Who has a joke about turtles?

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain.

So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

1

Tortoise's ass

Answer: Supervision

2.

Turtle handstand

Answer: there are regulations on it;

3.

Turtle somersault

A: One regulation after another;

4.

There is a little turtle on the turtle's back.

Answer: There are new regulations on it!

5.

Three turtles, the one in the middle suddenly peed.

Answer: Alas, the central regulations have changed again!

The tortoise built a house and climbed in.

Answer:

The cover in the cover;

7. The tortoise climbed out, demolished the house, built another one and climbed in.

A: The new cover is in the middle;

8. The tortoise climbed out again, tore down the house, built it and climbed in.

Answer: giants can cover!