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Homophonic jokes are new words.

Children are the hope of every family and the wealth of parents. With the development of society and the progress of the times, every parent attaches great importance to the growth of their children, and naming their children has become a top priority after their birth. After all, names will accompany everyone's life. Parents want their children's names to be catchy and unconventional, and they want to pin their good wishes and hopes on their children in a few words. Many parents should consider the concerns of the older generation, so.

People in an era have different ideas about an era, and each era also has a different name "trend". Looking back decades ago, due to the lack of medical standards and materials, children seemed to be less "precious" and most people's educational level was not high. Many parents are very supportive of their children, and many "cheap names" can be seen everywhere, such as "dog egg", "dog son" and "dog leftovers"

Similarly, in today's new society, many parents give their children the same name in order to catch up with the contemporary "trend", but they don't realize that the repetition rate of the names they give their children is particularly high, and there are countless homophones, which makes children and teachers miserable and makes many jokes.

Once upon a time, "Zi Han" became a trend. A series of names such as Zixuan, Zixuan, Zi Xuan, Han Yu, Han Yu and Han Yu have sprung up, and many students with the same pronunciation, different words and even the same name have appeared in the same class, which has become the most distressing thing for teachers. I don't know whether the teacher is calling "Zixuan" or "Zi Xuan" or "Zixuan". When the teacher gave the order, several students shouted at the same time, which made the students laugh, which not only affected the class order, but also affected the class progress. Some netizens even joked that the teacher was fully qualified for the teaching task of Quyi Department after teaching this course.

There are countless own goals in Zi Han, and many parents are aware of this. With the gradual decline of the national Zi Han fever, a new naming fever swept through. Many parents choose to combine their parents' surnames. For example, if their father's surname is Li and their mother's surname is Bai, they will name their children "Li Mubai", "Li" and "Li", thus continuing the romantic love between parents.

Although this naming method is novel and has a good meaning, it is not easy to rename it. But parents should consider whether their surnames are in the same name. For example, Ma surname and Zhu surname are not suitable for such a combination, which not only fails to reflect the sense of literature and art, but also makes children more embarrassed, making naughty students feel bad about nicknames and causing unnecessary trouble. Therefore, parents should be more careful when naming their children, and don't blindly follow suit.

First of all: avoid using uncommon words.

Parents rack their brains to find a catchy name for their children. From a certain point of view, it is undoubtedly to let others remember him faster and better, so that children have a certain sense of existence and have their own characteristics. Then, parents should avoid using uncommon words when naming their children, so as to avoid students being embarrassed and unwilling to further communicate because they don't know or mispronounce. According to the research of psychologists, most people with uncommon words in their names are withdrawn and have poor social skills.

Second: avoid tedious strokes.

When parents give names to their children, they should not only consider how to recognize the names, but also how to write them. After all, it is also an important job for children to learn to write names at the beginning of school. If the strokes of names are complicated, it is difficult for parents to teach and children to learn. It is easy for children who have just started to learn to write to have some resistance to learning to write. In the process of exams, the time for answering questions will be wasted because of the complicated strokes of names.

Finally: avoid homophonic oolong.

China's culture is extensive and profound, with numerous homophones. Parents must be considerate and careful when naming their children, so as to avoid the homonym in their children's names leading to the failure of their goals. On the internet, many netizens picked out many homophonic names, which is ridiculous. For example, Wu Fulu (no Fulu), Wei Junzhi (hypocrite), vermicelli (pig manure), stone (excrement fragrance) and so on. While bringing joy to others, these names have undoubtedly caused certain trauma and shadow to children's psychology. Therefore, parents must be cautious in naming their children to avoid homophonic oolong.

Names are accompanied by children's life, which plays a vital role in children's life and is also related to whether they can leave a deep and beautiful impression. And the child's name reflects the parents' cultural literacy. Therefore, parents must be careful when naming their children, never blindly follow the trend, let alone make jokes on impulse, let alone feminize the names of boys and masculinize the names of girls. It's silly for both boys and girls to see names. It is also the responsibility of parents to name their children. I hope that every parent will not abuse his power and cause certain troubles to his children.

Today's topic: What do you think of naming? Let's study and discuss together!