Please tell me Hu Ge’s jokes

1. Moderator: Are all the people who like you in the teenage group?

Hu Ge: No, my mother also likes me very much.

2. The host and Hu Ge talked about the huge contrast between Dong Yong and his own personality

Host: Hu Ge is a very cheerful person, and sometimes what he talks about is that kind of ignorant, the kind of person who says, "Ah, it's okay, I don't take it to heart" about everything.

Hu Ge: Yes, Dong Yong is very clueless.

3. Hu Ge’s perfectionist mother thinks that Hu Ge becomes more ugly as he grows older, or that he looks better when he is young.

Hu Ge: Mom, I know what it means. When I was a child, I looked like you, and when I grew up, I looked like my dad.

4. Host: Are there any girls on campus? You hand the note?

Hu Ge: I did it in kindergarten. You borrowed toys from me.

5. Moderator: You are still single and have not decided on your partner yet. Will you consider choosing a partner among your fans in the future?

Hu Ge: If I say yes, will my fans get more and more?

I will consider it.

6. Host: Is it better to talk to An Yixuan in private?

Hu Ge: I am very good with many actors.

7. Host: You are now a heartthrob, the idol of many little girls, and later... added... including boys!

Hu Ge: Oh! Thanks! Are there any men? < /p>

What’s the relationship between you two? This snow, rain #￥*%.

Hu Ge: That. . . I remember when I was in school, she liked to watch the snow when it snowed, and I liked to watch the rain, so she sang about the snow and I sang about the rain

9. Hu Ge and An Yixuan under the leadership of the host Let’s taste Chongqing’s special snacks, after eating a lot. . .

Moderator: Guess which one of those you just ate is the most expensive?

Hu Ge: Tofu! . . . Of course, eating tofu is the most expensive. Eating tofu is the most expensive. . .

(Sweat! But he did eat tofu just now...brain.)

10. Host: What does Hu Ge want to eat the most?

Hu Ge: Seafood!

Moderator: It can be seen that the living conditions are quite high.

Hu Ge: Huh? . . . You only want to eat if you can't eat it.

11. Xie Na: Which animal is most likely to fall?

Hu Ge quickly answered: Fox! Xie Na: Why?

Hu Ge also said quickly: Yes. . . intuition!

12. Looking at the sweets and pastries on the table in front of him, photographer GGorJJ thought to himself

Fans of Gu Yue must want to see what Handsome Hu’s recipe is

So let me take the picture

Hu Ge looked at the photographer with his big innocent eyes.

I took the picture. I took the picture. I took the picture.

The filming is over... it was hard work

Hu Ge (finally speaking): Actually, I don’t like eating these, I like spicy food, so you must indicate after finishing the filming: These are things Hu Ge doesn’t like to eat.

The whole audience fell down and someone laughed wildly. (Smelly boy!...Group fighting)

13. cosmo: What have you imagined yourself doing ten years from now?

Hu Ge: ...If I get married, I will definitely not go to school because I have to take care of my children! Why get married without children?

14. The shooting scene - underwater ventilation.

Hu Ge: Are you okay? No problem?

Yang Mi: I have a diving certificate.

Hu Ge: Diving syndrome? Isn't it dangerous to go into the water?

Yang Mi laughed: I got the diving certificate by taking the test

Floor 15. A fan ran in to ask Hu Ge to sign autographs enthusiastically and take photos. The man got up after taking a picture.

Hu Ge asked him: "Do you want..." "Yes!" The fan happily jumped over to take a photo with Hu Ge.

After the filming, Hu Ge looked innocent: "Actually, I just asked you if you wanted to use a flash..." (Mi Sha is easy to say, and I hit the wall for the movie fans)

16. Haiyan: We are very much looking forward to what Dong Yong will be like in "Flying Fairies" played by handsome guy Hu Ge, and how it will be different from the Dong Yong we have seen before.

When Hu Ge goes out later, please don’t cause traffic jams and keep a low profile, okay?

Hu Ge: No, no, everyone outside is looking at Sister Haiyan. (I do, don’t be too sweet)

17. Ma Yili made a mistake at the College Student Film Festival, and our classmate Hu Ge was also knocked down. It was so embarrassing in front of everyone, and Ma MM has not recovered yet. Come

18. Host: What is the last digit of Hu Song’s mobile number?

Hu Ge:………………9………………

Moderator: (Asked the last digit of js’s mobile phone)

Host: You are so destined, one is a 7, one is an 8, and the other is a 9

Hu Ge:...

Hu Ge: …………It seems to be a 7 Oh………………

Host: (Damn, you don’t even remember your mobile phone number) (This... is speechless

20. Hu Ge participated in " China is getting more and more fun>

Hu Ge stood on the side obediently, everyone was listening, listen carefully

Beautiful teammate: I think the audience who supports me are very He's smart, so I asked him a puzzle.

Hu Ge turned around and touched the back of his head, and said seriously: Oh... smart, then I have nothing to worry about.

(Huhu, being cool. But that question is really difficult)

21. Hu Ge: Actually... Li Xiaoyao and I are quite similar in many ways.

Liao Jie: For example?

Hu Ge (Old Seriously): More naughty, more likes to be funny, more...

Liao Jie: Also

< p> Hu Ge:...

Liao Jie: And don't avoid it!

Hu Ge looked away, helpless...

Liao Jie: What else can you tell me?

All the girls shouted: -------Hua-----Xin--------- (Lushan Waterfall Khan)

Hu Ge: Well... everyone has the love for beauty (Wow, this sentence is worth pondering. Do you admit it? Yes or no? Khan! Oops! Cotton thinks you are, roar)

22. A young 'Beast' from Sogou's "Beauty and the Beast" climbing team in the snowy mountains of Tibet wrote half a poem under severe hypoxia on the plateau.

First---The toilet is extremely simple, and you can see the beautiful scenery when you go to the toilet (Good poem! Good poem!...I ran away)

23. After classmate Hu Ge showed off his cleverness, the horror box The girl inside is coming out.

Attention!

Hu Ge: Come on baby! Come on! (oh! baby is so cute)

24. Host: Hu Ge, hello, it seems like I haven’t seen you for a long time. You

Hu Ge: But I often think of you

Host: Why?

Hu Ge: Because we are good friends (so heartwarming!)

25. Xu Jinjiang: How come thousands of years have passed, from heaven to earth, and now to Shanghai's " "Dazzling Stars", you are still pestering our Xiaoqi, wherever she goes, you also want to go?

Hu Ge responded: Let me tell you what love is! (Applause)

26. Host: When you go to a desert island and can only bring three things, what do you bring? < /p>

Moderator: Why?

Hu Ge: Because...I talk a lot (￥?%#*)

27. Si Dianshui: No matter it!! I don’t care about the image of a lady!!! I'm going to cry!!!!

Gege, have you seen my message!!!

Give me a reply!!!! Put some punctuation marks! That's okay!!!!!!!!! Come back!!! Come back!!! Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Hu Song: Are you a lady? Do you like to comb your hair? Brushing your hair often is good for your health

28. Gu Yue’s ladies gave Hu Shuai a puppy, but why was it so nirvana?

Hu Ge (with bad intentions): Because I am thinner!

Sweat! MM Lin stood on the edge holding a big... dog

MM Lin beat Hu GG... (Sweet potato GG bullied me, flat!)

29. Answer

Moderator: ?#%... (MS-physics question)

Hu Ge rang the answer button quickly (very fast) )

Moderator: Which one to choose?

Hu Ge N naturally turned to his beautiful teammate: Well... which one should I choose?

Beautiful teammate: Choose **

Hu Ge repeated: Choose **

Host: Why?

Hu Ge turned to his beautiful teammate again and asked seriously: Why? (Damn it, you don’t know what you are trying to grab!)

30. The host joked: You answer the question so quickly, you don’t even know if you heard the question clearly?

Hu Ge (very Innocently): Ah? What is the topic?

31. Same as 2.

Moderator: I think Dong Yong is a bit honest and humble.

Hu Ge: Well, well, what you mean is that I have a glib tongue and a glib head. 3rd Floor, 32. Visiting Team——

Reporter: From the crew The male actors are all over 180cm tall. Do you often play basketball together?

Hu Ge: Of course, we also formed a team!

Reporter: So how did you play?

Hu Ge: I play basketball like Sakuragi.

Reporter: Does that mean you played well?

Hu Ge: No, no.

I mean, my basketball playing style is like Sakuragi, which means I don’t play well! (I’m dizzy, why is this person’s logic so weird? Most people can’t understand Gege’s unique language~~~~~~)

33. When Hu Ge was a child, he was an out-and-out fat man.

He Jiong: How did Hu Ge lose weight?

Hu Ge: How did you grow? (The whole audience burst into laughter)

He Jiong (still not giving up): How did you grow?

Hu Ge was stunned for a moment (the audience started laughing again)

Hu Ge lowered his head and scratched his hair, then: Yes, at that time I was... (trembling)

He Jiong (bent down with a bad smile): Okay, okay, everyone will develop, there is no need to answer this question.

Hu Ge blushed and hurriedly covered his face and lowered his head again. (Ouch~~ It’s so miserable!)

34. Gu Yue fans: How many teeth did Ge Ge pull out? Does it hurt?

Hu Ge: Eight teeth were pulled out , It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt, haha ??(I feel bad)

Gu Yue fans: Why do you need to have your teeth corrected?

Hu Ge: Uh... for... to be beautiful! (Tch! ....You are a big man)

35. The reporter showed Hu Ge an issue about the contemporary music scene about the young Yang generals

Hu Ge: Why is Peter so super man? , Peng Yuyan belongs to the little prince, and I am the "caring little cotton-padded jacket". It's a "small" cotton-padded jacket, and it sounds like a girl. I will wear some kind of "armor" next time.

36. On the set of Young Master Yang Jia Jiang

A certain Hu can't open a pack of snacks (...already I've been working hard for a long time...)

Hu Ge: I don't believe that my Yang family general can't even open a snack bag. I'll tear it apart~~! ! !

(Don’t be too cute)

37. Piaopiao Ziji: I have to write songs frequently on my blog. I’m really looking forward to it. I copied a little bit of your essay in the last monthly exam. Haha, no. I'm asking for copyright infringement.

Gege, you also published a book and some of your exam compositions were "referenced".

Hu Ge: I don’t mind if you copy my article. I’m more concerned about whether this essay gets high marks?

(Well~~ Mr. Hu is a bit narcissistic. This will teach the children bad things...)

38. Gu Yue: What I was most afraid of when I was little is what I still fear now. What is it?

Hu Ge (very childishly): There is no place to go to the toilet. (Oh...)

Gu Yue: What was the bad thing you did when you were a child?< /p>

Hu Ge (very childishly): Go to the toilet where there is no toilet. (Oh?!!!)

39. Liao Jie: If Yueru and Linger have one, it can If you don't die, who do you choose?

Hu Ge (snickering): Don’t even want to die. Yueru will give me a son, and Ling’er will give me a daughter. (What a beautiful thought!)

Liao Jie: So greedy!

Hu Ge: That’s what I think, of course it’s best not to die! (Alas...yes, it would be nice not to die!)

40. Fans: Hu Ge, have you got wisdom teeth? I recently got wisdom teeth.

Hu Ge: I have had my wisdom teeth removed and had them removed. Because I had my teeth straightened, the doctor recommended that I also remove my wisdom teeth.

In addition, I want to tell you a trick. If you want to slim down your face, remove your wisdom teeth, and your face will become slimmer.

(Da Hu laughed himself after speaking)

41. There is also a section of the speech when receiving the most popular mainland actor at the award ceremony~

< p> Hu Ge: First of all, I want to thank Enlight Media and the TV series chart. I thought of a sentence when I was on stage just now: It's easy to go up the mountain, but it's hard to go down the mountain. I walked well when I went up, but I fell down when I went down. So I have to cherish this award. Thank you all.

(Wrestling can be associated with the fact that it is easy to go up a mountain and difficult to go down... it really makes me PFPF)

42. Hu Ge’s cooking skills are not good, so how do he cook for Hu’s mother?

Hu Maomao said: I’ll do it when my mother is full! Karen on the 4th floor: Why are you such an idiot?

Hu Ge: Because idiots (eat) without money! ”

After dinner, it’s time to leave. Karen: Why are you still sitting there?

Hu Ge: (Sitting there in a daze) There are still two rounds to go. ?

Hu Ge came out of the operating room in a different look. His right eye and right face were covered with tape. Blood was leaking out and tears were streaming down his face. Karen didn’t know it was after the operation. The water in his eyes was so painful that he cried.

But his first words were: Wow! He really didn’t lie to me, it hurt so much. The worst pain ever!”

Karen and Hu Ge walked back to the hotel in the snow under umbrellas. Karen was like a mother carrying her child across the road, constantly asking him to look at the car.

Hu Ge: Is today grandpa’s birthday?

Karen: Which grandpa?

Hu Ge: Your dad

Karen: Why do you call my dad grandpa?

Hu Ge: You are my mother, and your father is my grandfather...

After eating and having dessert, Hu Ge went back to his room to rest with satisfaction. He said he would go to bed early tomorrow. You also have to cooperate well with the doctor. Then he asked Karen again: After eating so much tonight, what if I have diarrhea during the operation tomorrow?

Karen took 50 autographs for Hu Ge and asked him to write his name on one of them: write to ggf.

Hu Ge raised his head very bc: Ah? There is someone there! The surname is Tu? What is Tu?

Karen: It’s to, not Tu!! Do you understand “to” in English?”

Hu Ge: Do I often look crazy? ?

Pepper dialogue: We like to see you crazy... let’s go crazy together...

On March 8, 2006, Hu Ge received 1,500 roses, and the crew Question: Why do people send you so many roses on Women’s Day?

Hu Ge: I am a woman. Q: Hu Mao, how is the filming going now? Do you think it’s rewarding? You’ve gained weight recently. Are you satisfied?

Hu Ge: The filming of the movie is already halfway through, and it’s very rewarding. Director Zhang Guoli has given me a lot of inspiration. I’ve been eating like crazy lately, and I’m very fat. There is no change at all on your face

Q: I have to write a song blog frequently. I’m really looking forward to it. I copied some of your composition in the last monthly exam. Isn’t it a copyright infringement?

Hu Ge: I don’t mind if you copy my article. I’m more concerned about whether this essay gets high marks.

Q: Ge Ge, will you publish a photo album in the future? I really want to Watch ^_^

Hu Ge: I don’t know how to make a good photo album...

Q: When will you come to Taiwan to promote Hu Ge? I really hope you can hurry up? Come! !

Hu Ge: As long as your boss lets you go, I will come over.

Q: What kind of girl can Gege attract you at first sight?

< p> Hu Ge: Hee hee, if this girl were a cat, she would definitely attract me

Hu Ge plays a terminally ill woman in "The 601st Call" and is likely to be in the drama. When the news came that the boy had finally passed away, many pepper fans rejoiced and lamented, “This time Hu Ge finally doesn’t have to be the one who stays. ”

Excuse me, what do you think about this? (We pepper fans have to wait a thousand years!)

Hu Ge: Hahahahahaha, even if I become a ghost Come back to see you! Hahaha! Among the dramas Hu Ge has filmed since his debut:

The two heroines of "Sword of Immortality" died, and Hu Ge took the child with him. The heroine of "Liao Zhai" died.

The heroine of "Flying Fairies" flew into the sky, Yongsheng disappeared, and Hu Ge stayed with his children.

The heroine of "Don't Love Me" died of terminal illness, but Hu Ge stayed.

In "Young Yang General", Hu Ge plays Yang Liulang, and the other brothers died in the battle. Hu Ge stayed.

Hu Ge: Is it easy to take care of so many children?

Q: Have Ge ever thought about one day becoming a big star?

Hu Ge: I have never thought about it. I want to be a great director, a great artist and a great man

Q: Can Hu Ge cook? What kind of food can he cook?

Hu Ge: He knows how to cook. Usually you can’t tell what the dish is after it’s cooked.

Hu Ge: "General of the Yang Family" has finally been completed. In the last month, I especially enjoyed playing opposite Chen Xiuwen. Apart from her superb acting skills, maybe it was because I missed my mother.

Hu Ge: My previous car was scrapped, and now that I have received the insurance premium, I can buy another one. What kind of car do you think is suitable for me to drive? Touring car, sports car or off-road vehicle? Don't tell me it's a van! ! !

Fan replied: Mr. Hu just buy a carriage handle. Or a jeep can also... Huhu...

Hu Ge left a message: Brother Gu Yue owes (official website ) The children who came out were very organized and disciplined, and they cooperated every time they did the program, just like a well-trained army. I, the boss of Zhu Bajie, was very happy when I saw it, we are Zhu Bajie! ! !