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My reading career

Junior one: I remember Ruan taught me, and I like her very much. It seems that Cai Fei is the monitor and vice monitor. Once, the teacher asked me to read a new word card. As a result, I read it wrong. She made me read it ten times. I was helpless, so I had to watch it honestly for ten times, and I felt as if I had been abused. At that time, I was most proud of getting three good students, O(∩_∩)O~ At that time, it seemed that there were only four three good students, one of whom was me, three of whom were women, one was Cai Feihe, and the other one was forgotten.

Second and third grades; We changed the name of the head teacher to Zhu Xiaolong. The teacher is irresponsible and can play as he likes, so we cheat my parents' homework every day when we go home. I remember one time, when someone found out, the teacher hit me on the back severely, which is still fresh in my memory. The funniest thing is that we take the old K card to the class to play the old K, and (in the class, er) gather people to gamble. Great, it looks like we won some cards. At that time, Chen Xia seemed great and even got three cards, which made us very unhappy. At that time, there was a friend named Zhao Jiajun. He turned it over after reading it. He didn't see it until now. Maybe he didn't recognize it when he saw it. At that time, he was a real braggart. He said that his family kept everything, snakes, ghosts, and everything was in a mess ... once I believed it, and I drew a symbol in his way when I went home, for fear that my mother would laugh me to death when I met a ghost. At that time, there was a man named Yang Huan who was very interesting. When the teacher is not in class, he interrupts me. He doesn't mind me hitting him. Somehow, he practiced so hard that I was speechless for her.

Fourth grade; Then, Li Xiaogou came to teach us. Oh, what a tragedy. I remember one time our monitor Cai Feihe reported dictation, and she actually asked us if the word "Ning" should be pronounced Yi or something. I am so proud! At that time, Zhenhua was the king. I don't know why, the teacher trusts him very much, so everyone who hangs out with him has a good life. Once, in math class, Teacher Xie came to class and we exchanged homework. I switched with Sun (it seemed to be my deskmate at that time). As a result, there was a question that she wanted to arrange a series of numbers from big to small, and I made a mistake. She said it was different, but on the other hand, it was right. I was speechless, so she went to see Mr. Xie. And this old man is unreasonable and scolds me. He was too timid to speak at that time. Now, I will be very angry. There is another man named Chen Zhenhua, who is really a tragic figure. He was tortured to death by us and everyone bullied him. We also use the teacher's power to bully him. Once, we told Mr. Xie that his motorcycle was like a tractor, and as a result, he was punished for squatting, with a lot of books in his hand. It's really pathetic.

Grade five or six; I came to Mamu Central School to study, and the class teacher called you Lin (beauty, we are really blessed). The most sensational thing at that time was that the teacher caught us smoking in the dormitory. The next day, the teacher stood in front of the blackboard and criticized us all for smoking. It's pathetic. And the teacher insisted that I say why I smoke first. Then I thought of a classic story. Maybe my primary school classmates can still clearly remember "teacher, they said it wasn't a cigarette." I pretended to be innocent and was scolded badly. Actually, I just took a sip. There is also a Geng Gong named Xiang Qiong, who actually drew two. As a result, Youlin scolded him for being the youngest and smoking faster than anyone else. Afterwards, the teacher told us to copy the primary code 100 times and copied it from Joan 200 times. That's a real pity. When I was in the sixth grade, I began to be disobedient and began to find someone to fight on my own. At that time, it was not enough to remember to play in the class, but also to challenge other classes. Remember once, with a class two? (Forgot) Fighting (not fighting, just comparing who is more powerful), that man is very powerful, and as a result, he didn't put me down, and I have a great sense of accomplishment. Now that I think about it, I was so ignorant and ridiculous. I have to mention my two good friends, one is Li Tianhang and the other is Chen Jie. At that time, we were always inseparable and were very good friends. I haven't seen Chen Jie for a long time. Li Tianhang is miraculously in my class, which is really fate. At that time, he was very funny and had a pigtail. Very cute. He also secretly told me that one of the people he likes is * * * and the other is from a comic book. I was laughing my ass off. I even like cartoons. I am completely speechless.

Three years of junior high school: These three years are the most unforgettable years in my life. Everything plays back in my mind like a drama, with many happy memories and many sad memories. In junior high school, due to an accidental * * *, people thought it had something to do with tml, so we were embarrassed for more than two years. For two years, we basically didn't talk, and we were evasive when we met on the road. Sometimes we blush when we work together. Sadly, I really convinced myself that I was so timid. In the third grade, I fell in love with * * *, which made me decadent. The countdown to the senior high school entrance examination turned into getting along for a few days in my eyes, and I went to the fucking senior high school entrance examination. Changing seats with Fan Chen every day makes him can't stand me. Stop talking and say something happy. I met lss when I was in the third grade. Many times, we are telling each other about the rubbish in our hearts. It's good to have such a bosom friend, but it will be miserable in high school. I feel very helpless. And sx was my best friend in junior high school, and still is. I really miss him. This guy is sometimes depressed and always refuses to tell others the secrets of his heart. Oh, what a tragedy. Sometimes I really don't know what he is thinking. However, the child's brain is quite good, and his IQ should be higher than that of the average person, but he just refuses to work hard and read a little book, which reminds me of Jean-Zhong Yong. Such a good brain need not be wasted! ! ! Another interesting thing is that a few days before the middle school entrance examination, xxf and I lived in a small house, which was really funny. So we do our homework together every night. Actually, I can't write anything, just playing. I sit at the same table with her during the day. We always use post-it notes as small notes. O(∩_∩)O~ I don't know what to write in class.

Senior one: This class is so special. Everyone has his own personality. Perhaps, as wzp said, both personality and * * * are dark (Qi Fei). I forgot to mention that the head teacher of this class is a research teacher. Because of his seriousness, he often jokes, which makes us laugh and cry. This guy likes playing word games very much. You should be careful what you say to him. Don't fall into his trap. And my most admired teacher is wzh. I feel that he is really talented. Although I usually like to brag, bragging needs capital. He has the capital. How can you stand him? What impresses me most is that only successful people can talk about experience, while losers can only talk about lessons. Yes, this is the real society. It focuses on the result, not the process. No one will pay attention to your process, so as long as you succeed, it doesn't matter if you talk big at that time, because you have this capital. But not now. My favorite teacher is log, probably because I like math, but I did badly in this math exam. I am so sad. This class is very active and always has a lot of laughter. But I don't know why, I have always hated this course. Alas ..... it is meaningful to recall the details of this class. I remember that sports meeting, everyone was not very familiar with it, but they were fighting like ordinary people. The story of Fifty cents introduced me to qzq. He is also the only friend who has cried and laughed with me. I should always remember him, but he still has many bad habits that I don't like. Mom says it's not good to talk about other people's shortcomings behind their backs. The first three girls I met were py, wzy and xl. They are all very nice girls. They will comfort me when I am sad, so I told them a little secret in my heart first. As I said, my best friend is yyf. I don't know why, maybe it's just a feeling. If she hadn't comforted me once, maybe she and I were just strangers. The most unforgettable friend is hh. Usually we are always together. We are bunk beds and sit at the same table. This guy is very interesting. He should feel inferior, because his QQ level is not as high as others. I feel dizzy. How can there be such a naive child! I found him very emotional May we be friends forever. Wjj is my happiest friend, and I am really happy with her. I remember wzp caught us playing gobang in class. Actually, I feel a little guilty. I forced her to come! I went too far. The child is very stupid. He should not be called stupid, but rather naive. I didn't study hard, but I did better in the exam than I did. Slm is so interesting. I remember he asked me to borrow a dormitory reader, and then I gradually got to know him. I often called him "woman" at that time. I believe that everyone will not forget. (* _ *) Hee hee ...

Senior two: My senior two is coming soon. I believe this should be a brand-new beginning. I can't waste my youth like this. I should fight for my dream! Don't be an adult child. New teachers, new classmates, new classes, there will be a new me. I don't want to be a coward again ... (Look at what I wrote about my hope for Grade Two, and now it's gone. Everything is too bad. I thought that as long as I worked hard, I would have a good result. I don't know. Many times, hard work and grades are not necessarily proportional. I think I'm almost completely desperate, but next year's college entrance examination is already arrogant in front of me, and I must try my best to make it game over. Time flies, two-thirds of high school has passed in a daze. We children seem to grow up in an instant and become very hardworking. No matter how hard it is, we won't say no because we start to believe in miracles. The college entrance examination is not terrible. What is terrible is that we don't work hard enough. Therefore, forgetting to eat and sleep has become our eternal gesture. Without the teacher's reminder and the parents' compulsion, we can all study hard without distractions, just for a great dream.

Class 8, Grade 2, the star will never forget, it once gave me happiness and sadness! What gave me the most was that sincere friendship. I will never forget those 4 10 boys who live together day and night. Although there will be some minor contradictions between them, they can be solved in the end. In the 4 10 nest, my happiest thing is playing gobang. I remember once I played gobang for three hours. When I finally played gobang, it was not Gong. Although that guy suddenly attacked and confiscated my gobang, he also said a very presumptuous sentence: I will go to him if I can beat him. I really wanted to talk to him at that time. But to save his face, I didn't play with him. Who told me to love my teacher so much? I was bombed by the atomic bomb because of my thick skin. ) o(∩_∩)o Haha.

Shi: The stars want to tell you! You are really an excellent child, and many beautiful women will like you in the future. Don't worry, the star will vouch for you. But don't fantasize now, or it will be a big event that will delay your future. :-) Maybe you think I'm sentimental! However, the stars always regard you as a good friend (best friend), hoping to see a happy and sunny Stubby! I hope you can forgive me in some places. I am a very extreme person. Sometimes I speak without thinking. I hope you can forgive me.

Fang Jianfeng; "Don't be too presumptuous, it's useless!" This is what the stars want to give you most. Isn't that what you said? Settle your mood first, and then settle things! So you are not allowed to be so sad at ordinary times. How can you stand so much right and wrong when you are still so young? Open your heart, in fact, the sun is still so bright. In the future, you should talk to your friends more often. If two people bear the pain, they will be halved. What you need to do most is to find a confidante and dump all your dissatisfaction and unhappiness like garbage. Don't let it rot and stink in your heart! Obviously, the star is a good confidante! I'm thick-skinned. You'll have to use a hydrogen bomb this time.

Fan Cheng: You are the first handsome guy with strange curly hair I met in Class 8, Grade 2. There are countless joys with you, but the stars remind you that novels can't be eaten as meals, just as my brother reminds himself that flying cars can't be eaten as meals. . . . You are so smart, you must not waste yourself!

Liu Yao; Sorry, stars speak directly and often make you angry. I wonder if what I wrote today will hurt you. But there are some things I have to say. I hope you can understand. In fact, you always get along well with people, but sometimes you get angry a little too easily. A word from the star: Don't torture yourself with others! Hehe, learn to let go, and you will be happy!

Zeng Qin: The evaluation given by the star is that you are a little silly and belong to the type of little girl, hehe! Remember to teach me more English in the future! Ceng Laoshi, my English is poor. Please have mercy! At the same time, I wish you progress in your study and be happy every day!

Xu Siqi: I really don't know how to say you. A word for you: silly, I ask you seriously: are you a woman? Are you sure you are a woman? ! Quote the mayor's famous saying: I really don't know what to say about you, is it you or you?

Senior three: This should be a decisive year for my life. I think I should get into a good university and enjoy my college life!

Friends, I have many shortcomings (such as stubbornness). I hope you can point out my shortcomings, O(∩_∩)O Thank you! !

Life is like a journey, the only thing that matters is the process. Don't delay our trip because the scenery in front of us is too charming. This trip is only once, and you won't come back once you go! Many times, we have to learn to give up something, such as ignorant love. Sometimes it takes courage to give up.