't forget those who have helped you, don't hate those who have cheated you.

Eleven, time may not prove many things, but it will definitely let you see through many things.

Seeing through life, I also understand these words.

1, everyone is in a bad mood. Emotions can be controlled, but tears don't lie; You can convince others, but you can't comfort yourself.

The smarter people are, the more tired they are. The more you care, the harder it is to give up, and the more you often lose; The pursuit of bitterness, heavy heart, often the less beautiful.

God won't give you all the good things, nor can he put all the misfortunes on you. Only by looking down on gains and losses can we find the best balance point in life.

4. The seemingly relaxed life is actually not that simple. Fate has changed, and you can't always see the truth; The world is cold, and I always can't read human feelings.

Life has never been so simple, but we are getting stronger all the time.

6, some things, into life, happy, painful, time will eventually fade away, life is a process of forgetting.

7. Life is always like this, and people can't be satisfied everywhere. Cherish everything in sight. Many things, life may not have a chance to start again.

8. People are always willing to trust the weak, and those who pretend to be strong will always get hurt.

9. Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

I want to understand these words. What's there to worry about?

0 1, when people are alive, everyone will have troubles, and they will have troubles every day. Most importantly, if you ignore them, they will naturally disappear! Therefore, my friends, the best way to live is to remember these two words: trouble is there every day, if you don't pick it up, you will have nothing!

If you want to build a boat, don't hire people to collect wood or assign tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.

03. When you are unhappy, think about how many days you have left to toss and how much time you have to practice. You are happy, the day has passed; Unhappy, a day has passed. If you figure it out, you will never be angry again.

04. From today on, be a simple person and be practical. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat. Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people. Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal. Always full of hope for life and smile at difficulties and hardships. Read more, read more, eat less and eat good food. Have a dream, even if it is far away.

05. When you are upset, you feel that life is subtraction. If you don't see one side, you will live one day less. What is there to worry about? Don't forget the good of others, don't let go of their mistakes, and don't care about their grievances. There is no shortage of people, many people, as long as they are worthy of their own conscience.

Temperance is the art of living. If you can control alcohol and tobacco, emotions, greed and impulsiveness, then your life will be full of sunshine.

07. When I am sad, I think that life is a passer-by, coming naked and going naked, without taking away a trace of dust or half a cloud. What fame and fortune, what human feelings, you can't take away, I see, what's so sad?

08. Having a healthy body will make your life more energetic; Having a clear head will make your life more rational; Having a group of friends will make your life happier; Having a love will make your life more harmonious.

09. When you are dissatisfied, think about it. Compared with the rich, contentment is happiness. Compared with patients, our health is happiness. Compared with the dead, we are happy to live. People should live a good life, their hearts should be simple and people should be confused.

10, the more you want to know whether you have forgotten, the clearer you remember. It has been said that when you can't have what you have anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.