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Excerpts from The Journey to the West Highlights

Excerpts from The Journey to the West Highlights

1, evil and fierce, beneficial to the shore. Iron bars are distracted, palladium nails meet. Sowing dust, the sky is dark, and flying sand and stones are shocking. Nine-tooth palladium, shiny, double ring? ; A long black stick with flying hands. This is the prince in the sky, and that is the marshal spirit; One is the protector of Putuo, and the other is the demon in the cave. This encounter is a struggle, and I don't know which one will lose or win.

2. On that day, Miyake was finished and Tang Wang drove back. Please burn incense after the meeting on the 7th. It's getting late and all the officials will retreat. Why did you see me so late? Look at that: the sky in Wan Li is pale and shining, and crows are at night. The city is brightly lit and quiet, and it is time for the Zen monk to settle down. One night.

After a few days' journey, the master and apprentice arrived in Duke Zhou. As early as the official family of the Duke of Zhou. They welcomed them into town. Take a night off and go out of town the next morning. Hungry and thirsty all the way, I stayed at Xiaoxing for two or three days, and then went to Hezhou Wei. This is the boundary of mountains and rivers in Datang. A long time ago, the company commanders at the edge of the town and the local monks and Taoists heard that Master Yudi had been sent to the Western Heaven to see the Buddha, and they were all respectful. There are supplies inside. Please go to Fuyuan Temple to have a rest. The monks in this temple met one by one and arranged a late fasting. After fasting, tell the two attendants to feed the horses well, as long as it is unknown.

4. The east is connected with the moraine and the west is in the fan; South Dawugo, North Tatar. The path is 800 miles, up and down a thousand miles. The water is rolling like a mountain, and the waves are rolling like a mountain, which is boundless and thousands of miles away. Fairy tea is hard to get here, and lotus leaves can't float. Rotten grass meanders in the sunset, and yellow clouds shadow the long beach in the dark. Where do merchants come and go? Have you ever made a living by fishing? There are no wild geese on the flat beach, but apes crow on the far shore. Only know the scenery, white? Xiang Xi ren yi yi

5. Borrowing weapons from the East China Sea: The Dragon King specified, "That's the one that shines." Wukong lifted his clothes and touched them. It's an iron pillar, about as thick as a bucket and more than two feet long. He tried his best to move the aisle with both hands: "It's too thick and too long. It can only be used if it is shorter and thinner." After that, the baby was a few feet shorter and thinner. Wukong twitched again and said, "It's better to be thinner." That baby has really lost a little weight. Wukong is very happy. When he took it out of the sea, he saw that there were two gold hoops at both ends and a black iron in the middle. There is a line engraved next to the hoop, which is called "Ruyi Golden Hoop with 13,500 Jin". I secretly pleased: "I think this baby is still satisfied!" " As he walked, he shook his hand to himself. "It would be nice to be shorter and thinner!" "Take it out, it's only two feet long and the width of the bowl.

6, green trees can climb, knowing that it is good to meet the cold. The quasi-spirit only shows, so it is called the mountain king. I saw a fat man coming from behind. What do you look like? A rough double-horned crown with a shrug at the end. The fun clothes are steady, but the hoof steps are more sluggish. The ancestor's name is father, and the original name is mother. It's all because of this name that you can play for Tian.

7. Jiu Lao left him to drink nectar and eat green lotus roots. Monkey refused to sit down. Instead, he drank a cup of pulp, ate a piece of lotus root and left Yingzhou in a hurry for the East China Sea. As early as when I saw Luojiashan not far away, I fell to Yuntou until I reached Putuo Rock. I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva lecturing with the Great God, Mu Cha and Dragon Lady in the Zizhulin. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says: the main city on the sea is rich in spirit and more curious. What you should know is thousands of miles away, and you can do whatever you want. The four saints tell the time, and the six saints take off their cages after listening. Shaolin has a unique flavor, fragrant flowers and fruits and towering mangroves.

8. I saw the cave door closed and quiet. Suddenly turned around, I saw a stone tablet standing at the cliff head, about three feet high and eight feet wide, with a line of ten characters on it, which read "Lingtai Fangshan Mountain, Three-Star Cave in the Inclined Moon". The Monkey King was very happy and said, "The people here are very simple. If there is this mountain and this hole. " I dare not knock on the hook for a long time. Let's jump on the top of pine branches and pick pine nuts to eat. After a while, I heard a loud noise. When the door of the cave opened, a little fairy came out. He is really magnificent and handsome, and he looks strange and different from ordinary people.

9. The monks talked about the reason why Buddhism decided to go to the west to learn from the scriptures. Some say that the water is far away and the mountains are high, while others say that there are many tigers and leopards on the road; Some people say that mountains and cliffs are steep, and some people say that poisonous monsters are difficult to descend. Sanzang kept silent and nodded his fingers several times. The monk didn't understand what it meant, so he put his hands together and asked, "What's the matter with Master nodding?" Sanzang replied, "The mind is born, and all kinds of demons are born; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die. My disciple once made a big wish to the Buddha in Huasheng Temple, but I had no choice. This trip is bound to go to the Western Heaven, see the Buddha and ask for scriptures, so that my dharma can be turned around. May the Lord and the emperor plan to be solid forever. " Hearing this, all the monks admired and preached. They all cried, "Faithfulness and boldness, great translation!" I cannot praise you too much. Please enter the sofa and sleep peacefully.

10, I have a net bottle in my hand, my brother is clever first, and my grandson is behind. There is a poem as proof, which says: Jade and gold are like the world, and it is compassion to save suffering. I used to rob the innocent Buddha, but now I'm a good man. Several students want the sea to clarify the waves, and their hearts are clean. Manna has proved to be a wonderful method, and precious trees will be taught forever.

1 1, look away, yeah! I see a big tree in the middle. It is covered with green branches and gloomy green leaves, but Ye Er looks like a banana. It is thousands of feet high and its roots are seven or eight feet long. Monkey leaned under the tree and looked up. He saw a ginseng fruit on the south branch, which really looked like a child. It turns out that there is a pedicel on the tail. Look at him standing on the branch, his hands and feet moving, nodding his head, and the wind seems to be ringing.

12. Hearing this, the monster was afraid that the Great Sage would harm him, so he had to dismember himself, get out of the Yuan God, jump up and stand in the sky. The monkey's back became heavier. The Monkey King was angry, grabbed him, patted him on a stone beside the road, and made the remains look like meat pies. Afraid of his rudeness again, I simply tore off his limbs and left them on both sides of the road, all broken.

Wan Ren striker card set 13 opened. The sun reflects blue light and locks green, and the rain receives dark blue. Thin vines are wrapped around the old trees, and the ancient crossing the world is quiet. Exotic flowers and different grasses, bamboo cultivation in Qiao Song: bamboo cultivation in Qiao Song, evergreen bullying the earth for thousands of years; Strange flowers and plants, don't thank Peng Ying in the four seasons. Birds are singing nearby and the source is ringing. There are valleys and gardens everywhere? Cliff moss grows. The ups and downs of "Long Mai" are good, and there must be a master who is anonymous.

14, Taizong took sedatives and got porridge soup several times. He was helped into the dormitory by the ministers, slept peacefully all night, and maintained his spirit until dawn. See how he dresses up; Wearing a high crown and a yellow robe. It is the jade belt of Lantian, stepping on a pair of worry-free shoes for starting a business. Good-looking, better than dynasties; Today is full of violence and vitality. What a peaceful and wise king of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty Li who came back from the dead! The king of the Tang Dynasty went to Jinxitang and summoned two kinds of civil and military officials. After the mountain call, he was divided into classes according to the quality.

15, the poem says: Buddha is the heart, the heart is the Buddha, and the heart and the Buddha always want something. If you know nothing and have no intention, then you are really like a Dharma Buddha. Dharma Buddha has no appearance, and a round light contains everything. The body without body is the real body, and the phase without phase is the reality. Non-color, non-emptiness, non-return. Like nothing, it's hard to give up and ugly. The internal and external flashes are the same everywhere, and a Buddhist country is in a piece of sand. A grain of sand contains thousands of worlds, and a body and mind are the same. If you know what you need, you will be careless, not stained or sluggish, that is, online merchants. Good and evil do nothing, there is no Sakyamuni leaf in the south.

16, cold wind rustling, strange fog and cloudy. Flags are flying in the wall boxes, and halberds are shining in the wall boxes. The rolling helmet is bright, and the layers of armor are bright: the rolling helmet reflects the sun, like a silver chime hitting the sky; Layers of cliffs are like an iceberg. Big sword, flying cloud switch, white gun, wearing clouds. Fang Tianji, Tiger Eye Whip, Malin Array; Bronze sword, Siming shovel, dense tree array. Bow and crossbow, eagles and arrows, short sticks and snake spears carry souls. The Great Sage, a wishful stick, beat the immortals over and over again. Kill no birds in the air, and the tigers and wolves in the mountains run; The wind and sand blew away, the dust scattered and the universe was yellow. Just listening to the soldiers pouncing on the earth, awesome.

17, what a monster! He created a whirlwind in mid-air and it roared loudly. It's really intense Good wind: Tao Tao is angry with water clouds, and the sky is dark and closed. Ridge trees are uprooted, and Li Ping is wild. Yellow sand is hard to walk, and the road to disability is not smooth. Rolling round and round, the ground was dark and the animals roared all over the mountain. Sanzang was blown away, and Pig dared not look up. Friar Sand bowed his head and hid his face. Sun knew that the monster was making trouble and hurried to catch up. The monster has already taken the Tang Priest away, but he doesn't know where to take him, and there is nowhere to follow.

18, auspicious haze scattered colorful, auspicious light protection. At nine o'clock in Hua Han, Jurchen appeared. Bodhisattva wears a gold leaf buckle, which is spread out by Cui Hua, shining with golden light and beaded tassels, full of vitality; Wearing a light collar, light makeup, a golden dragon, a blue robe and a flying phoenix; There is a fragrant ring of moonlight, dancing wind, miscellaneous beads and jade hanging on the chest; Tie an ice silk around the waist, weave gold edges, climb colorful clouds, and publicize the splendid velvet skirt of Yaohai; In front of him, holding him is another person. He flies to the East, travels around the world, is grateful and filial, and has a yellow hair and a red mouth and a white Ying Ge. He is holding a vase that is kind to the world. There are branches in the vase, which disperse the sky, the great evil, and sweep away the residual fog and weeping willows. Yuhuan wears embroidered buttons, and the golden lotus is deep enough. Three days later, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva.

19, it is said that this mountain is called Wanshou Mountain, and there is a scene in the mountain called Wuzhuangguan. There is a statue of a fairy in the view, named Zhen Yuanzi, whose name is the same as the world. The different treasures in the concept were born at the beginning of chaos, when the HarmonyOS system began to judge, and when heaven and earth were not open, this spiritual root came into being. It covers four continents in the world, but Niu and Hezhou villages view it and call it Gui Dan Cao, also known as ginseng fruit. It takes three thousand years to blossom and three thousand years to bear fruit. It will take another thousand years to cook and another ten thousand years to eat. Like this ten thousand years, only thirty fruits have been produced. The fruit looks like a child under the age of three dynasties, with all limbs and salty facial features. If a person is destined to smell the fruit, he will live 360 years; You can live for 47 thousand years by eating one.

20. With the development of Pangu, Huang San ruled the world, and the five emperors defined their relationship. The world is divided into four continents: Shenzhou in the east, Hezhou in the west, Shanbu in the south and Luzhou in the north. This book list shows that Dongsheng wins China. There is a land overseas called Olego. This country is close to the sea, and there is a famous mountain in the sea called Guo Huashan. This mountain is the ancestor of ten continents and the origin of three islands. It has been in existence since the beginning and is tried by the HarmonyOS system. What a nice mountain!

2 1, the sun shines on the moon and the shadow floats in the sky. Lingpai swallowed Hua Yue and flowed through all rivers. The waves are rolling, the waves are rolling. There is no fishing fire on the shore, and herons sleep in the sand. At a loss, just like the sea, it is endless at first glance.

22, Zhu Lan Baoyu, curved peak. Strange flowers and plants compete with its beautiful scenery, and the bamboo is blue. Outside Liu Bei's pavilion, a curved green willow seems to smoke; Before enjoying the moon, several clusters of pretty flowers splashed with indigo. Red wind, brocade nest pomegranate; Green yiyi, embroidered grass. Green velvet, green sand orchid; Wandering, facing the stream. Dangui reflects the phoenix tree in Jinjing, and Huai Jin is next to Zhu Lan. There are red or white chiba peaches and fragrant or yellow autumn chrysanthemums. Tea rack, reflecting peony pavilion; Furong terrace, connected to peony nursery. I can't get enough of gentleman bamboo in Ao Shuang, but I'm too loose to bully Dr. Xue. There is also a deer house in Hezhuang, a marsh and a round pool; Broken jade in spring and gold in calyx. The north wind touches the plum blossom white, and the spring breaks the begonia red. As the saying goes, the best fairyland in the world is the top flowers in the west. The monkey couldn't finish reading it, but he saw another door. He opened it and saw a vegetable garden: four-season vegetables, spinach and ginger moss. Bamboo shoots, potatoes, melons, water bamboo, onions, garlic, coriander, leeks. Chrysanthemum morifolium is bitter, and gourd and eggplant must be planted. Stewed radish buried in sheep's head, red amaranth green, purple mustard green.

23. Watch him squat with his eyes closed, dive straight into the waterfall spring, suddenly open his eyes and look up. There is no water and no waves, and there is a clear bridge. He paused, calmed down and looked at it carefully again. It turned out to be an iron bridge. The water under the bridge ran between the caves and flowed upside down, drowning the bridge door. However, I owe myself a bridge. Let me look again. It seems that I have a home. What a nice place.

24, Duan Xi inkstone, golden smoke ink, with a lot of frost; Huo Zhulin, Guo Pu, I want to say a word to the new classic of Taiwan Province politics. Six hexagrams are familiar with gossip. Can know heaven and justice, be good at knowing ghosts and gods. Arranged a meridian, full of stars. The whole future, the past, is like a moon mirror; Several families are prosperous, and several are damaged, such as mirrors. Knowing bad luck, breaking death speaks of life. Talk about wind and rain, write about ghosts and gods. There are titles and surnames on the signboard, Mr. Yuan Shoucheng. Who is this man? It turned out to be Yuan Tiangang's uncle, and so did Yuan Shoucheng.

25. Lingguan got the order, that is, he went out to visit the temple, and did his best. He said, "It was the Great Sage who disturbed the Heavenly Palace." I'll tell you what happened before. The Jade Emperor was furious. That is, four heavenly kings were sent to cooperate with Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha, and ordered 28 lodging houses, nine obsidian star officials, twelve Chen Yuan, five-party truths, four-valued gongcao, east and west stars, north and south Er Shen, five sacred mountains and four blasphemies, all over the sky, and * * * hundreds of heavenly soldiers to deploy the lower bound of eighteen encirclement, besiege Huaguo Mountain and arrest that fellow for treatment. The gods immediately mobilized and left the Heavenly Palace.

26. Monkeys are in the mountains, but they can walk and jump, eat vegetation, drink spring water, pick mountain flowers and find trees and fruits; Keep company with wolves and insects, tigers and leopards as a group, roe as a friend and apes as relatives; Spend the night under the cliff, in the cave at the top of the mountain. It' s really "the mountain has no children, and the cold does not know the year."

27. Describe the king of the daughter country: eyebrows are like jade feathers and muscles are like sheep fat. Face lined with peach petals and piled with golden phoenix silk. The eyes are enchanting, and the bamboo shoots are delicate and charming. The oblique red yarn floats brightly, and the high-hairpin pearls show brilliance. What you said about Zhao Jun's beauty is indeed better than history. The waist is slightly spread, and the jade limb moves lightly. The moon finally got here. How could the Nine-Day Fairy be like this? The palace makeup is extraordinary, and it is true that the Queen Mother fell into the Yaochi.

28. On the evening of the same day, everyone was dressed up, two people were neat, holding melons and axes, and guarding the door of the palace. Good general! Look at how he is dressed up: Long Lin with shining golden helmet and armor. The protective mirror looks at Xiangyun, where the lion is close and embroidered with colorful clouds. This one is afraid of stars, and that one is floating around in the moonlight. He is a hero and an old minister, but he has been called the commander-in-chief of the household department for thousands of years and the door god from generation to generation.

29, Qiong Xiang fills the air, and Yi Rui is colorful. Yao Tai laid colored knots, and Bao Ge scattered. Phoenix phoenix ethereal, golden flower jade calyx shadow floating and sinking. There are nine phoenix Danxia and eight treasures purple neon pier on the top. Multicolored gold table, thousand-flowered jasper basin. There are dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear's paw and scarlet lips on the table. The delicacies of mountains and seas are delicious, and different fruits and vegetables are new in color.

30. Clouds are scattered, and the sun and the moon are shining. A thousand years old Cooper, ten thousand knots pruning. Millennium Cooper, Ran Ran in the rain; Ten thousand knots of repairs, a valley full of smoke. There are wonderful flowers and brocade outside the door, and the grass on the bridge smells fragrant. The cliff is abrupt, the moss is moist, and the hanging wall is high and long. When I smell the crane, I see the phoenix flying. When the crane clangs, the sound vibrates far away from Jiu Hao; Phoenix rises and its feathers are colorful. Seeing mysterious apes and white deer in the shadows, let the golden lion and jade elephant hide. Looking at the land of spiritual bliss, it is simply a paradise!

3 1, black veil, waist rhinoceros horn. The black veil floats on the top of the head, and the rhinoceros horn at the waist is in the shape of a gold box. I put my teeth in my hands, wore a robe and hid in the light. Step on a pair of foundation boots to climb clouds and promote fog; With the book of life and death, you are doomed to life and death. The bangs are fluffy and floating on the ears, and the beard is flying around the cheeks. He used to be Tang Guoxiang, but now he is in charge of the case and serves the prince.

32. Golden meatballs, red and yellow fertilizer: Golden meatballs play wax cherries, and the color is really sweet; Red, yellow, fat and ripe plums taste sour. Longan is fresh, with sweet flesh and thin skin; Fire litchi, the nuclear vesicle is red. The green flowers in Ling Lin are presented with branches, and the buds of loquat are presented with leaves. Rabbit head, pear, chicken heart and jujube can quench your thirst and get rid of your troubles. Sweet peach rotten apricot, sweet as dew; Crispy plums and bayberry, sour like cream cheese. Ripe watermelon with red capsule and black spots, big persimmon with four petals of yellow skin. Pomegranate cracked, and cinnabar grains became crystal beads; The taro chestnuts are cut open, and the hard meat is golden agate. Walnut and ginkgo can be used for tea, and coconut grapes can be used for wine. Hazelnuts are full of vegetables, and oranges are full of vines. Cooked yam and boiled Polygonatum sibiricum are mashed with Poria cocos and Coicis Semen, and simmered in a stone pot. () Even if there is a sense of shame in the world, how can it be better than mountain monkey music?

33. It is said that there are two sages on the bank of the Jinghe River outside Chang 'an: one is a fisherman named Zhang Shao; One is a woodcutter named Li Ding. They are two scholars who failed to pass the exam, and mountain people who can study. One day, in Chang 'an, I sold firewood on my shoulder and bought carp in my basket. We went to the pub together, ate half a bottle and walked back along the banks of Jinghe River.

34. Mu Cha smashed iron bars to uphold the law; The monster lowered his wand and tried to be a hero. Two silver pythons danced by the river, and a pair of monks rushed to the shore. The one who threatened quicksand in the town did his best, and this one made great efforts to protect Guanyin. That jumps the waves, and this blows the fog. Surfing the waves, jumping over the waves, drying up the darkness, spitting fog and blowing, the sun and the moon are faint. That demon-reducing staff is like a white tiger coming out of the mountain; However, this muddled iron bar is like Huanglong lying on the road. Then let the future, find a snake to stir the grass; Throw this away and the kite will be scattered. Only kill the desert, the stars are brilliant; Foggy, the world is hazy. He is the only person who has lived in weak water for a long time. This person made his first contribution in Lingshan.

35. Blood pool prison, A-nose prison, Liang prison, stripping, breaking arms and tendons, only killing people for money, slaughtering animals and killing people, it is difficult to explain after falling for thousands of years, and turning over after falling forever. They are tied tightly, and the rope is tied, but some red-haired ghosts, black-faced ghosts and spears and daggers are missing; Tauren ghost, horse-faced ghost, iron simple copper hammer. I can only frown, a face of blood, and call it helpless. This is life, but don't cheat your heart. Who will ghosts and gods let go? Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, just for coming early and coming late. "

36. Yue Feng pretends to be crazy and sells Shan Ye and Korea, and the Jianghu is proud of old Ding Yu. Idle and chic, your breath is not happy. Sleeping in the hut on a moonlit night is safe, and the sky is dark and light. Forget meeting my friends in Song Mei, I would like to meet the seagull and heron alliance. Fame and fortune are not calculated, and there is no sound in the ears. Drink fragrant mash wine at any time and spend three meals with wild vegetable soup. Two bundles of firewood lead to a life, and a fishing line leads to a life. Idle to ask children to sharpen steel axes, quiet to ask fools to repair old ones. In spring, I like to see willow green. When I am happy, I like to see grass green. Hsinchu in summer and Nenling in June. The first frost chicken is often slaughtered every day, and the Chongyang crab is cooked in time. Still sleeping in winter, not steaming for nine days. In the eight festivals, there is freedom in the mountains, and in the four seasons, there is love in the lake. Paying wages has its own prosperity, and fishing has no secular shape. The wild flowers outside the door are fragrant and bright, and the bow is green and flat. Three places are better than ten miles. In order to prevent the lottery, the three positions are obviously listening to the announcement. Happy Mountain and Happy Water are really rare, thank God. "

37. These are the six divisions in the wheel of so-called karma: doing good, promoting immortality, loyalty, filial piety, blessing, fairness, humanity, virtue, wealth and malice. "

38, moss piled blue, white clouds floating jade, gently shaking the haze. Virtual window quiet room, sliding stool plate flower. The dragon ball in the milk hole hangs on the ground and is full of exotic flowers and plants. There are traces of fire on the cliff near the cooker, and you can see the dregs by the case. The stone bed on the stone platform is really lovely, and the stone bowl in the stone basin is even more impressive. Look at that one-pole, two-pole pruning bamboo, 3.5 clubs. A few pine trees often bring rain, just like a family.

39. Monkey was furious and went into the abbot's room. He carried out the devil's body, picked it up and looked at it carefully. There was no treasure in it, so he dug an abbot and dug three feet underground, and there was no trace.

40. Jin Hang prison, secluded prison and fire pit prison, lonely and annoying, were all done in the past, and they will be charged after death. Du Feng prison, tongue-plucking prison, skinning prison, crying, horrible, just because of the unfaithfulness and unfilial harm to justice, mouth snake heart fell into this door. Grinding into the prison, smashing the prison, crashing the car, being raw, wiping your mouth and consulting your teeth are unfair to deceive yourself and others, and clever words are harmful. Ice prison, shell prison, bowel prison, unkempt appearance and frowning are all bullying fools, causing disaster and fatigue. You Guo Prison, Dark Prison and Daoshan Prison are all jittery and bullied by violence. They all shrink their heads and choke their necks, which is terrible.

4 1. He and Mu Cha left here and went all the way to the East. In a few days, they arrived in Chang 'an, the kingdom of Datang. Fog and clouds gathered, and my disciples became two wandering monks. When I entered Chang 'an, I didn't realize it was getting late. Walking to one side of the market street, they saw a land shrine. When they entered, the earth was frightened, and ghosts and soldiers fought bravely. Knowing that he is a bodhisattva, he kowtowed to visit. The land rushed to the city god, social order and temple gods in Chang 'an. Everyone knows it's a bodhisattva. See the notice: "Bodhisattva, forgive the gods too late." "Don't miss a word," said the Bodhisattva. I came here to learn from the Buddha. I'll borrow your temple and have the right to stay for a few days until I meet a real monk. " The gods went back to their own places, drove a piece of land and lived in the Chenghuang Temple for a period of time, while his disciples and apprentices lived in seclusion.

42. The Great Sage fought with Hui 'an fifty or sixty times, but failed to meet the enemy and returned in vain. The Great Sage also accepted the monkey soldiers and settled outside the cave gate. I saw soldiers, large and small, outside Tianwang camp, catching the prince, getting out of the way and entering Yuanmen. They were angry with the four heavenly kings, Ritota and Nezha, and gasped, "What a great sage! What a great sage! It's amazing! Children can't fight, but they are defeated! " Li Tianwang was shocked and ordered to write down a distress list, and sent the powerful Ghost King and Prince Mu Cha to heaven to fight.

43. The pen is upright and meandering deeply. The peak of the pen stands upright, penetrates the sky and meanders deeply. The flowers and trees on the two cliffs compete for each other, and several places are loose and green. On the left is a dragon, familiar and tame; The tiger on the right is flat. Every time I see Tie Niu Geng, I always have money. Birds sing, and the phoenix stands in the morning. Shi Phosphorus Phosphorus, Bo Jie, weird and awkward, really ugly. There are countless famous mountains in the world, and flowers bloom and fall. In order to make this Jingyong last forever, the eight parts are motionless at four o'clock. Sincerely for the three realms of Kanyu Mountain, nourish the five elements of water dirty points!

44. When the monk heard the question, he suddenly looked up at the stranger with a long mouth and big ears. The body is thick and the back is wide, and the sound is like thunder. Monkeys and sand monks are uglier. There are several monks in the hall, and everyone is not afraid. Li Yue is still chanting, so the monitor should teach him how to do it. It is difficult to care about the chimes, but the Buddha elephant stays. Blow breathing light together, and the astigmatism will be surprised at first sight. Falling and crawling, the threshold has never been crossed! You hit me on the head like a gourd rack. Clearing the Dojo became a big joke.

45. Make a scene in the Heavenly Palace: On the day of the Flat Peach Banquet, the Monkey King drank all the fairy wine used for the banquet, broke into the Dan room of the old gentleman in Taishang, ate all the fairy pills in the gourd, and then returned to water curtain cave. The Jade Emperor hated the Monkey King for disturbing the Flat Peach Club, and ordered the four heavenly kings, King Tota and Prince Nezha to arrest Wukong. The 65438+ Ten Thousand Heavenly Soldiers were defeated by Wukong. The Jade Emperor sent Erlang God to fight the Monkey King. After many fights, during the war between Erlang God and Wukong, the old gentleman dropped his diamond ring and hit Wukong before he was caught.

46. I have a kind of Dan medicine, which can return Dan to Taiyi, but it can cure the creatures in the world, but it can't cure the trees. Trees are the spirit of soil and water. If it is a fruit tree on the earth, it can be cured; This Wanshou Mountain is a blessed land, Wuzhuangguan is a cave in Hezhou, and ginseng fruit is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. How can it be cured? Not good! Not good!

47. Cang Jing dragged an axe in autumn and came back with a burden on his back at night. It's even stranger to have wild flowers in your temples. You can find your way through the clouds until the moon calls. TongZhenShan wife laugh, straw bed wooden pillow? Shit. Steamed pears, boiled millet, and freshly brewed in the urn are really thick and quiet! "The fisherman said," These are my two businesses to support my health, but you don't have the benefits of my leisure time.

48. Wang Yang, Shizhen and Weining Yaohai: Wang Yang, Shizhen and Chaoxiong Yinshan fish entered the cave; Weining Yaohai, the waves turn over the snow and the waves leave the deep. Fire and water are high in the corner, and the East China Sea is high at the top. Dan Cliff is a strange rock, and the stone wall has been cut off. Dan Cliff and Cai Feng both sound; Before cutting the wall, Kirin lies alone. Listen to the golden rooster crowing at the top of the mountain, and every dragon in the cave comes and goes. There are deer and foxes in the forest, and there are fairy birds and cranes in the trees. Yao grass and exotic flowers never fade, and pine and cypress are in Changchun. Xiantao often bears fruit and leaves clouds every time it prunes bamboo. A ravine is thick with vines, and the grass on all sides is a new color. All rivers will be in Optimus Prime, and the roots of the earth will not move.

49. The three brothers clapped their hands and laughed when they saw those people stumbling around. The monks became more and more afraid, kowtowing and bumping their heads, taking care of each other and running away. Sanzang helped the old man into the hall, but there was no light. The three of them laughed and laughed.

50. the Monkey King led a group of apes, macaques and horse monkeys. And send his ministers and assistants to visit Guo Huashan in the morning and live in water curtain cave in the evening, so that they can sympathize with each other, stay away from birds and animals and be king alone.

5 1, for a time, the wind stopped and the sun was shining. Monkey stepped forward to watch, only to see white voices calling, luggage left under the road, Pig groaning under the cliff, and Friar Sand crouching in front of the slope calling.

52. Delicate appearance, light on earlobes and shoulders. Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow collar. Golden boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt with eight treasures makeup. Hanging a slingshot around his waist, holding a three-pointed two-edged gun, a crescent moon. The axe split Taoshan once saved the mother and hit the phoenix. It is well known to punish the eight eccentrics, and joining the Seven Saints of Meishan is just so. The heart is too high to recognize heaven, and the sex is proud to live in the river. Chicheng Zhao Hui Ling Ying Sheng, it is clear that the vast Jiro.

53. It is said that the big Jonny monkey in Huaguoshan was playing outside the cave entrance. When he heard the sound of the wind, he saw the monkey spirit in mid-air, his legs forked, and there was no shore. Everyone was scared to run and hide. When I was a child, the Monkey King pressed the clouds to collect them, shook himself, collected his hair, piled all his weapons in front of the mountain and shouted, "Little boy! Come and get the weapon! " When all the monkeys saw Wukong alone in Pingyang, they all came to kowtow and ask questions. Wukong told the story of making strong winds and moving weapons. After thanking them, all the monkeys went to grab swords, axes, guns, draw bows and crossbows, shouting and drinking, and played all day.

54. The two of them were in front of the cave. It was a good kill! Look at that: the heavenly king cuts with a knife and the monster touches with a gun. The knife cuts first frost's fire, and the gun turns dark when it meets the spirit. One is an evil monster produced by Mount Kumgang, and the other is a god sent by Lingxiao Guild Hall. That one is mighty because of bullying Zen, and this one is great to save the teacher from danger. The heavenly king ordered the law to fly sand and stones, while the demon struggled to sow dust. Sowing soil can teach heaven and earth to be dark, and flying sand is good for mud. The two schools strive for merit, both of which are Tang Priest worshipping Buddha.