Short New Year's Day Jokes (Selected 12 Sentences)

My last name is Wu, and my first name is Kate.

My surname is Yin, and my name is.

My last name is Mei, and my first name is Mei Conscience.

My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong.

6. Numbers! Teacher, my last name is Gao. My name is Gao.

7, the right to entertainment, if indecent, forgive one or two.

8. The teacher screamed at the sky: God, I met a group of students! The teacher vomited blood and fell to the ground.

9. My name is Qu Ye. This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game crashed when I was born. The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

10, call express goods. Don't tell me your father has a warehouse. Teacher, you are too square. My father is a pimp. Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

1 1,No.! Teacher, let's talk about it next time. Why say it next time? You say it now! No! Teacher, my name is Xia. My name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. The teacher felt dizzy.

12, No. Teacher, you * * *! What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? Interesting, interesting. The teacher is about to cry.