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Q: Take a group joke.
The guide showed a group of tourists around the old castle and saw several skeletons in a deep tunnel. "These skeletons is how to return a responsibility? Who were they originally? " The tourist asked. "I think they must be reluctant to spend money to ask the tour guide to get lost."
7. On the street of new york, a beggar fainted from heatstroke, and passers-by crowded around and talked about it. "Poor man, give him a glass of whisky, which I often do when tourists faint." A passing tour guide said. "Let's take him to a cool place and let him have a rest," several people said. "Let him drink some whisky and keep it safe." The tour guide insisted on his own opinion.
"He should be sent to the hospital." Others raised objections. "Give him some whisky, that's right!" The tour guide still said this sentence.
The heatstroke man suddenly rolled over and sat up and shouted, "Stop talking! Why don't you listen to such kind people? "
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