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A routine love story, ask and answer.
First of all, a question-and-answer love story
1, female: Has anyone ever confessed to you?
M: There is one.
W: Then I'm the second one.
2. W: I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you.
M: Why?
Woman: It's been so many days. You know, I want to give you something nice every time I see it.
3. Woman: Remember your identity!
Man: What am I?
Woman: You are my man!
4. W: Can you see the road on foot?
Man: I did, but I didn't hit you.
Woman: But you hit my heart.
5. Woman: I have put up with you for a long time.
Man: So what do you want?
Woman: I will put up with you all my life.
6.w: let's go swimming.
M: Why?
Woman: How can you fall in love without going into the water?
7. Female: I feel stuffy in my chest recently.
Man: What's the matter?
Woman: You live in my heart.
8.w: let's go to dinner, but you have to promise me one thing.
M: Yes.
W: I reserved a couple restaurant. Only couples can enter. So as a boyfriend?
9. W: Will you like me?
M: No.
W: Then I'll teach you.
10, female: You look like a relative of mine.
M: Like who?
Woman: My mother's son-in-law.
Second, the Q&A of high emotional intelligence picking up girls routine
1, m: How do you pronounce the word baby?
Woman: Let me see, Nianfu.
M: I don't understand. Say it again?
Woman: Husband, what my husband means is.
Man: OK, wife.
2. Are you busy now?
Woman: Not bad.
Man: When did you marry me?
Can you guess whether I like playing games or eating delicious food?
W: Do you like playing games?
Man: I obviously love you more!
I had a nightmare last night. "
Woman: What nightmare?
Dreams without you are nightmares.
5. M: It has been reported recently that I like you.
Woman: Who said that?
Man: I told you.
6. When is your birthday?
W: Why?
Your birthday is my password.
I have some bad news for you.
W: I have some bad news for you.
M: I have lost my memory of you.
8. Do you know the difference between monkeys and you?
Woman: Monkeys have tails, but I don't.
Man: No, you're with me. It's in the zoo.
9. When will you get married?
W: I don't know.
Man: Tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you right away.
10, m: My dream has come true.
Woman: Really? What dream?
M: Chat with people you like.
Summary:
Those are all question-and-answer routines, love stories, and high emotional intelligence to pick up girls. I believe everyone will know something about routine love stories after reading this article, and I hope it will help you.
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