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A routine love story, ask and answer.

Life is endless, and you can't stop picking up girls. Let's take a look at the routine love story of question and answer!

First of all, a question-and-answer love story

1, female: Has anyone ever confessed to you?

M: There is one.

W: Then I'm the second one.

2. W: I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you.

M: Why?

Woman: It's been so many days. You know, I want to give you something nice every time I see it.

3. Woman: Remember your identity!

Man: What am I?

Woman: You are my man!

4. W: Can you see the road on foot?

Man: I did, but I didn't hit you.

Woman: But you hit my heart.

5. Woman: I have put up with you for a long time.

Man: So what do you want?

Woman: I will put up with you all my life.

6.w: let's go swimming.

M: Why?

Woman: How can you fall in love without going into the water?

7. Female: I feel stuffy in my chest recently.

Man: What's the matter?

Woman: You live in my heart.

8.w: let's go to dinner, but you have to promise me one thing.

M: Yes.

W: I reserved a couple restaurant. Only couples can enter. So as a boyfriend?

9. W: Will you like me?

M: No.

W: Then I'll teach you.

10, female: You look like a relative of mine.

M: Like who?

Woman: My mother's son-in-law.

Second, the Q&A of high emotional intelligence picking up girls routine

1, m: How do you pronounce the word baby?

Woman: Let me see, Nianfu.

M: I don't understand. Say it again?

Woman: Husband, what my husband means is.

Man: OK, wife.

2. Are you busy now?

Woman: Not bad.

Man: When did you marry me?

Can you guess whether I like playing games or eating delicious food?

W: Do you like playing games?

Man: I obviously love you more!

I had a nightmare last night. "

Woman: What nightmare?

Dreams without you are nightmares.

5. M: It has been reported recently that I like you.

Woman: Who said that?

Man: I told you.

6. When is your birthday?

W: Why?

Your birthday is my password.

I have some bad news for you.

W: I have some bad news for you.

M: I have lost my memory of you.

8. Do you know the difference between monkeys and you?

Woman: Monkeys have tails, but I don't.

Man: No, you're with me. It's in the zoo.

9. When will you get married?

W: I don't know.

Man: Tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you right away.

10, m: My dream has come true.

Woman: Really? What dream?

M: Chat with people you like.

Summary:

Those are all question-and-answer routines, love stories, and high emotional intelligence to pick up girls. I believe everyone will know something about routine love stories after reading this article, and I hope it will help you.