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When the smog orange warning continued until the sixth day, the weather forecast said that the northwest wind had blown to Inner Mongolia and would one day blow to Beijing. The north wind is blowing and the fog is floating, so the sky in Beijing is blue. Or how to call it "wind blue"! When I heard the weather forecast, I looked forward to it with longing, but my heart was sour and more real. Is there no way to disperse the smog by the wind? There is a joke that if you put a big fan on the top of Xishan Mountain in Beijing and blow it hard, the smog will disappear. Let the Monkey King borrow a banana fan from Princess Iron Fan, because fairy tales can never be eaten in real life.

To change the reality, the most fundamental and practical truth is that only with the concerted efforts of Qi Xin and Qi Xin can we "see through the clouds". The smog is coming, which is largely a masterpiece of human beings. If mankind had known about environmental protection, energy conservation and emission reduction earlier and cherished our common home, I am afraid we would not be living in today's mirage-like smog. Human beings owe nature and environmental protection. Cut the crap. Humans have to pay the bill. Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable. Fortunately, I have awakened now and started to take measures to cure haze. There should be an idiom called "Be brave after knowing shame". Without this awareness, who can guarantee that our home and our health will not be destroyed in our own hands?

Qi Xin really wants Qi Xin to work together to control smog. This is not empty talk, nor is it a cliche. What do you mean by Qi Xin's cooperation? The government has formulated policies for energy conservation and emission reduction; Enterprises have implemented energy conservation and emission reduction work; The people have enhanced their awareness of energy conservation and emission reduction, and paying more attention to nuances is the right way to effectively control smog. Besides, there is no shortcut. "Wind blue" and relying on the sky to cure haze are lazy and retarded views. As long as Qi Xin and Qi Xin work together, smog is not terrible. Although it is a "chronic disease", it is by no means an incurable disease. Speaking of which, London was called "Fog Capital" nearly a century ago. Later, through the joint efforts of Qi Xin, wasn't the hat of "Fog City" taken off? Now, our Beijing, our North China, and even our whole China will receive this "honor". What shall we do? That is my firm confidence. Qi Xin and Qi Xin made concerted efforts to control haze persistently. People were United and Mount Tai was moved. Remember what our ancestors said.

After going to work these days, my "friends" and I have a stronger awareness of environmental protection, and we all travel by public transport. Personally, I think the contribution to environmental protection and smog control is very small, but if we do it like snowballs, the role will gradually expand. In addition, actions to save energy and protect the environment will also deepen this awareness. Today, I walked on the road wearing a mask against PM2.5, but I was still optimistic. Although the smog in Beijing comes and goes endlessly, it will gradually decrease in a few years and even bid farewell to our city. The answer is that we in Qi Xin work together to "see the sky through the clouds"! You can't wear a mask for a long time. N disposable masks are the cheapest, 5 yuan for a big bag, and it doesn't hurt at all. But don't expect them to prevent smog, the filterability and sealing are not good, and the fog drop prevention is barely enough.

N Puwei core meets the highest standard of American medical masks, and has good filterability, which can prevent both particles and fog drops. The filtration efficiency is 99.8% for particles as small as 0. 1 micron, and 99.9% for bacteria or virus carriers as small as 0.3 micron (common in droplets). SecureFit patented technology is adopted to adapt to different face shapes and achieve a high degree of fit. At the same time, the six-point support disperses the pressure, and there is no ligature mark on the face, which is very comfortable to wear. That is, the price is not very close to the people, one is in 29 yuan ... in Tmall.