Please make a funny joke about the weather forecast, please make it longer! !

1. How do you know if it’s windy or rainy?

1. I’m going to catch a cold sometimes. How do you know if it’s windy or raining? Today I’ll talk about the weather situation and forecast:

I already told everyone about the forecast yesterday. It was sunny in most areas! It was really sunny and windy, but don't forget the old saying, "There are unpredictable weather conditions." Well, in the blink of an eye, the clouds were overcast, a crack of thunder passed by, and the rain started to fall.

The rain will be light in front but heavy in the back, and the southerly wind will turn northwest to level 7-8. This miserable drizzle is accompanied by a whooshing northwest wind. It will blow today, tomorrow, and then again until next Friday. At this time, you will feel cold. How cold is it? It's so cold that even if you fart, you'll have to use it to dry your hands.

2. I miss you a little tonight to tomorrow morning, and it is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn to violent thoughts in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue Until I see you.

Tomorrow night, the RMB will sometimes fall and sometimes the pound will fall in large areas. There may be US dollars in the southeast, and there may even be gold nuggets in some areas. I remind you to wear a helmet and carry a sack, and prepare to make a fortune!!

Within forty-eight hours, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes.

Extended information:

Weather forecast or weather forecasting is the use of modern science and technology to predict the state of the earth's atmosphere at a certain location in the future. Since prehistoric times, humans have begun to predict the weather to arrange their work and life accordingly (such as agricultural production, military operations, etc.). Today's weather forecasting is primarily based on collecting large amounts of data (temperature, humidity, wind direction and speed, pressure, etc.) and then using current knowledge of atmospheric processes (meteorology) to determine future air changes. Due to the chaos of atmospheric processes and the fact that today's science does not finally have a thorough understanding of atmospheric processes, weather forecasts will always have a certain amount of error.