If you had to tell your girlfriend a joke, what joke would you tell her?

1. Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a dark shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while, saying, M's, Yang Liwei. ......

2. Before dying, the cup said to the window, "How can a broken me help a broken you ..."

3. Once I went to jiaozi for dinner, my boss said that there were 5 yuan's, 6 yuan's and 10 yuan's, and asked me which one I wanted. I blurted out: How much is 6 yuan? The boss is cold. His face turned red at that time. Actually, I want to ask how much is six dollars?

He ran out to buy cigarettes that day and suddenly found his shoelaces loose. He bent down to tie them. The clerk threw out a pack of cigarettes and said to zz, "Yo, there's money in my shoes these days!" "