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An obviously ugly narcissistic remark.
2. Look in the mirror and say, hey, it looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror has exploded.
There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !
Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.
I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.
6. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.
7. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.
8. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?
9. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and smiled: "Don't think that you have become more handsome, so I don't know you?
10. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
1 1. Turn around when they meet, and no one can see the expressions on their faces clearly.
12. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.
13. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !
14. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!
15. finally, the court announced the verdict: "it's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
16. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!
17. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
18. Go all the way to the red line and stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.
19. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.
20. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.
An ugly but narcissistic sentence (2)1. Suddenly, because of you, my mobile phone is actually more useful.
22. I wake up by myself every morning.
23. The Party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?
24. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.
25. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
26. feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.
27. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
29. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.
30. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
3 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
32. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.
33. The child's words are unscrupulous, and what he blurts out is an unthinking story, which outlines a full but affectionate ID.
34. I was born to do great things.
35. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.
36. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?
I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
38. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.
39. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.
Speaking of ugly.
To tell the truth, face is very important in this era. Being beautiful is more or less helpful to your future. In some fields, ugly people may have to work harder than others to get what they want.
Speaking of ugly.
First, I am Yan Kong, a senior who knows his ugliness. Every time I see my sister with long legs on the road, I will walk behind her until I go in a different direction. When I see a tall, thin and good-looking little brother, I will pretend to look at his face often. It's not like nobody's chasing me. It's just that people have good and ugly faces, and good-looking personalities are not good. What beautiful and blind little brother can have a crush on me?
Second, the world is ugly, so ugly people will be looked down upon.
Third, buy oranges at roadside stalls and pick a few that sell well. The boss picked up some spotted ones and said, handsome boy, this ugly one is actually sweeter. I have a feeling: Is it because oranges think they are ugly that they try to make themselves sweeter? The boss was slightly stunned and said, no, I want to sell out early and go home.
Fourth, is it ugly or will the camera be ugly? Why can some ugly people attend?
Five, I think, ugliness comes first, you can maintain your marriage by showing off your life and your man. Suddenly feel.
6. I don't think it's such a good place, but I'm really not as sad as before when I came here. Apart from the bad idolization, there are so many beautiful girls on the street who are not good-looking, and I don't have the shameful inferiority complex as before. I need to work harder, even if it is ordinary, but I can evolve better! I wish I could hug my handsome boy. I think he misses him most.
Seven, maybe it's really a matter of appearance. What's wrong with me? That's weird. Maybe not.
Eight, being accused of ugly, poor clothes, not worthy of your son. Who is at home is not a baby.
I don't like people telling me that you are actually beautiful. I think this sentence means that you are not good-looking, but don't feel inferior. I want to comfort you. Will you get rid of the facts and say, wow, you are so beautiful, which makes people feel really beautiful?
Ten, just like my brain is not good, I still choose to take the postgraduate entrance examination. What is the reason for not looking good? Girls! Come on! ! !
I'm superficial, no matter how good your strength is, I won't take it if you don't look good. Isn't it good for a girl group and a beautiful little sister? Why do you have to choose a few people like T?
In this world, ugliness can be repaired, but only brains can't. Everything will be taken away by others except your knowledge and brain.
XIII. Create 10 1. Some young ladies sing well, listen well and watch it several times. It's really a sin. In the afternoon, I also talked with Caicai about some ugly faces.
Fourteen, want to have sex, the first thing is to look good. If you don't look good, you can participate in China's good voice. Girls in idolize, wash your eyes and wake up.
15. I have no confidence since I was a child, probably because I can't talk like others, and I'm not good-looking, and no one has ever looked up to me, but I feel more and more that I'm actually one in a million.
Sixteen, today is also an ugly day for losers, playing games, cooking and eating.
17. Why do some girls meet single-minded boyfriends when they are ugly? It feels like a world problem.
When I was in primary school, I was isolated for a while. Why are you isolated? I don't know. I really don't know. Maybe the teeth are irregular and ugly? It was really lonely at that time, and no one wanted to play with me. At first, one or two girls didn't like me, then a group, and finally almost the whole class.
The young invigilator in yesterday's exam seems to be the first person I like. He is not very pretty, but he has a good voice. He choked as soon as he entered the examination room.
Say I am photogenic, then I will be photogenic. Better than being ugly and photogenic. hahaha.
Twenty-one, it really stinks. I don't like others to think that others are not good-looking. It's not like jb went to talk to someone else about bb. You have a special mouth all day. What China needs most is a smelly girl and a smelly boy. My special code is to make Cindy debut.
Tell me if you feel ugly.
Tell me if you feel ugly.
First of all, are all ugly people respected by acting now? Are they ugly or fierce? Does being scolded mean that you are playing well? It's not because the audience you play is good that you scold, but because the character is born to be scolded. Are all the people who play the audience the same? Do not interfere with each other, just be conscious. There are always some people who want to praise themselves on others. Don't you feel ashamed and blush!
Second, I really feel ugly, but sometimes I feel super cute when I look in the mirror, and photos will give me this feeling, but more often I still feel ugly and I won't listen carefully when I tell others that I am a little superior, and then my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's good friend says I'm not good-looking, and the boys in the next class say I'm not good-looking. From time to time, I feel that I am not good-looking, and then I feel inferior. I really don't know what to do.
Third, I can only do well for those who are not good-looking and still feel that they are hanging WeChat! I only look at my face. What's going on here?
Fourthly, I don't have any malice towards people who occasionally send photos, but I have a rational aversion to ugly people who take selfies with big faces every day, and caption thinks they are the most beautiful in Wuli, Fiona Fang.
5. I have no advantage. Poor grades, long difference, no goal, feel like a basket case!
6. You keep saying that you don't look good. Why did I think you were like a fairy? Looking at the selfie you sent now, I feel really blind before.
Seven, think about it later, I am the legendary green tea bitch, obviously like it, but pretend not to care, think the cover is perfect, but also send that kind of melodramatic words in the space, chat with him and help him make suggestions, which is really ridiculous. I became the kind of person I hate the most. However, on second thought, we haven't met, and I'm not good-looking, not even a green tea bitch. I was embarrassed to stay there for so long.
Nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory. I always feel that I am not smart and ugly. However, fairness means never knowing what awaits you in the future. Everyone should be a happy child. When I want to say that I am not very happy today, I find that there seem to be too few happy days.
I used to think that the most beautiful love story in the world is walking with you today, which can let you know that I like you more than love at first sight. I know that sometimes you feel that you have a bad temper and are not good-looking, but in fact, you are already very good, and you can't be better. Even if you are bald, I can't get enough of it. I still like you exactly as I did when I first met you, and I won't dislike this life until I like it.
Ten, sleep well. Abu called me yesterday, saying that I was not good-looking, not as good-looking as his ex-girlfriend, and that he liked me because I was nice. I was very angry with him, so I called my third child and asked who looked good. Think about it. I find it funny. Abu said that he would never call me again. We're really over. I want to walk out of the abyss and live a chic life.
1 1. I accidentally saw a term "impostor syndrome", which felt a bit like me. I always feel very low recently. I am not good-looking or thin, and my short school is also the kind of school that will be scolded and forced by others if it is not good. But if my school is good, I really can't say it. The most terrible thing is not that I am poor, but that I know clearly that I don't want to work hard to get better. I feel a little hopeless recently, sosad.
Twelve, youth movies always make me feel sorry after watching. I feel that other people's youth is so colorful. Mine is so boring. Those who look good are young, and those who don't look good are just old.
Thirteen, I think, although I really don't look good, I look better in the mirror than in the photo on my ID card, okay!
Long time no see, and I don't know why I feel wronged. Today, when I was eating, I deliberately ran to the canteen on the first floor, and finally I saw you, looking sloppy. You are always so cold. It's really always so cold. I don't think I can do anything well. It's really useless If you don't study well and look bad, if you like someone but dare not love boldly, everything will fail. It's really like getting stuck in a bottleneck.
Fifteen, I am really too simple. I agree with everything a good-looking person says, and even if I disagree, I won't take it to heart. I'm tired of what ugly people say. A premise, good-looking is really good-looking, not that you think you look good.
Sixteen, some people, who are not good-looking, just want to play with good-looking people. Then, when they use you, they call you sister, and when they don't use you, they call you by your name. They always say that they have high emotional intelligence. I really don't understand where the emotional intelligence is high. I feel very wronged in matching pictures.
Seventeen, I feel inferior since I was a child and feel that I am not good-looking. The same is true when you grow up.
18. If a girl says in front of you that she thinks she looks good and that she doesn't, it means that you have a good relationship with her.
XIX. Xiong Ling can have a bad appetite and a stomachache, and then he will either pull or vomit, slow down and be lively. I want to pack a bear and go to the hospital. I don't think this is a good idea. I haven't had the strength to turn over books in the yard for a long time, which has become the main pastime of bears. I accidentally put a p, and the bear said that we have nothing to do with anyone. Bear thinks he is not good-looking, so I quickly declare that you are my favorite type, especially handsome!
I don't think I look good, but I won't go for plastic surgery either, because people should know how to accept their appearance. Confident people are the most beautiful!
2 1. If you are completely in love with someone, even if many people think that he is not good-looking, you will think that this person is good enough to spend all your luck in this life. And he may be really ordinary, but you are obsessed with it yourself.
In fact, I have always felt that I am not good-looking, but watching people's selfies every day has actually produced a kind of confidence.
Twenty-three, some girls are really good. They are not good-looking and in poor shape, but after dinner, they have to order takeout at this time and quickly send friends. Do you think you live a free and easy life? The people you see don't think you are so ugly. Why are you still eating? If you don't take good care of your body and face, you just don't love your performance. Who are you to ask others to understand your heart?
24. Why do I always feel that I am ugly and have no taste in clothes?
Twenty-five, when I was a child, I felt that my writing was not good. I asked someone who is good at writing to write my name in a new notebook. As a result, I wrote wrong. I am very angry! It feels like letting others have children because they think they are ugly, and the result is still so ugly!
26. When I used to laugh, my mouth was pinched. I always felt that my teeth were not good-looking and I dared not show them. After he was with me, he always said that I only looked good when I smiled. Every time I sip my mouth, he deliberately imitates me, which is very ugly and exaggerated. Later, he slowly led me to laugh freely. Every time I laugh, I laugh until my eyes are gone. Then he said, mm-hmm, that's what it looks like. Don't pretend to be the best.
Chatting with my boyfriend, he said that people who are not good-looking generally think they are beautiful. I thought about it and said, I feel that I am not good-looking. Does this mean that I am good-looking in essence? My boyfriend was silent for a long time, and finally said with a helpless expression, no, you are self-aware.
28. I feel ugly every day. When can I lose weight below 100? Thanks to this, I have no appetite every day. What's more, I don't even want to drink wine.
Twenty-nine, girls who didn't like material things before, feel that Plato in spirit has 18 layers of Madonna aura. It turned out that I was just ugly and had no money. Either of the two you have will bring you into a better world. I saw someone say a long time ago that girls must spend money on themselves. At that time, I thought this sentence was simply nonsense. Now think about what a precious thing it is.
Thirty years old, I have. Everyone feels like a burden. Whether for this person or that person. He has no talent, can't earn a lot of money, is not good-looking, has a deep resentment in his heart and is in poor health. He is always blackmailing himself or singling out others. I don't work hard enough, I don't study hard enough, I don't work hard enough, I don't have enough, I have to live and suffocate so many people. Spend so much money.
When I was thirty-one and a teenager, I was most afraid to look in the mirror because I thought I didn't look good. So I seldom look in the mirror. But when she stepped onto the stage. Only the "stage" gave her confidence. On the stage, she thinks she is the most beautiful!
Thirty-two, feeling that you don't look good has always been a heart disease left over from history for many years. In order to face up to this, please forgive me if I give up treatment in the future. The three views have been turbulent for too long, I don't know the truth, I am self-righteous and afraid of difficulties. Being beautiful is a gift, and living beautiful is much more interesting. I want to be honest and beautiful, and the injured place will eventually become armor.
33. People who don't hate me are getting better and better. I remember a female classmate in high school. Everyone thinks she's not very pretty, but I just think she looks like Shu Qi. So, people who don't hate me come to discover my beauty.
34. Today is the boy's birthday. The man came up to the boy with a furry bear and said, "Give me a bear." The boy asked in surprise, why did you send me a bear? Your boy suddenly feels that that man doesn't like his ugliness and may let himself leave him in the future. The boy was thinking, and suddenly his eyes began to blur, and he was hugged by a man's strong arms. He only heard: It's comfortable to hold, and so are you.
I know that as an adult, I shouldn't be sad about these jokes. I know I'm naive, suchababy, but suddenly I know that some people in modern history class say I look like Prince Gong in ppt, and a lot of people are laughing. But now I know I feel a little bad. It's important to look at my face. Although I know that I am not good-looking, I don't feel bad.
Thirty-six, primary school students always love to defend their favorite people in the way they think is right. Black if you don't like it, black if you don't look good. Personal preferences are different, and there will always be people who hope that the whole world they like will be the same.
There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?
Classic Quotations of 20xx Negative Energy
1, don't treat negative energy as negativity and hatred. In fact, its function is to inspire, and it is actually reality.
People who talk about life, society and morality every day often have low wisdom. Truly savvy people take these ideas for granted, internalize them into their own actions, and succeed in the material world.
3. Both the boss and the leader know very well who can be promoted. For those who can't do it, they will continue to encourage and give them hope.
After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.
When I was young, I always lacked a correct understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel superior and broad-minded, and sometimes I feel useless and ordinary and incompetent. After growing up, I experienced a lot, and gradually got to know myself, only to find myself useless and ordinary and incompetent.
6. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.
7. Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness, and your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
8. Opportunities rained down on me and I flashed by. ...
9. Many people find that they can't compete with others on the issues of money and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and life.
10, the limitation of poor students is not just a platform problem. Poor birth means that your parents are not doing well, either. Maybe the word "no" is written in your genes.
1 1. Sensitive? The same thing is more likely to be regarded as a setback than others. What is fragility? The same frustration produces more negative emotions than others. What is depression? It takes more time and energy than others to recover from the same negative emotions. What is the weak? Sensitive, fragile and depressed people
12, healthy parents can support themselves, and a few friends who can speak freely can enjoy these happy things-so being better than others, the need for social recognition is highlighted.
13, some people have worked hard all their lives to squeeze into the third-rate society from the fourth-rate society.
14, 30 years old, most of them are stuck in junior positions, and their existing jobs can't be promoted, and they can't afford the time cost of changing careers. It may be too late to go to school again. Their parents began to get sick, and their income was limited and they had no savings. The greater pain is to see those who have no background, but work hard and are smart, and those who have little achievement and background, begin to live a noble life.
15. Some young people shape their image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
16, people who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.
17, some young people go to work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. They don't have to do anything but eat and drink every day, and the welfare benefits are extremely good. Before they struggled in life, they began to support their ideals and enjoy the privileges of the people's elite. For such a young man, I just want to ask you four words: where to submit your resume?
18, my parents have always attached great importance to my moral education. When I came to the society, I treated people according to what my parents taught me, but I found that I was not liked by others.
19, bragging is the nature of some people. When they have nothing to say about some topics, they will joke about foreign aid: I have a friend who is more experienced than you. The subtext is that as his friend, he can't be bad.
20. I think you can't do better than others even if you put aside the factor of birth.
2 1, when I was young, I did nothing, sometimes I felt sorry for myself, sometimes I was decadent, and sometimes I tried my best to run a relationship, but my life never improved. You were miserable until you were 30. He asked excitedly: What about after 30 years old? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: After thirty years old ... you start to get used to it.
22. Losers hate those whose lives are better than their own.
23. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think you were so good.
Do not lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
25. Stop asking me how to buy shoes! That's because women are single-minded, so they can only focus on shoes!
26. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be clean, tidy and even exquisite, which is the basic and dignity of your life, regardless of gender. The more you live, the more you understand the positive aspects of judging people by their appearances. You are ashamed of your past selves and encourage each other.
27, you know, in fact, I have always liked you, like you for a long time! Can you believe it? I lied to you.
28. If you want to commit suicide, don't spread it around and tell others why. Give you applause and praise? Everyone is too busy to take care of you.
29. When you are upset, say something to yourself. If you are depressed again, you deserve to die.
30. I have always said that money is not important at all. I can live well without money. People simply laugh at not having much money when they were young. It doesn't matter if you can't live an ideal life when your wife and children are not confused. Don't you blame yourself? At this time, you can still smile and say that money is not important. Put your arms around you and slap yourself.
3 1, those who have been clamoring for me to do is to care about other people's shit and watch, do you really think it's someone else's problem? Don't be naive. If you want to live a good life, you must change yourself, or you deserve to be isolated.
32. Don't just go forward and look back. You lost a lot.
Laziness is a good excuse. It seems that if you are diligent, you can really do great things.
34, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.
35. Many young people are always confused about the world outlook and outlook on life. The crux is that I think too much and read too little.
36. Another day has passed. How was your day? Did you dream?
37. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.
38. People who are ugly are not necessarily good. Just because of long-term loneliness, I sometimes treat people as crazy.
39. Many people actually have no positive energy. Just like reading a good book tomorrow, it's just a good wish. It's just a bluff to claim that you have it every day.
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